Brotherhood Evolution: She's Back!
Well, I take it most of you were presently surprised by Tabitha's return. Don't worry; this is just a quick tactic of mine to fill in the time until the show resumes in May. Until then, we get to have all the fun with Tabby and the Brotherhood that we want to. Now, on with the show.
F.Y.I fans. After watching SpykeCam on Cartoon network, I discovered that the writers might have had the Lancitty idea since season one. If you check out the audience during the Dracula play at the end of the episode, you can see Lance watching it with that trademark smirk of his. Interesting…
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Men." Pietro said as he marched back and forth in front of the Brotherhood boys. "We have me the enemy and her name is Tabitha."
"Don't forget about Betsy and Wanda…" Blob said as he put face paint on. "Those three have gotten along great ever since Tabby showed back up."
"Yea. Thank your dad again for making sure Wanda would no longer be crazy." Mike said sarcastically to Pietro.
"Would you rather her trying to kill us?" Pietro said defensively.
"As apposed to having her joining forces with Betsy and Tabitha in order to run our lives… Um, YEA!" Mike said as he smacked Pietro across the face.
"Ow…" Pietro muttered as he rubbed his sore face.
"What do we do, man!" Toad said as he began to freak out. "I can't live like this, man! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!"
"Oh for crying out loud…" Mike muttered as he walked over and smacked Toad hard in the face as well. "You need one?" Mike asked Blob and Avalanche.
"Nope. I'm good." Lance said as he chewed on a toothpick.
"I think I need one…" Blob said as he looked around nervously.
"Kay…" Mike said as he smacked Blob as well.
"Thanks." Blob said as he rubbed his now sore face.
"So what do we do oh great leader?" Lance asked as Pietro was tiptoeing toward the open window.
"Um… We, uh… We take action! We take the fight to them!" Pietro shouted as he raised a hand in the air.
"You really have no clue do you." Lance asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"Not a one." Pietro said defeatedly as he hung his head.
"Maybe we should figure out why Tabitha left in the first place." Blob said as he smacked Toad, who was beginning to freak out again.
"Good idea." Lance said. "So who are we on good terms with at the X-Geeks place?"
"Jamie." The entire Brotherhood said at the same time.
"So who goes to visit the tyke?" Toad asked as Mike sighed.
"Come on little buddy. We'll do it." Mike said as he grabbed Toad and opened the window. "Geraniums! Mike shouted as he jumped out of the window and landed with a loud thud. The Brotherhood watched as Mike and Todd drove away.
"Geranium?" Pietro said in awe.
"I honestly stopped caring a long time ago." Lance said simply.
"You do realize that they ran out on us, don't you?" Blob said as Lance began to beat his head against the wall.
"Yes, Blob. We do." Pietro said as he sighed. "This is ridiculous. I'm the leader of the Brotherhood here. I'm going to go down stairs and give those girls what for!" Pietro shouted as he stormed downstairs.
"Lance?" Blob asked as he face Lance.
"I know Freddy. We're never going to see him again." Lance said simply.
"YES!!!" Lance and Fred both shouted as they started to dance around.
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Downstairs
*Giggle* "Me thinks probably wasn't the best idea I've ever had." Pietro said as he hid in the stairwell and watched the girls. They were all in their pajamas and actually having girl talk. Tabitha had that green stuff on her face as Betsy painted Wanda's toenails. "Okay Pietro. You can do this…" Pietro thought to himself as he closed his eyes.
~ No you can't… ~ Came Betsy's voice in his head.
"Crud…" Pietro muttered as he opened his eyes to see the girls standing in front of him, all wearing smiles that would make Satan himself cringe. "Double crud…" Pietro muttered as the girls advanced on him.
Back upstairs…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"They got him." Lance said as he and Blob played Go Fish.
"Was there any ever doubt?" Fred said. "Got any three's?"
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Xavier's
"We're here." Mike said as his El Camino pulled into the driveway.
"From the lack of cars, I take it that most of the X-Geeks are gone." Toad said simply.
