AN: Happy Thanksigiving!
We stood at the front of the wedding church in front of everyone else. I looked back & forth between the 2 Blind Mags and felt a wave of scared run around me. "Oh my what the heck is this?" I shoot.
"Zombie Mag!! is a double-banger" screamed Hermione at the bride while Blind Mag looked angry to me. She wore a dark leather 1-piece dress that was covered in rivets. Her boots looked stylin' while her hair was dyed black and all bouncy on her face. She wore lipstick and eye shadow with some big black pendant around her neck on a scary chain, as well as arm-length black gloves. She looked just like Emily from "the Corps Bride". So gothic.
"My dear, you couldn't tell me apart from a zombie?" All of a sudden Zombie Mag starts flying around looking evil and spitting spells at Hermione, so she took of her sword and started jumping around slcing.
"Huh?" "My dear, Zombie chained me up after you went to fight Voldermort, then tracked you down to help kill him! Also she tortured me with lesbian bondage!" Mag said explainedly. "HUH?" Zombie shouted "Curcio!" and Hermione screamed in painful rage so she forced her sword and knocked off Zombie's arm. "YOU BITCH!" she screamed and slapped Hermione. YOU BITCH!" slapped Zombie and she screamed.
"So that Zombi was gonna marry a Vampyre?" Cappie asked increipulsely while Beaver did belly-shots off McGonagall. Dumbledore sat down because he's dying form cancer. Zombie and Hermione ripped eachothers close off and starts punching eacohter nakedly.
"Yikes!" Fyre shouted and looked. It was at that moment that I knew there was something that I needed to do and stop everything that just happened for going on to keep happening.! Mag brust into tears and kicked me in my chest so I started bleeding. "You bastard, how could u! my dear!"
Mag burst into tears again and ran off suicidally. She looked pretty hot. "YOU LOOK THE SAME!" I yelled at her.
I turned and watched Hermione stabbed Blind Bride Zombie Mag through the chest. She exploded into blood and everything all over. "NO!" I screamed but it was too late. Wife's dead!
I HATE YOU" I shout at hermione! "You ruiner everything!" "But I was saving you because I lve you!" she screamed bloodily and punched me in the face. My noise started bleeding, crap! So she kissed me hottily and shot death-magick at a student who exploded and the church caught on fire! Oh no run away!
The talent scout shook his head at me. "You will NEVER get a scholarship now! What a disgrace!" I felt so sad! Hermione ran away cursing students into exploding. I fell over and scrammed NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My bride lay dead in my arms and both of my women were mad at me! Everything had gone wrong and it was very unexpected!