A/N: This chapter goes out to Ms. Topaz. Read and review? Enjoy!
Chapter Based Off: The Breakfast Club
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
The Biology Club
"It is exactly three twenty one. You all have one hour to ponder the consequences of your actions. Seriously, people, hiding all of the frogs on the eve of dissection day is not funny." Mr. Banner said, glaring at his entire biology class, who were sighing loudly.
"I'll be back to let you out at the end of your detention time." He continued loudly, struggling to be heard over the ignorant chattering. "Nobody is to leave this room, nobody is to talk, and absolutely no escape attempts will be made, got that?"
There was a short muttering of approval.
"No, any questions?"
"I have one." Tyler Crowley said, kicking his feet up onto his desk. "Does Barry Manalo know that you raided his wardrobe?"
"Mr. Crowley, that is completely inapp-"
"Mr. Banner, do you always let students attempt to burn there tongue to the third degree?" Lauren Mallory piped up, staring in distain at Eric who was trying to light a match with his teeth.
"What? No I don't promote such behavior! Yorkie! Take that thing out of your mouth!
"Mr. Banner? I think Bella should have to take her headphones out during detention!" Jessica exclaimed, pointing an accusing finger at Bella, who was currently nodding her head along to a loudly playing "We Are Not Alone".
"Miss Swan, I'm going to have to ask you to take those out."
Knowing that Bella couldn't hear him, Edward pulled the buds out of her ears and whispered to her that she needed to turn the iPod off.
"Mr. Banner, is this really necessary-"
Crash!
"Oof!"
In a pile of plaster, sprawled in between the rows of desks, was Mike Newton. A broken ceiling tile lay a hundreds of pieces around him.
"What did I say about no escape attempts?" Mr. Banner said, staring at his student from where he had paused at the door.
"I knew I should have thought of a more tactful way to get out than ask to go to the washroom." Mike muttered, brushing off his shirt.
"Newton, you were already out before detention was called to order. Why were you in the ceiling?" Edward asked, clearly baffled by this deranged blonde.
Mike stared at Edward for a minute before yelling "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" and pounding his hands against the floor.
Suddenly, another tile fell from the ceiling and landed on his head, causing the class to break out into laughter.
"Well," Mr. Banner mused as he snuck out of the classroom, unnoticed. "He's obviously not the brightest crayon in the box."