A/N: Just so you know, this first lot of memos is all about Albus annoying Minerva and will culminate in a long list of things he shouldn't do. But never fear, Minerva WILL get her revenge!
MEMOS
I can't believe you did that.
I know! You didn't even give me the sherbet lemons I demanded!
Well, you gave them the pictures. I told you not to. Go figure.
Actually, I gave them copies of the photos.
And that is better how?
Er… I don't know…
And now they are all around the school.
Why is that such a bad thing?
I'm getting weird looks from all the students.
You looked really great in the photographs.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Why?
Because I'll never hear the end of it!
And…?
And it's all YOUR fault!
That's it, pass the buck.
BUT YOU SHOWED THEM THE PICTURES!
That doesn't make it my fault.
…
Wait, yes it does… uh oh. Are you going to kill me now?
No, not yet. I'm going to see what the Marauders have to say about it and then I shall watch you slowly suffer for everything you have ever done to annoy me and THEN I MIGHT kill you… possibly…
How are you on the good side of the war?
Because I'm a good spy.
*GASP* A spy!
Cool it, I was only joking!
Oh… I knew that…