again i'm so sorry for the long wait, i suck i know. but i would like to thank you all for the crazy awesome reviews, you guys rock! disclaimer - i don't own
Joker surprisingly did not blow Scarecrow's brains out, instead he pouted. To Scarecrow's relief he removed the gun from his head and stomped into the bathroom. Scarecrow stayed still on the bed, frozen with fear because Joker, even though in another room still had a gun in his hand.
Scarecrow could hear Joker mumbling in the bathroom.
"Not the Mama, not the Mama," Joker was saying over and over again, for at least fifteen minutes.
Scarecrow was just about to get up and walk out of the room when Joker came storming out of the bathroom. He had made it to the doorway when he was stopped by Joker's demanding voice.
"I figured it out," Joker declared.
"What do mean?" Scarecrow asked, cautiously turning and carrying J.J back to the bed.
"We're gonna get rid of the kid," Joker said.
"I thought the kid had a name?" Scarecrow asked, "And do you mean get rid of or, get rid of," he said running a finger across his throat.
"Fine, J.J," Joker said disgustedly.
Scarecrow grinned proudly, thinking how the tables had turned when it came to feelings about J.J.
"And when I say get rid of I mean take him back where we got him," Joker said waving the gun around and making Scarecrow feel nervous, "Because he's a disrespectful little brat."
"Joker you do realize he's a baby?" Scarecrow questioned,"And you took him from a park, taking him back there doesn't make any sense.""How do think his parents are gonna find him?"
"Oh ye of little faith," Joker tutted,"If that's where the kid was taken from don't you think that's where the parents would be checking?"
"Also I don't really care that much how he gets back to his parents," Joker added.
Scarecrow stared at the clown, not in amazement though because he had almost come to expect these things from The Joker.
"Ok, let's go," Joker said jumping around excitedly.
"Wait," Scarecrow said, stopping him before he could leave the room, "Don't you think there's something you should do before we go?"
Joker folded his arms across his chest, pouting again. "I'm not gonna feed him," He declared.
"I wasn't talking about that," Scarecrow said, "What I meant was, are you gonna do anything about your clothes," he said pointing up and down at Joker in his night gown.
"Oh my," Joker said covering himself and running to change, "I can't go out like this."
Scarecrow was actually surprised that Joker didn't just say 'fuck it' and go out in the nightie.
"Only you get to see all of this," Joker explained rubbing his hands over his naked body.
"Uggh,"Scarecrow said standing up from the bed, "I'll be waiting downstairs."
"Ya know ya want some Joker penis," Joker yelled thrusting himself out as Scarecrow walked out of the room.
In a matter of minutes Joker came "flying" down the stairs, he was running down the stairs with his arms out, making airplane noises, not to be confused with helicopter noises because there is a difference.
He came to a halt inches away from Scarecrow, his "brakes" screeching as he did so.
"Are you quite done?" Scarecrow asked.
Joker made one last sputtering of the engine before turning towards the door. Scarecrow shook his head and followed the clown out of the house. With the three of them not so safely buckled in the car, Joker sped off.
Joker's driving was of course scaring the shit out of Scarecrow.
"Maybe you should slow down," Scarecrow suggested.
"Maybe you should slow down," Joker mocked.
In no time at all they were at the park. For whatever reason they weren't that many people there, which was a good thing so there weren't many witnesses to the dumping of J.J. They sat in silence for a while, staring out at the grass before Joker finally said something.
"Well are ya gonna do it or not?"
"What, me?" Scarecrow questioned, "You're they one who wanted to do this."
"Fine," Joker said ripping his door open, "You're such a baby," he said slamming it shut.
Joker removed J.J from the backseat of the car and carried him into the middle of the park, sat him down, then took of running back towards the car.
Once Joker was back in the car he cranked up the music and sped off back towards their house. He pulled into their driveway after a drive in silence. Joker jumped out of the car and ran for the house, while Scarecrow slowly got out of the car and dragged himself into the house.
As soon as Scarecrow walked throught the door Joker was back to "normal" running around as if J.J had never existed. Scarecrow shut the door behind him and the first thing he heard was a question from Joker.
"Wanna wrestle?"
again i apologize for the wait :O but hopefully this makes up for it. i hope you all liked this chapter, i'm pretty happy with it. (don't worry even though i didn't write it J.J got back to his family,lol) anyway thanks for reading!
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