Hey everyone!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
*Ahem*
Everyone: Happy Birthday!
ANNABETH!
Annabeth: Happy Birthday...
Thank you!
Leo: I think you are a little late again...
I KNOW I AM! I HAVE A LIFE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
Leo: Is it a nice life?
I DON'T KNOW! JUST SHUT UP!
So, we are going to do all of the songs you requested in honor of the special occasion!
First up is a song from...
Everyone: ...
Mulan...
Piper: What is so bad about-
Frank: MULAN!? I LOVE MULAN!
Piper: Oh.
Frank: SERIOUSLY MULAN IS AWESOME! I HAVE MULAN T-SHIRTS AND MULAN POSTERS AND MULAN BOBBLE-HEADS AND MULAN OUTFITS-
Why, oh why, Innoc3ntKitt3n, did you suggest a Mulan song?
Frank: AND MULAN GUMMYS AND MULAN SONG LYRICS AND-
SHUT UP!
Frank: ... sorry Catsrawesome.
Thank you!
Now, let us do the song! Which I actually LOVE!
Percy: Let's get down to business
Annabeth: To defeat the Huns.
Piper: Did they send me daughters
Jason: When I asked for sons?
Leo: You're the saddest bunch
Calypso: I've ever met,
Hazel: But you can bet before were through,
Frank: Mister I'll make a man out of you.
Ron: Tranquil as a forest,
Hermione: But on fire within.
Harry: Once you find your center,
Ginny: You are sure to win.
Luna: You're a spineless pale pathetic lot
Neville: And you haven't got a clue.
Innoc3ntKitt3n: Somehow I'll make a man out of you.
Hermione: I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Annabeth: Say goodbye to those who knew me.
Percy: Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym?
Frank: This guy's got them scared to death!
Ginny: Hope he doesn't see right through me.
Neville: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
(PJO Characters: Be a man)
Innoc3ntKitt3n: We must be swift as the coursing river,
(HP Characters: Be a man)
Innoc3ntKitt3n: With all the force of a great typhoon,
(All Characters: Be a man)
Innoc3ntKitt3n: With all the strength of a raging fire,
Catsrawesome: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Jason: Time is racing toward us,
Percy: 'Til the Huns arrive.
Leo: Heed my every order,
Frank: And you might survive.
Hazel: You're unsuited for the rage of war,
Annabeth: So pack up, go home
Calypso: You're through.
Piper: How could I make a man out of you?
(Goddess of Fangirls: Go Be a man)
Innoc3ntKitt3n: We must be swift as the coursing river,
(Kittyaceres: Be a man)
Innoc3ntKitt3n: With all the force of a great typhoon,
(Caleo4eva: Be a man)
Innoc3ntKitt3n: With all the strength of a raging fire,
Catsrawesome: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
(ashleahailong: Be a man)
Innoc3ntKitt3n: We must be swift as the coursing river,
(catsrawesome4eva: Be a man)
Innoc3ntKitt3n: With all the force of a great typhoon,
(ChrisDaughterOfApollo: Be a man)
Innoc3ntKitt3n: With all the strength of a raging fire,
Catsrawesome: Mysterious as the dark side
Innoc3ntKitt3n and Catsrawesome: Of the moon.
Yay!
Frank: THAT WAS THE BEST WRITE-SONG EVER!
Thank you! Someone is finally warming up to my write-singing!
Frank: Um, I am not exactly-
Which is good, because we are going to write-sing MORE WRITE-SONGS!
Next is Kill Everyone, suggested by CriminallyInsane.
Let me just say, I have never seen a song with more language than the last time I watched Nicki's Anaconda.
But you know what?
I DON'T CARE!
If you don't like it, SKIP THE SONG!
Which is what I am about to do right now.
Wait a minute...
CiminallyInsane: You got the motherfucking right to remain violent!
Percy: Hollow points hiding in my clip
Jason: Up in 25 just to watch your life end
Frank: I pray father please forgive me before I sin
Leo: Got the sticks of dynamite
Piper: I'm dying to light them, God don't fail me now!
