HK: Well, I'm catching up on disclaimers guys! Could use some more... Hint hint... So please, leave a review with anything you think might be fun!
Hiei: As long as it doesn't involve me.
HK: Oh, no, I LIKE the Hiei ones...
Hiei: Did I tell you I hate you yet today?
Disclaimer: Hiei: (in a My Little Pony costume [black, obviously, with a 'Property of Kurama' stamp on it's ass) HK, I swear I'm going to kill you for this.
HK: Hey, wasn't my idea. We can all thank the lovely fallen-fire-demon, our newest review-buddy for this gem. And thank her we shall. XD
Hiei: Traitor... HK doesn't own ANYTHING! Now get me out of this ridiculous get up!
Eventually, Draco was found, just before the bell that signalled class beginning. It turned out their next class was something called 'divination', which involved seeing the future. Of course, it turned out to be a flop, with a mostly crazy teacher, who was deeply impressed when Hana randomly declared that she could see the future, and Hiei was going to fall and hit his head on the table. At hearing his name, Hiei, who hadn't been paying attention, jerked up, slipped, and smacked his head off the table. The rest of the class was rather impressed as well, though a few were sure it was just luck. The rest of the class wasn't particularly interesting though, and it wasn't long before Youko and Shishi started randomly flicking through their 'dream translators', each trying to make a more obscure dream than the other. The teacher apparently didn't notice, and Hana went on in the hangman tournament between herself, Yusuke, and Kuwabara. She won, and in penalty both boys had to do the teapot dance on the table before dinner. Word of this spread quickly through the class, eventually reaching Draco, who had found himself the seat farthest from the rest of the group. He still hadn't forgiven Hana for humiliating him in D.A.D.A, but he couldn't help but glance over at the mob across the room. The teacher had no idea that anything unusual was happening, and the lesson ended with a lot of homework being prescribed. Predictably enough, the demons took less than no notice of this, gathering their stuff and swarming out the tower the instant the bell rang. There were a few hours of spare time before dinner itself, and Karasu was intent on spending every second of that trying to molest Kurama. Unfortunately for him, Kurama was interrogating Hana about how she managed to pull Hiei out of the stairs, and so mostly ignoring the crow. Hiei himself was acting in his usual position as Kurama's shadow, and threatening Karasu with death every time he came within three feet of the foxy redhead. Hana wasn't paying much attention to her interrogators though, as she merely turned away from Kurama, and floated over Suzuka to reach her target, Touya.
"Hey Tou-chan!" Touya flinched, turning quickly to face the hybrid charging at him.
"What do you want?" Jin grinned, putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Now now, Kitten, she's not gonna eat ya!" Touya flushed, and Shishi snickered.
"Yeah, 'Kitten'." Jin laughed, Touya glared, and Hana latched on to his arm like a koala.
"Tou-chan, why is Dracky-chan mad at me?" Touya shook his head, refocusing on the girl holding his arm captive.
"Maybe because you're annoying?" Immediately her eyes teared up, and Hana sniffled, looking up at Touya like a wounded puppy.
"Really?" The ice master groaned and smacked himself in the head, ignoring the looks he was now getting from Jin and Shishi.
"No, not really..." Hana brightened up at once, vanishing and reappearing 3 feet above Touya's head, and floating there.
"Yay! Kitten-chan still loves me!" Touya groaned again, shaking his head and really wishing Jin had kept that particular nickname to himself. Jin himself grinned, wrapping an arm around Touya's shoulders and pulling him close.
"Oi, back of Hana, this is my little pussy cat!" There was another pause, and Yusuke, Youko and Shishi burst out laughing as Touya turned red as a tomato. Not a green tomato though... a red one. Blushing heavily, Touya pulled away, skulking off down the corridor and ignoring the others until Hana floated along beside him, looking concerned.
"You okay, Kitten-chan?" Touya scowled and sped up, cursing his life and everything in it, including a certain wind using demented leprechaun. Said wind using demented leprechaun, aka JIN, soon decided to catch up to the annoyed ice user as well, but he was slightly less subtle than Hana. Instead, he built up a wind, and tunnelled head first down the corridor, scooping Touya up in his arms and pinning him gently against a wall. He leaned in and kissed him gently before pulling back, normally cheerful features full of concern.
"I'm sorry, okay? You alright, love?" Touya turned his head away, then sighed, turning back to look into those large blue eyes he loved so much and smiling.
"Why can't I ever stay mad at you?"
"Because you luuuuurve him!" Touya scowled as Jin laughed, turning to Hana who had been floating behind him, shooting Touya a victory sign.
"Hana, however, I have no problems being mad at." The others, who had caught up by now, laughed as Hana mock-pouted and began overdramatically pleading Touya's forgiveness. Eventually, the ice demon gave in, giving Hana a grudging nod. Immediately, Hana bounced back to her feet, turned, and threw a kipper at Yusuke. It smacked the startled spirit detective in the head, who then used it to smack Kuwabara in the face, and soon an all out fish fight ensued.
Shishi: (glances at chapter) I do believe she was looking forward to this.
Youko: Any chance to be ridiculous. I hope someone took a pic of Hiei in his My Little Pony costume, I'd hate to miss that.
Shishi: Me too...
Youko: Well, anyway, we'd better get to work. HK says in a few more chapters we can come up and she'll make some other unlucky sod do it.
Shishi: About time. Leave us a review, don't forget to leave a disclaimer too, and possibly a suggestion of who you want pushed down here for a while. Remember, Jesus may have died for our sins, but that still doesn't mean you can't review!