"Yea. Its movie night." Mike said as he walked toward the door and rang the bell.
"Movie night?" Toad asked skeptically.
"Ever since we've been banned from the theater, Xavier has decided to take all of his little toy solders out to the movies every Thursday night."
"But it's Tuesday…" Toad said as he cleaned his ear with his pinky.
"Eh, so there two days early." Mike said as Rouge opened the door.
"What do ya'll want?" Rouge said in a threatening tone as she removed a glove.
"Wow!" Mike said as he held up his hands defensively. "Chill stripes. We're just here to see the rug-rat."
"Jamie's in lock down." Rouge said simply as she reluctantly let Toad and Omega into the mansion.
"Lock down? How'd he score that type of punishment?" Mike asked as Rouge led them to the danger room.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told ya." Rouge said as she led them to the lower levels where there were several cells.
"What is this place yo?" Toad asked as Mike and Rouge led the way.
"This is where chucky keeps some of the more dangerous mutants." Mike said simply. "Though he actually doesn't have any, but this is more of a precaution." Mike said.
"Yea. He had it put in after the first mansion was destroyed." Rouge said. "Just in case we get any unwanted visitors."
"So what did the tyke do to get locked down here?"
"I told ya, you wouldn't believe it." Rouge said as they stopped in front of a cell where Jamie stood in a gray jumpsuit and slicked back hair. There was hand-drawn artwork all around him.
"Whoa." Toad said as Rouge walked away, leaving them alone.
"Hey Jamie." Mike said as he took a seat that was in front of the cell.
"That's a terrible cologne your wearing Michael. You should try for something more… casual." Jamie said as he put his arms behind him and smiled.
"I'm not wearing cologne. It's Toad." Mike said as Toad picked at his ear.
"Ah." Jamie said.
"So Jamie, I have a few questions that I think you could answer." Mike said simply.
"Why? Because I'm such a nice fella?" Jamie asked simply.
"Okay kiddo. Who let you watch "Silence of the Lambs?" Mike asked as Jamie did the Hannibal Lector lip thing.
"Quid pro quo Omega." Jamie said simply.
"Right." Toad said. "Yo Mike, why don't we just ask Rouge?"
"There's an idea." Mike said as he and Toad walked away. Mike stopped however and turned back to face Jamie. "Hey Kid, what did you do to earn this punishment?"
"Lets just say that a certain pornographic site now has pictures of a certain red-headed cheerleader and her boyfriend." Jamie said simply.
"Which one?" Mike asked.
"Shades." Jamie said simply.
"Wow. I guess he no longer has as big a stick up his ass." Toad said as he and Mike walked away.
"Damn." Jamie muttered. I lost another one…" Jamie said as he slumped onto his bed.
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Back at the 'Hood house
"God hates me." Pietro said as he sat down tied to the chair. He was covered in makeup and had his hair in little pigtails as Wanda and Betsy painted his nails.
"Yes he does." Tabitha said as Mike and Todd walked threw the door talking with each other. "Hello boys." Tabitha said as she turned her and the girl's attention onto Omega and Toad.
"Hey Luv…" Betsy said sinisterly as Mike and Toad both got shocked expressions of horror.
"Shiite..." Mike muttered under his breath. "I knew we forgot about something…"
"Every man for himself!' Toad shouted as he hopped onto Mike and then over the girls back upstairs.
"You Benedict Arnold!" Mike shouted as the girls tackled him to the ground. "You'll hang for this!" Mike shouted as the girls overwhelmed him. Soon he found himself in the same predicament as Pietro.
"Correction. God hates us both." Pietro said.
"Shut up Petey." Mike said simply as the girls began to decorate his face.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Paging Doctor Toad. Wanda comes down with the flu and it's the brotherhood job to care for a sick Wanda while trying to keep a lovelorn Toad from getting killed. See the insanity next time.