Calypso: Get thrown and you won't get carried out!
Annabeth: To a hole, where I know you won't be found
Hazel: Just face it, it's almost over now!
Hermione: Don't even try to take this weapon from me.
Ron: I like you more and more the less you breathe.
Luna: I've come undone. I think I'll kill everyone!
Neville: My, what have I done?
Harry: Fuck it, let's kill everyone!
Ginny: I've come undone.
Dumbledore: I think I'll kill everyone!
Aberforth: My, what have I done?
CriminallyInsane: Fuck it, let's kill everyone!
Percy and Annabeth: Oh no, here comes the riot!
Leo and Calypso: Does everything have to resort to violence?
Jason and Piper: If you think you can hide, go and try it.
Frank and Hazel: Now let's let the fucking gun break the silence.
Harry and Ginny: Close your eyelids.
Ron and Hermione: Another shot and then here come the sirens.
Neville and Luna: I thought I told you to keep fucking quiet?
CriminallyInsane and Catsrawesome: Somebody's dying, so come say goodbye, kids
Percy and Ron: Don't even try to take this weapon from me.
Annabeth and Hermione: I like you more and more the less you breathe.
Jason and Harry: I've come undone.
Piper and Ginny: I think I'll kill everyone!
Frank and Neville: My, what have I done?
CriminallyInsane: Fuck it, let's kill everyone!
Hazel and Luna: I've come undone.
Leo and Calypso: I think I'll kill everyone!
Catsrawesome: My, what have I done?
CriminallyInsane: Fuck it, let's kill everyone!
CriminallyInsane: Imma take you all down saying,
PJO Characters: ''Fuck the world''
CriminallyInsane: now Imma take you all out I'm saying
HP Characters: "fuck the world"
CriminallyInsane: now Imma take you all down saying
PJO Characters: "fuck the world"
CriminallyInsane: now Imma take you all out I'm saying
HP Characters:''Fuck the world'' now
CriminallyInsane: Don't even try to take this weapon from me
PJO and HP: Saying ''Fuck the world''
CriminallyInsane: now I like you more and more the less you breathe
All: I'm saying ''Fuck the world'' now
Catsrawesome: I've come undone.
CriminallyInsane: I think I'll kill everyone!
Catsrawesome: My, what have I done?
CriminallyInsane: Fuck it, let's kill everyone!
Catsrawesome I've come undone.
CriminallyInsane: I think I'll kill everyone!
Catsrawesome My, what have I done?
CriminallyInsane: Fuck it, let's kill
All: Everyone!
Hazel: SOAP! I NEED SOAP! I HAVE NEVER SWORN IN MY LIFE!
Leo: Really?
Here you go *makes soap appear out of nowhere*
Hazel: THANK YOU! *drinks soap*
Hazel: THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS!?
Frank: Um, I think it was yours.
Hazel: DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! ARE YOU INSANE? I AM DEFINITELY NOT INSANE!
Everyone: Sure...
Hazel: ...
OK! NEXT SONG!
If you didn't like the language in the previous song and now hate my guts, I am sorry. If you liked the song and wish you were in it, sorry.
If you don't care, you are awesome.
Next song is Stronger Than I Was by Eminem suggested by Commander of Chaos.
WHY DID YOU SUGGEST A LONG SONG!? THIS WILL TAKE ME FOREVER!
Percy: You used to say that I'd never be nothing without you
Annabeth: And I believe I'm striding the roads, I guess I can't breathe
Jason: Just lay here with me, baby, hold me please
Piper: And I beg and I plead, drop to knees
Leo: And I cry and I'd scream, baby, please don't leave
Calypso: Snatch the keys from your hand
Frank: I would squeeze and you'd laugh
Hazel: And you'd tease, you're just fucking with me
Percabeth: And you must hate me
Jasper: Why do you date me if you say I make you sick?
