Hey guys I didn't writ in a while cos khaos was TOO STRONG and NOT EVEN DARK YAGAMI WHO IS THE STRONGEST DUDE IN AMERICA could beat him so im gonna RESET THE STORY LIKE A MOFFO! Also there will be twilight yagami cos you asked for him or maybe not you but some peeps did but he wont be here yet!

Dark found a reset note and writ in it "Go back to when khaos was in light's dreams like the Freddie dude". He went back in time and cut the rope so now khaos didn't have his magic rope that was made from dragon fur for extra magic and he was weak!

He was dead and everyone was happy. Even near was so happy he stopped being a TOTAL F-CKING JERK ALL THE TIME GOD.

So anyway all that happened. MEANWHILE AT LS OFFICE IN THE POLICE BUILDING he was doin his taxes and shaving and other boring grown up things. Watari stuck his head through the door really hard and it broke the door and bits of door explintered everywhere and some flew out the window and landed on peeps and killed them but watari worked for the police so he was allowed to kill all the dudes he wanted cos he had a lisense to kill like that james bond dude.

"NOW THAT ALL THE GOSHDARNED SUPPERVILLAINS ARE DEAD WE SHOULD GET ROUND TO SODDING (AN British 4 stopping!) THAT DARK DUDE AND HIS MOTHF-CKING FAMILY."

L spat out his fondoo.

"Arrest the yagamis! THeyr the strongest dudes and ladies in the city except lights mom who can bake a mean brownie and also dusk yagami cos hes a holograph not a real dude."

Watari shook his finger in that creepy way that means "I no more than you and im a sneaky dude".

"THAT IS WHY WE NEED THE OLD BUGGERING TEAM BACK TOGETHER."

Ls eyes opened wider than theyd ever opened before which was already so wide and it was so wide that they nearly fell out and he had to push them back in.

"The team!"?

(AN If this was a movie lick the ateam or saw or that meatballs film then thered be some music now like crazy happy and dancy and stuff but its not so theres not)

They went to Hal linders house. It was all boarded up and empty cos this was a disguise cos he lived next door except that was a double disguise cos he actually lived here.

Watari rang the doorbell which was actually one of those big windy pianos from church.

Hal opened the door and he looked rough cos he forgot to shave and also he wasn't dressed.

"WE NEED TO GETTHE OLD BUGGERING TEAM BACK TOGETHER TO KILL THE YAGAMI FAMILY" watari bellowed.

Hal nodded all manly. He grabbed all his machine guns from behind the door where he hid them safe from evil dudes.

"Ill be right on it." He took some shades out like that law and order guy. "In fact you could say… Ill be quick as a shot" and he screamed "YEAH" and put them on. "Cybertakada! We need to KILL DUDES"

Cybertakada came to the door. She was also naked but she had robot arms to replace the ones that died so she wouldn't be as sexy except they were sexy robot arms painted pink so they were.

"I thought you where dead cybertakada!" L gapped.

"No that was reguar takada. When I got deathnoted by a mysterious but hansom stranger hal remade me as a robot. I am just like regular takada except my chests are bigger for bulletproof."

"AWESOME!" L squeaked "NOW LETS GET MORE TEAM PEOPLE"

So they got in Wataris police helicopter (REMEMBER FROM WHEN THEY SHOT MIKAMI AND ALSO WHEN THEY WENT TO THE YOTSUBA TOWER) and zoomed faster than a machine gun to Watari House in wales.

All the kiddies were shocked cos it was the first time they ever saw a helicopter cos it was England and they don't have helicopters there except the queen.

L got out of the helicopter and he was trying really hard not to open his eyes too much so he wasn't a scary dude to all the kiddies.

"Hey kids which are the brainest of you?"

A snappy dude with shark hair and a leather jacket and a load of grease stepped forward on his motorbike.

"that's me daddio" he said. He was so cool when he said it that a girl threw her body at him and made out for a bit until he got bored. He combed his hair lick a cool dude and that made even more girls make out. "I am C and that stands for Cool Dude."

"you are very cool but how brainy are you?" L said biting his finger while thinking.

"I just did a division in my head and also I just writ romeo and Juliet in my head too."

"Ok ay you are brainy. Anyone else?"

A girl stepped out and L laughed dead loud. "Why is there a girl at my watari house?" he said extremely scared.

"I am the smartest chick here she said putting her hands on her hips." She looked just like the drummer chick from that scot pilgrim film but she was skinnier and taller and her voice was lick an angel from a really posh bit of England like London or Liverpool where beetles came from. She was wearing a red short skirt that dint cover her upper leg bits with pictures of dogs and cats chasing each other on it and a bra. "I can do three divisions in my head and I just writ all the harry potter books from memory in my diary. My name is S and that stands for smart or sexy or also samanther"

"OMG that is very brainy" L said thinky. "Ok I will take samanther cos she is superbrain and C cos he is a dude."

Samanther did the finger thing for peace like they do in anime when girls are happy and they all got in the helicopter and L flew to the last house. They landed in the garden and squashed a mouse so C brings it back to live by punching it with his fists of holy.

"Whose house is this gramps?" L asked eating some flowers cos he was hungry and they were chocolate flowers.

WAtari tapped his nose and did the creepy finger thing again and his eyes went wild. "YOU'LL SEE MY CHAP YOU'll SEE."

He pressed the doorbell and it sounded like a train horn exploding in a graveyard full of wolves. It was scary.

Someone opened the door.

It was…. RAY PEMBER.

"WE NEED TO GET THE OLD BUGGERING TEAM BACK TOGETHER TO AARREST THE YAGAMI FAMILY" watari bellowed again.

TO BE CONTINUED FOR REAL THIS TIME

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