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Well, there you go Fans, I know its been a long time coming, but I hope it was worth it. Later,
Descendent
Well, I take it most of you were presently surprised by Tabitha's return. Don't worry; this is just a quick tactic of mine to fill in the time until the show resumes in May. Until then, we get to have all the fun with Tabby and the Brotherhood that we want to. Now, on with the show.
F.Y.I fans. After watching SpykeCam on Cartoon network, I discovered that the writers might have had the Lancitty idea since season one. If you check out the audience during the Dracula play at the end of the episode, you can see Lance watching it with that trademark smirk of his. Interesting…
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Men." Pietro said as he marched back and forth in front of the Brotherhood boys. "We have me the enemy and her name is Tabitha."
"Don't forget about Betsy and Wanda…" Blob said as he put face paint on. "Those three have gotten along great ever since Tabby showed back up."
"Yea. Thank your dad again for making sure Wanda would no longer be crazy." Mike said sarcastically to Pietro.
"Would you rather her trying to kill us?" Pietro said defensively.
"As apposed to having her joining forces with Betsy and Tabitha in order to run our lives… Um, YEA!" Mike said as he smacked Pietro across the face.
"Ow…" Pietro muttered as he rubbed his sore face.
"What do we do, man!" Toad said as he began to freak out. "I can't live like this, man! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!"
"Oh for crying out loud…" Mike muttered as he walked over and smacked Toad hard in the face as well. "You need one?" Mike asked Blob and Avalanche.
"Nope. I'm good." Lance said as he chewed on a toothpick.
"I think I need one…" Blob said as he looked around nervously.
"Kay…" Mike said as he smacked Blob as well.
"Thanks." Blob said as he rubbed his now sore face.
"So what do we do oh great leader?" Lance asked as Pietro was tiptoeing toward the open window.
"Um… We, uh… We take action! We take the fight to them!" Pietro shouted as he raised a hand in the air.
"You really have no clue do you." Lance asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"Not a one." Pietro said defeatedly as he hung his head.
"Maybe we should figure out why Tabitha left in the first place." Blob said as he smacked Toad, who was beginning to freak out again.
"Good idea." Lance said. "So who are we on good terms with at the X-Geeks place?"
"Jamie." The entire Brotherhood said at the same time.
"So who goes to visit the tyke?" Toad asked as Mike sighed.
"Come on little buddy. We'll do it." Mike said as he grabbed Toad and opened the window. "Geraniums! Mike shouted as he jumped out of the window and landed with a loud thud. The Brotherhood watched as Mike and Todd drove away.
"Geranium?" Pietro said in awe.
"I honestly stopped caring a long time ago." Lance said simply.
"You do realize that they ran out on us, don't you?" Blob said as Lance began to beat his head against the wall.
"Yes, Blob. We do." Pietro said as he sighed. "This is ridiculous. I'm the leader of the Brotherhood here. I'm going to go down stairs and give those girls what for!" Pietro shouted as he stormed downstairs.
"Lance?" Blob asked as he face Lance.
"I know Freddy. We're never going to see him again." Lance said simply.
"YES!!!" Lance and Fred both shouted as they started to dance around.
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Downstairs
*Giggle* "Me thinks probably wasn't the best idea I've ever had." Pietro said as he hid in the stairwell and watched the girls. They were all in their pajamas and actually having girl talk. Tabitha had that green stuff on her face as Betsy painted Wanda's toenails. "Okay Pietro. You can do this…" Pietro thought to himself as he closed his eyes.
~ No you can't… ~ Came Betsy's voice in his head.
"Crud…" Pietro muttered as he opened his eyes to see the girls standing in front of him, all wearing smiles that would make Satan himself cringe. "Double crud…" Pietro muttered as the girls advanced on him.
Back upstairs…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"They got him." Lance said as he and Blob played Go Fish.
"Was there any ever doubt?" Fred said. "Got any three's?"
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Xavier's
"We're here." Mike said as his El Camino pulled into the driveway.
"From the lack of cars, I take it that most of the X-Geeks are gone." Toad said simply.