Caleo (*squeal!*) And you've had enough of me
Frazel: I smother you, I'm 'bout to jump off the edge
Commander of Chaos: But you won't break me
PJO Boys You'll just make me stronger than I was
Commander of Chaos: Before I met you
PJO Girls: I bet you I'll be just fine without you
Commander of Chaos: And if I stumble, I won't crumble
All PJO Characters: I'll get back up and uhhh
Catsrawesome: And I'mma still be humble when I scream fuck you
Commander of Chaos:'Cause I'm stronger than I was
Ginny: A beautiful face is all that you had
Harry: 'Cause on the inside you're ugly, man
Both: But you're all that I love
Hermione: Aggressed, you can't leave
Ron: Please stay here with me, baby, hold me please
Both: And I'd beg and I plead, drop to knees
Luna: And I'd cry and I'd scream, baby, please don't leave
Neville: 'Cause you left and you took everything I had left
Both: And left nothing, nothing for me
Cho: So please don't wake me from this dream, baby
Lee: We're still together in my head
Both: And you're still in love with me
Commander of Chaos: Till I woke up to discover that that dream was dead
Commander of Chaos: But you won't break me
HP Boys: You'll just make me stronger than I was
Commander of Chaos: Before I met you
HP Girls:I bet you I'll be just fine without you
Commander of Chaos: And if I stumble, I won't crumble
All HP Characters: I'll get back up and uhhh
Catsrawesome: And I'mma still be humble when I scream fuck you
Commander of Chaos: 'Cause I'm stronger than I was
Innoc3ntKitt3n: You walked out, I almost died
Kittyaceres: It was almost a homicide that you caused cause I was so traumatized
ashleahaiyong: Felt like I was in for a long bus ride
Caleo4eva: I'd rather die than you not be by my side
Goddess of Fangirls: Can't count how many times I vomited, cried
Go to my room, turn the radio on and hide
Everyone: uh
Criminally Insane: We were Bonnie and Clyde
catsrawesome4eva: No, on the inside you were Jekyll and Hyde I
Aphrodite Child: Felt like my whole relationship with you was a lie
NeonHeroes: It was you and I, why did I think it was ride or die?
PixelArtyGirl1: 'Cause if you could've took my life you would've
Amber Ember7: It's like you put a knife to my chest and pushed it right through to the
ice888cream: Other side of my pack and stuck a spike, too, should've
Astar88: Put up more of a fight, but I couldn't at the time
GeminiGal: No one could hurt me like you could've
Goddess of fangi: Take you back now, what's the likelihood of that?
MWAHAHAHAHA (yes, this is a name): Bite me, bitch, chewing on a nineteen footer
DogStar13: 'Cause this morning I finally stood up
Wolf-P.J-2.0 (THIS WAS SO HARD TO SPELL FOR SOME REASON!) Held my chin up, finally showed a sign of life in me for the
Dork Aisan: First time since you left me and left me with nothing but shattered dreams
I has ADHD oops (yes, this is a name. These are all names. NOW KEEP READING THE FANFIC!): And a life we could've had and we could've been
BethyQuake: But I'm breaking out of this slump I'm in
Sci-fi girl: Pulling myself out of the dumps once again
6767676767676767 (DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!): I'm getting up once and for all, fuck this shit
NextToBest: I'mma be late for the pity party
shadow warrior (SORRY SW! RUNNING OUT OF PEOPLE!) But you're never gonna beat me to the fucking punch again
shadowfire-sonofpoposeidon: Took it on the chin like a champ so don't lump me in with the chumpy ends
team Leo leader: I'm done being your punching bag
iamaguest: It was the November 31st today, would've been our anniversary
hermes child awesomeness: Two years, but you left on the first of May
jlajlkajfklsdjfi (AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!): I wrote it on the calender, was gonna call, but couldn't think of the words to say
Boooklover12 (I DIDN'T MISSSPELL IT! IT HAD 3 O'S!) But it came to me just now, so I put 'em in a verse to lay
sophie valdez (you are welcome): And I thank you cause you made me a better person than I was
Epicness by Liv: But I hate you cause you drained me
ChildOfHermes: I gave you all, you gave me none
Princess Luna: But if you blame me, you're crazy
TheChickWithTheAwesomeUsername (AND A VERY LONG ONE TOO!) And after all that's said and done
TheSeaGirl1234: I'm still angry, yeah, I maybe
All the Guests who ever reviewed this story: I may never trust someone
Commander of Chaos: But you won't break me
PJO Characters: You'll just make me stronger than I was
Commander of Chaos: Before I met you
HP Characters:I bet you I'll be just fine without you
Commander of Chaos: And if I stumble, I won't crumble
All: I'll get back up and uhhh
Elliephant and Catsrawesome: And I'mma still be humble when I scream fuck you
Commander of Chaos: 'Cause I'm stronger than I was
OH MY GODS THAT WAS SO HARD TO WRITE! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
And there are about twenty more I have to do...
