Hii sorry I haven't updated in ages but my computer had been being dodgy. But it's sorted noww x Anywayy here's the next chapter.

Esme POV

"NO! EMMETT THAT'S CHEATING!"

"NO IT'S NOT! THAT IS CHEATING!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP! I WON AND YOU LOST. DEAL WITH IT EMMETT!"

"NO YOU LOST! IT'S MY XBOX SO I WON!"

"IT'S NOT THE XBOX! IT'S MY PLAYSTATION! SO I WON!"

"WELL I BOUGHT YOU THE PLAYSTATION FOR … YOUR BIRTHDAY! SO I WON."

"WHAT BIRTHDAY? I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT THIS WITH MY OWN MONEY!"

"THE MONEY I GAVE YOU!"

"YOU GAVE ME NO FREAKING MONEY!"

"YES I DID JASPER."

"LIAR EMMETT LIAR."

"I TELL ONLY THE TRUTH."

"LIIIIIIIAAAARRRR!"

I probably should have gone in the living room and sorted out Emmett and Jasper's argument but I really couldn't be bothered.

I heard more yelling and the kitchen wall fell down.

"ESME! TELL JASPER THAT I WON!"

"NO ESME TELL EMMETT THAT HE CHEATED SO I WON!"

They yelled and I threw the pan that I was cleaning on the floor where it cracked and shattered into a million fragments.

"BOTH OF YOU! JASPER, GET IN YOUR EMO CORNER. EMMETT, GO TO YOUR ROOM. NEITHER OF YOU ARE PLAYING ON THAT GODDAMN PLAYSTATION OR XBOX OR WHATEVER IT IS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK. I AM SICK OF YOU TWO ARGUING. NOW GO." I yelled and they stalked out pouting.

It was later on in the day when we heard screaming from the roof.

The whole family went outside and saw Emmett with a 'Santa don't stop here' sign.

"EMMETT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Rosalie yelled.

"I'M SCARING OF SANTA. HE STALKS PEOPLE. I HAVE PROOF!" Emmett yelled and Rose shook her head.

"Proof?" Jasper said to Alice and she shrugged.

Bella looked and Emmett like he was crazy and Edward was trying not to laugh.

"YES PROOF GENERAL JAZZ-CHEATER. LISTEN: HE SEE'S YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING – WATCH OUT BELLA. SANTA WATCHES YOU SLEEP. OMG,ITS EDWARD!" Emmett laughed and Edward growled.

"HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE." Emmett continued.

"HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE." He continued to yell, even though we could hear him perfectly if he whispered. Well apart from Bella.

"Emmett, why are you scaring of Santa in MARCH?" Carlisle asked Emmett and he shrugged.

"I'm making sure Santa get's the message early so he doesn't come anywhere near us vamps and human." He said and jumped down from the roof.

"Get the message early? Emmett, you freak." Edward said and Emmett pretended to cry.

"Stop crying now, or Santa won't bring you a present" Edward said, a mischievous grin spreading across his face.

"NOOOO! SANTA NOO! SANTA IS EVIL! NOO EDDIE DON'T MAKE HIM COME HERE!" He yelled and Edward laughed while Emmett ran inside.

A few hours later I heard banging from the front door.

Emmett was barricading us in.

"Emmett what the HELL are you doing to my house?" I asked and he looked at me with a fear stricken face.

"Santa is coming" he whispered, dropped the hammer he was using to nail planks of wood to the door, and ran through the house screaming, and locked himself in the basement.

He came running out a second later.

"I FORGOT BARRY THE ELF!" He yelled and ran upstairs and retrieved a stuffed elf toy.

He ran back down to the basement and locked himself in.

I give up at times. Honestly I do.

Sorry this chapter was so short! I had a longer version of this chapter, it was about five pages long but my computer was being dodgy and I lost it all. I also had loads of other new chapters for my other stories that were lost too. Plus I lost ALL of my new story that I wanted to upload today, but now I can't. Just my luck.

Anywayy, please update and make me feel better =D xx