"Yea. Its movie night." Mike said as he walked toward the door and rang the bell.
"Movie night?" Toad asked skeptically.
"Ever since we've been banned from the theater, Xavier has decided to take all of his little toy solders out to the movies every Thursday night."
"But it's Tuesday…" Toad said as he cleaned his ear with his pinky.
"Eh, so there two days early." Mike said as Rouge opened the door.
"What do ya'll want?" Rouge said in a threatening tone as she removed a glove.
"Wow!" Mike said as he held up his hands defensively. "Chill stripes. We're just here to see the rug-rat."
"Jamie's in lock down." Rouge said simply as she reluctantly let Toad and Omega into the mansion.
"Lock down? How'd he score that type of punishment?" Mike asked as Rouge led them to the danger room.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told ya." Rouge said as she led them to the lower levels where there were several cells.
"What is this place yo?" Toad asked as Mike and Rouge led the way.
"This is where chucky keeps some of the more dangerous mutants." Mike said simply. "Though he actually doesn't have any, but this is more of a precaution." Mike said.
"Yea. He had it put in after the first mansion was destroyed." Rouge said. "Just in case we get any unwanted visitors."
"So what did the tyke do to get locked down here?"
"I told ya, you wouldn't believe it." Rouge said as they stopped in front of a cell where Jamie stood in a gray jumpsuit and slicked back hair. There was hand-drawn artwork all around him.
"Whoa." Toad said as Rouge walked away, leaving them alone.
"Hey Jamie." Mike said as he took a seat that was in front of the cell.
"That's a terrible cologne your wearing Michael. You should try for something more… casual." Jamie said as he put his arms behind him and smiled.
"I'm not wearing cologne. It's Toad." Mike said as Toad picked at his ear.
"Ah." Jamie said.
"So Jamie, I have a few questions that I think you could answer." Mike said simply.
"Why? Because I'm such a nice fella?" Jamie asked simply.
"Okay kiddo. Who let you watch "Silence of the Lambs?" Mike asked as Jamie did the Hannibal Lector lip thing.
"Quid pro quo Omega." Jamie said simply.
"Right." Toad said. "Yo Mike, why don't we just ask Rouge?"
"There's an idea." Mike said as he and Toad walked away. Mike stopped however and turned back to face Jamie. "Hey Kid, what did you do to earn this punishment?"
"Lets just say that a certain pornographic site now has pictures of a certain red-headed cheerleader and her boyfriend." Jamie said simply.
"Which one?" Mike asked.
"Shades." Jamie said simply.
"Wow. I guess he no longer has as big a stick up his ass." Toad said as he and Mike walked away.
"Damn." Jamie muttered. I lost another one…" Jamie said as he slumped onto his bed.
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Back at the 'Hood house
"God hates me." Pietro said as he sat down tied to the chair. He was covered in makeup and had his hair in little pigtails as Wanda and Betsy painted his nails.
"Yes he does." Tabitha said as Mike and Todd walked threw the door talking with each other. "Hello boys." Tabitha said as she turned her and the girl's attention onto Omega and Toad.
"Hey Luv…" Betsy said sinisterly as Mike and Toad both got shocked expressions of horror.
"Shiite..." Mike muttered under his breath. "I knew we forgot about something…"
"Every man for himself!' Toad shouted as he hopped onto Mike and then over the girls back upstairs.
"You Benedict Arnold!" Mike shouted as the girls tackled him to the ground. "You'll hang for this!" Mike shouted as the girls overwhelmed him. Soon he found himself in the same predicament as Pietro.
"Correction. God hates us both." Pietro said.
"Shut up Petey." Mike said simply as the girls began to decorate his face.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Paging Doctor Toad. Wanda comes down with the flu and it's the brotherhood job to care for a sick Wanda while trying to keep a lovelorn Toad from getting killed. See the insanity next time.
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Well, there you go Fans, I know its been a long time coming, but I hope it was worth it. Later,
Descendent