Vine - Make My Wish Come True, The Gabbi Show

Requested by: Vinegar


Bebe couldn't help the smile that formed on her face as Eric Theodore Cartman himself knelt before her, begging for her help with wooing Heidi Turner back to him. She had no intentions of helping the boy groveling at her feet, but she knew this was not an opportunity to simply overlook. So she played it sweetly, promising to give him her assistance, on the condition that he did exactly as she said.

He agreed eagerly, nodding fast enough to whip his hat off. Bebe patted his head lightly, then shooed him away, telling him to dm her after school for them to talk. As soon as he disappeared down the hall, she rushed to her friends, sliding into her spot beside them at their lunch table.

"You guys, guess what just happened," she squealed, wiggling in place with excitement. Recognizing the gleam in her eye, the girls shifted closer, wanting to know who was up to be knocked down on Bebe's list.

"What's up, Bebe?" Wendy asked, turning her full attention to her best friend as Ester, Red, Annie, Lola, and Heidi listened intently.

"Cartman just came to me and asked for help getting Heidi to take him back."

Heidi tensed, her eyes widening slightly. She bit her lip nervously, then asked in a soft voice, "W... What did you tell him?"

"I told him I'd give him a little help, but only if he does exactly what I say. I've never seen anyone act like a dog so much, you'd think I'd given him a new toy or a bone or something," Bebe laughed. "But don't worry, Heidi." She leaned forward around Wendy and reached out, setting her hand gently on top of Heidi's. "I have a few ideas I'd like to bounce off of you girls. Cartman's been unchecked for a while, I think it's time someone reminded him he isn't the king of this school."

The girls giggled and nodded as Heidi visibly relaxed, though she still seemed uncomfortable. "I-I don't know, Bebe," she said, looking down at her hands. "I don't like him anymore, but that doesn't mean I want to publicly humiliate or hurt him..."

"We don't have to do anything in public," Bebe soothed. "But, Heidi, I'm telling you, if you want him to finally leave you alone for good, you're going to have to hurt him somewhat or he'll continue to think there is a chance you would ever take him back.

Heidi sighed, knowing her friend was right. "Okay. What are you thinking?"

As the girls talked, across the room, the boys were looking around, confused by the absence of Cartman.

"He never misses lunch," Stan said, turning to look at the doors to the cafeteria for what felt like the millionth time. "Do you think something happened to him? Should we go look or...?"

"Why do you even care?" Token asked, looking up from his sandwich. The rest, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, Jimmy, Craig, and Tweek all looked at Stan questioningly. Sure, Cartman was part of their group, but it was hardly because they liked the kid.

Stan huffed and sank back down into his seat. "Can't a guy just ask a simple question?"

"J-J-Ju-Jus-J-Just don't t-think about it, St-S-Stan," Jimmy suggested. "H-He isn't your p-pr-problem to d-deal with. He'll s-show up eventually. He a-alwa-always does." The boys nodded and Stan finally let it go, knowing they were right.

Knowing Cartman, he was probably getting into something he shouldn't, and for once, Stan wasn't willing to even entertain the idea of helping him get out of it.


It was nearing Christmas break a few weeks later that Bebe finally had her plan set up to perfection. Heidi had been involved with every step along the way, as had Wendy and Red. She messaged Cartman the night before, telling him it would go down the next day after school in the hall by Heidi's locker. Once the students had filtered out, Bebe pretended to need to talk to Heidi, the girls giggling together as they waited for what was to come.

In the classrooms on either side of the hallway, Wendy and Red were hiding, their phones ready and recording the events about to go down before them. Bebe had warned them generally what would happen so they wouldn't laugh and blow their cover, but hadn't revealed all so they would still get a good show.

Suddenly, through the speakers issued a song. A very familiar song that forced the two hidden girls to cover their mouth to keep from laughing. Heidi forced a confused look, glancing up at the speakers above her as Cartman rounded the corner, pretending she couldn't see him even as Bebe moved back and began to dance.

Down the hall, Cartman began singing, and for a moment all four were surprised by how good he actually sounded when he was trying compared to when he was just fucking around. He stepped closer slowly, his eyes on Heidi, his cheeks pink with slight embarrassment. He was decked out in all white and sparkles, glittering as he moved.

"I... don't want a lot for Christmas... There is just one thing I need... I don't care about the presents, underneath the Christmas tree..."

For a moment, Bebe felt bad. She had set Cartman up and was going to watch him fall, and it was going to be a hard crash and burn. Then she remembered every terrible, shitty thing he had done to her friends and all their classmates over the years, and as quick as it had come, her remorse vanished. Maybe he didn't deserve this, but it was what he was getting.

As the song continued, Bebe let herself get into the song. It was a good one, after all, and she was willing to do all the backup 'ooo's and 'ah's. Finally, the moment of truth arrived and Bebe watched, knowing her friends were still recording.

Cartman went down onto his knees, taking Heidi's hands in his and looking up into her eyes as Bebe danced around him. "Cause I just want you for my own," he sang, taking in a breath to do the second line, only to be shocked when Heidi pulled her hands away and held them up, backing away from him.

"Please leave me the fuck alone," she sang back as she moved. The line stopped the boy in his tracks, and he was left in shock as Bebe ran after her friend, leaving him alone.

Luckily, it didn't take him long to bounce back. His eyebrows furrowing, he hissed under his breath, "Fucking bitch." Standing up, he ripped the outfit off, his usual clothes underneath, he huffed, then pulled out his phone, beginning to text his friends to tell them he hated them and wanted to hang out, walking out of the school none the wiser to the silently cackling girls still there.

Once it was safe, the four converged, Heidi somewhat glad to know he hadn't cried. They watched the videos together, the two filmers cheering and congratulating their friends for their amazing acting skills.

It had already been decided that no one else could see the videos, and Cartman wasn't to know of their existence. After all, they needed some blackmail, just in case he ever decided to come after one of them.


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