Weiss Reacts to Crossovers, Part 3!
A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Featuring more crossovers! Woo! YEAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ahem. Let us begin the insanity. Try to guess which series I'm parodying, and, if you guess all of them before reading the end A/N, you get free Weiss plushies*! :D Good luck!
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Spoiler warning: Code Geass
Jaune Arc was just an average guy in Tokyo, down on his luck, studying in cram school, trying to get his way into a good university. He was confused about all these new-fangled 'Persocoms', human-shaped computers that could do everything from email to complicated maths. He wanted one, but couldn't afford one; after all, he was just a guy, trying to eke out a living and get into a good university...
...until he ran into one, wrapped in bandages, naked, left somewhere near his home.
Now, with his new Persocom, dubbed 'Weiss' after the only thing it could say at first, Jaune has to get through his average life, teaching Weiss how to do things, getting good grades in cram school, working for his allowance...and wondering if Weiss was one of the legendary 'Chobits', Persocoms with the ability to feel emotion.
"...seriously, Yang?" Jaune sighed. Yang giggled.
Velvet skipped along happily, walking through Summoner's Rift, leaving behind mushrooms rigged to explode should someone walk into them. The Swift Scout was sticking behind Weiss, who was heading top to gank Pyrrha, the Artisan of War. It was high time that she was shaken out of lane- Weiss' auto attacks didn't seem to do anything to the Artisan's shield.
Meanwhile, in mid lane, Penny threw her Transcendent Blades at Miltiades, who shielded herself with her Ball. Penny, who was on almost no health, only had time to widen her eyes before Miltiades gave out the command. "Ravage." Penny was then blasted into by the Ball, causing her floating blades to impale her, earning Miltiades her third kill of the game.
At bot lane, Ruby lined up a shot, her ace in the hole, to try to snipe down the nearly-dead Ren. Meanwhile, Melanie, Maven of the Strings, attempted to stun both Ren and his co-laner Nora. Nora was stunned and, as she was in the way of Ruby's shot, took it for Ren. The Gem Knight responded by stunning Melanie under her turret, earning her and Ren a kill and assist.
Ruby sighed. "Dammit, Melanie!"
'Nora Bot is dominating!'
Ever since he was born, Jaune the Digger wondered what the world above was like. He'd lived in the same underground village all his life, knowing nothing else but digging tunnels to expand the village. One day, he met a mysterious, badass man by the name of Ren, leader of 'Team Beacon', and soon after, a large creature broke through the ceiling of their village, bringing with it the barely-clothed sniper Ruby. Soon after fighting it with the mecha they found, 'Crescent Rose', they set off to the surface, and the world above.
The fight to liberate the surface from the Grimm had begun!
Lie Ren used to be a normal person, an ordinary high school student.
That was, until his insane, borderline-sociopath of a'friend', Nora Valkryie, going by her declaration that 'I have no interest in ordinary humans.', dragged him into an adventure with her, with the mission of finding aliens, time travelers, espers, and all manner of interesting and strange people.
Among the people she roped in with her were cute, easily shamed Ruby, the subdued, nearly-emotionless Weiss, and the intelligent, sarcastic Jaune, all with their own secrets to hide...
Together, they formed the SOS Brigade!
Ever since the heart attack that had locked him in the hospital for months, Jaune Arc had been trying to adapt himself to his new surroundings. Having to go to Beacon Academy, a school for those with disabilities, he had to adapt, and he had to change.
It didn't help, however, that all these cute girls were around. From the legless runner Yang, to shy burn victim Pyrrha, to the blind rich girl Blake, to armless painter extraordinaire Ruby, to the competitive deaf and mute student council president Weiss, they all took an interest in him. It didn't help, of course, that he also had to deal with his insane friend Ren, who thought the 'feminists' were plotting against him.
All in all, this would be an interesting year, Jaune could tell.
Jaune had to fix what he did. He'd ruined all his chances at peace.
Ever since he accidentally commanded Princess Nora, his half-sister, into 'killing all the Faunus', a massacre had ensued, ensuring that the existence of the Specially Administrated Zone of Menagerie would never exist, Jaune had tried to fix his mistake.
However, he couldn't do it without- no. He had to do it now, it was too late for anything else. She had to go.