Caleo4eva, I love both of your suggestions BECAUSE THEY ARE SONGS THAT I ALREADY KNOW! I can't decide which one to do, however, so do you know what I am going to do?
I AM MAKING A MASH-UP!
Everyone: HUH!?
The songs are Classic by MKTO and Shower by Becky G!
Oh! And one more thing...
BOYS VS GIRLS!
Caleo4eva: Hey! Where's the drum?
Annabeth: I don't know, it's just something about ya
Got me feeling like I can't be without ya
Anytime someone mention your name
I be feeling as if I'm around ya
Piper: Ain't no words to describe you baby
All I know is that you take me high
Can you tell that you drive me crazy?
Cause I can't get you out my mind
Hazel: Thinkin of ya when I'm goin to bed
When I wake up think of ya again
You are my homie, lover and friend
Exactly why
Calypso: You light me up inside
Like the 4th of July
Whenever your around
I always seem to smile
And people ask me how
Well your the reason why I'm
Catsrawesome: Dancing in the mirror
Caleo4eva: and singing in the
Jason: Ooh girl you're shining
Like a 5th avenue diamond
And they don't make you like they used to
You're never going out of style
Ooh pretty baby
This world might have gone crazy
The way you saved me,
Who could blame me
When I just wanna make you smile
Percy: I wanna thrill you like Michael
Piper: Ladade
Percy: I wanna kiss you like Prince
Annabeth: Ladada
Jason and Percy: Let's get it on like
Frank: Marvin Gaye
Jason and Percy: Like
Frank: Hathaway
Jason: write a song for you like
Caypso Singing in the shower
Ginny: All I want, all I need is your lovin
Baby you make me hot like an oven
(Percy: Baby you're so classic!)
Ginny: Since you came you know what I've discovered
Baby I don't need me another
Hermione: No, no
All Girls: all I know (Jason: Classic!)
Hermiome: Only you got me
All Girls: feeling so (Frank: Baby!)
Hermione: And you know that I have to have ya
And I don't plan to let you go
Ron: Four dozen of roses
Anything for you to notice
All the way to serenade you
Doing it Sinatra style
Harry: Ima
Neville and Ron: pick you up
Harry: in a
Neville and Ron: Cadillac
Harry:Like a
Neville and Ron: gentleman
Harry: bringin'
Neville and Ron: glamor back
Harry: Keep it real to real in the way I feel
I could walk you down the aisle
(Luna: Singing in the shower!)
Leo: Baby you're class and baby you're sick
I never met a girl like you ever til we met
A star in the 40's, centerfold in the 50's
Got me tripping out like the sixties
All Boys: Hippies
(All Girls: In the shower!)
Leo: Queen of the discotheque
A 70's dream and an 80's best
Hepburn, Beyoncé, Marilyn Manson
Girl you're timeless, just so classic
Caleo4eva: Singing in the shower!
Boys: You're over my head I'm out of my mind
(Girls: Baby, I gotta have you!)