So when his aide Yang cornered Nora, he demanded Yang stand down, and, steeling himself for the task at hand, Jaune drew his pistol and put on his helmet, moving out of his Knightmare Frame to meet his half-sister.
"I-It's jammed up...I have to...h-hurry!" Nora fiddled with the rifle she'd picked up, trying to reload, before noticing Jaune approaching her. "Oh, I thought you were one of them." She was referring to the Faunus, of course.
Jaune didn't respond, continuing to walk past her. Nora continued speaking.
"So, I was thinking we could run the Specially Administrated Zone of Menagerie together...wait, Menagerie?" She looked confused for a moment, tilting her head, while Jaune walked past her.
"Yes. I would have liked that..." He stopped a short distance away from her, turning around and drawing his pistol. "You and I...together." He pointed it at Nora, steeling himself. This had to be done. It had to be.
He had to do this. It was for the sake of everyone.
Meanwhile, in the skies above, Ren stopped the Lancelot, spotting the princess. Relieved, he turned to her, whispering, "Nora..."
Jaune pulled the trigger.
Ren finds himself waking up in an abandoned hospital, in an abandoned London, having to adapt after spending twenty-eight days in a coma.
Now, he has to deal with not only the collapse of civilization, but also the victims of the 'Rage' virus, crazed, quick, zombie-like, rabid individuals, their minds filled with nothing but rage and anger.
28 Grimm Later, coming to a theater near you.
Climbing through the vents of the Grimm warship, the four landed in a small storage locker, out of sight of the enemy. They needed to remain unseen. Their mission; exterminate all enemies aboard.
Their reward; new weapons and Dust to create more weapons.
Known as Yang, Ren, Pyrrha, and Jaune, these four individuals, along with others of their kind, commandeered advanced suits with abilities beyond the natural, known as Semblances, under the guidance of the Lotus.
They were the peacekeepers, the ones who kept the balance between the Grimm, the Faunus, and the arising Infested.
They were known as...Hunters.
Among the ruins of civilization in Vale, only four people survived the zombie plague.
The old war veteran Ozpin, the college student Yang, the office worker Ren and the biker Jaune; these unlikely four banded together to wander the country, attempting to find survivors, a safe haven, or anything, while escaping from the infected creatures, the Grimm.
One could say...they were Left 4 Grimm.
Trainer Jaune stood outside Vale Town, smiling. With his new Pokegrimm in his bag, and the smell of a new adventure in the breeze, he stepped into the tall grass, confident. Nothing could stop him now!
Minutes later...
Jaune was at home, weeping to his mother. His mother treated his fainted Pokegrimm as best as she could of its wounds, and had it rest, recovering from the fight they'd entered the moment they walked into the tall grass.
"H-how can such a little P-Pokegrimm d-do that much? I-I thought MINE was the best..."
"Don't worry, honey, you'll do it! I'm sure!"
"...how can I be the Champion if I CAN'T EVEN GET PAST THE FIRST ENEMY TO FIGHT ME?!"
Yang giggled. "So, guys, what do you think?"
"..."Weiss blinked. "What did I just read..."
"...okay. So...right." Jaune cleared his throat. "So. Why in the name of all that is sane and logical is WEISS CHII?!"
Ren smirked. "I'd say Nora being Haruhi fits her just fine. She's hyperactive enough, anyway." Jaune looked irritably at him. "Oh, of course you wouldn't complain. You got all the good roles! Suzaku, Itsuki, Lucian, Kamina..."
"Hey, Simon's the protagonist, not Kamina!" Ren retorted. "And besides, you got Hideki-"
"Who is an absolute pervert and a loser for the first part of the series."
"But you got Chii. I mean, Weiss as Chii, so..."
"EVEN SO." Jaune then proceeded to turn red at the thought of Weiss, naked, in his apartment, with nothing but rolls of papers or bandages hiding her features from-
"PERVERT!" Weiss slapped him and the boy was sent flying across the floor. "Ow..."
Weiss shouted at the pair- she was fed up of their nonsense. "WHY AM I A CHILDLIKE HUMAN COMPUTER THAT CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH?! DO YOU THINK YOUR ROLES SUCK?!"
Ruby sighed at her. "I got Caitlyn, so..." She smirked. Nora, meanwhile, scratched her head.
"Why am I Euphie?"
"Well," Yang explained. "I would have turned Weiss into Euphemia, but...she's too mean to be anything like her."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO MEAN?! ARE YOU SAYING I CANNOT BE NICE OR ELEGANT OR KIND?!"
"Nora dressed up as Euphie..." Ren thought carefully. "...yes, I think I know what I'm doing later..." A trail of blood started trickling from his nose as he fantasised about-
The heiress delivered another slap to Ren, and he joined Jaune in a scattered heap next to Yang's bed. "UGH! WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH PERVERTS!" Weiss shrieked. Nora looked confused. "Huh? What was that all about..."
Pyrrha nodded as she leaned on the table, rubbing her chin. "I quite like the Warframe crossover...that was a good touch, Yang."
"Yeah." She smiled. "I mean, it was hard to figure out what to call the Warframes and who'd be the Grineer and stuff..."
Blake patted Yang on the back. "I must say, I like the zombie movie shout-out. I loved that movie!"
"As did I! That was a good movie..."
Ruby shuddered. "I don't even want to talk about it...that horrified me...and Weiss, you got Yuki and Fiora again. Come on, you can't complain-"
"The fact that Chii and Yuki are technically robots-"
Ruby started. "Chii's a PERSOCOM and Yuki's a cyborg-"
Blake sighed and clipped Weiss and Ruby's mouths shut with her hands. "Yang, Weiss, Ruby, quit squabbling. Besides, those are sensitive subjects and we'll be arguing all night if we start arguing over what they are."
"Still! The fact that Yang compared me to a machine-"
"Hey! At least I didn't compare you to the Terminator!" Yang responded, defensively.
Jaune looked up from the floor, his head spinning from the slap. "Ow...Weiss, was that entirely-"
"Yes. You're a pervert. Perverts deserve slaps."
"..." Ren smirked. "It's on, Schnee."
"What is?!"
Ren merely smirked, standing up, helping his teammate up, before walking over to Yang. "I must say, though, I am impressed with your grasp of media."
"Thanks~"
"Uh...guys." Jaune realised something. "Where's Velvet?"
"Huh?" Ruby looked around, curious. "Yeah, where is Velvet? Wasn't she in here just a second ago?"
Velvet was back in her lair, chuckling.
"Hmph...shipping Weiss-sempai with all of those fools...how dare Yang?!" She banged the desk with her fist. "I don't care if Weiss-sempai is supposed to be Chii or Peach or whoever! She's mine..."
She placed up a photo of Yang's face on a clipboard attached to the wall, giggling to herself maniacally.
"Now, Yang...now you've done it. Your antics will not be superior to mine, and I shall avenge Weiss-sempai.
SHE IS MINE AND SHE WILL ONLY BE SHIPPED WITH ME AND WE'LL BE HAPPY FOREVER! WAHAHAHA~"
"Uh...Velvet?" Velvet jumped, mortified. Turning around, she saw Melanie, who looked confused. "Uh..."
"..."
"...you saw nothing."
"...gotcha." Slightly creeped out, Melanie shut the door behind her, and she heard the distinct sound of maniacal, crazy laughter as she walked away from Velvet's dorm.
"...I feel sorry for Weiss..." She sighed as she made her way back to her dorm.
"...and I feel sorry for Velvet too. Trying to out-antic Yang of all people...this won't end well."
END
A/N: Woo! Yeah! Things! Stuff! Hah! Antics and crazy Yang with her crazy writings!
Now, for the list of parodies: If you haven't gotten them yet, no plushie for you.
-Chobits
-League of Legends (again)
-Gurren Lagann
-Haruhi Suzumiya
-Katawa Shoujo
-Code Geass (Episode 23)
-28 Days Later
-Warframe
-Left 4 Dead
-Pokémon
Also, for the record, Velvet would be Misha and Weiss would be Cornelia. Oh, and Ozpin would be (insert regional Professor here).
Now that that's done, the next chapter shall be...Weiss Reacts to RWBY Kid AU: Semblance, courtesy of Ziirroh! Thanks for letting me write about it!
So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, suggestions, criticisms, thoughts, and reviews, and I hope you have a great day! Until next time!