Boys: Thinking I was born in the wrong time
Let's start the rewind,
everything is so throwback age (Jason: I kinda like)
(Piper: I am dancing!)
Out of my league
Old school chic
Like a movie star
From the silver screen
You're one of a kind
living in a world gone plastic
Fandom: Baby you're so classic
Caleo4eva: Oh!
Girls: Dancing in the mirror!
Boys: Baby you're so classic
Girls: And singing in the shower!
Caleo4eva: Baby you're so classic!
Ok, NEXT SONG!
Annabeth: This isn't really saying much, but this had to be the best song I was ever forced to sing in this fanfic.
Why, thank you! And thanks for suggesting it Caleo4eva!
Next song is a suggestion by Dork Aisan. It is Fire Starter, by Demi Lovato.
LET'S DO THIS THING!
Percabeth: There's an "S" under my clothes
Jasper: On my chest where nobody else can see
Frazel: I light up when the doors are closed
Caleo: I am free, yeah
Romione:And I wish I could make my move
Garry (It might be Hinny, but Garry actually sounds like a real name): I can tell that you're really into me
Nuna (...unlike this one): And I don't got a thing to lose
Dork Aisan: In my dreams, in my dreams
Dork Aisan: I'm a badass
PJO Characters: jumping off a moving train
Dork Aisan: I'm a Jane Bond
HP Characters: putting all them guys to shame
Dork Aisan: I'm a wild card
Chiron: and I'm gonna steal your game
Dork Aisan and Catsrawesome: You better watch out
Dork Aisan: I'm a fire starter
PJO Characters: Make your blood run faster
Dork Aisan: I melt hearts like water
HP Characters: Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Dork Aisan: I'm a fire starter
Gendalf (I am adding him in because I am bored): I'm a sweet disaster
Catsrawesome I melt hearts like water
Dork Aisan: Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
PixelArtyGirl1: I might look all innocent
Amber Ember7 (Hahaha see what I did there? With the lyrics? No?) But the embers are burning inside of me
Innoc3ntKitt3n: And I'm ready to take that step
Sci-fi girl: Cant you see, cant you see
Dork Aisan: I'm a badass
Artemis' lietenant: jumping off the moving train
Dork Aisan: I'm a Jane Bond
hephaestus26: putting all them guys to shame
Dork Aisan: I'm a wild card
Ghostspirit459: imma bout to take my aim
Dork Aisan: You better watch out
Dork Aisan and Catsrawesome watch out
Dork Aisan: I'm a fire starter
Ckc4: I'm a sweet disaster
Dork Aisan: I melt hearts like water
Pink and fluffy: oh Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Dork Aisan: I'm a fire starter, I'm a sweet disaster
jody black: I melt hearts like water
Dork Aisan: Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
PJO Characters: Up so high, I'm burning up
HP Characters: Kiss your lips, I'm waking up
Fandom: There's nothing more to be afraid of
Dork Aisan: There's an "S" under my clothes
Catsrawesome: On my chest where nobody else can see
Dork Aisan: I'm a fire starter
Boys: Make your blood run faster
Dork Aisan: I melt hearts like water
Girls: Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Dork Aisan: I'm a fire starter, I'm a sweet disaster
All: I melt hearts like water
atsrawesome: Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Dork Aisan: I'm a fire starter
YES! I AM DONE WITH ALL THE SONGS!
For now...
DUH DUH DUH!
Ok, I am really tired right now from typing so much! If you want to be in a write song, REVIEW OFTEN! I almost always put brand new reviewers in a song, but if you want to go again just keep the reviews coming! Also, if you don't want to be in one like shadow warrior, just write a review saying so! And thanks for actually taking the time to read this! There will be better chapters in the future!
Please check out my poll on my profile! Also, I wrote a new story called Siblings in Every Way But Blood. It is a PJO fanfic, so if you get the chance please check it out!
See you people next time! HAVE A NICE LIFE!
*launches pie-thrower*
SPLAT!
Catsrawesome