I don't own this list. You all have my permission to do whatever the hell you want with this list. Now for the comments (AND ZOMG! WE'VE GOT MORE REVIEWS THAN CENSORED TOWN!)
Phil the Persona Guy (Formerly SuperSayinLv9000): THANKS!
"You wouldn't like me when I'm bloody angry."
HOLY FRIG! Run for the EFF!ing hills!
DarkMagicianMidget: THANKS!
I just realized that Serenity and Joey were also friggin' early!
Scaevola2: THANKS! True… What do you mean by Groundhog's Day Esque? And how's the page, btw?
Zukofan2005: THANKS!
"…Why?"
Oh, he looked very friggin' hot.
"Marik, what did you just say?"
MEEP! I said 'Meep!'
MutantEnemy6789: THANKS!
Tristan: I WON'T BE SILENCED!
Yes. Yes it is.
OtEpShAmAyA: THANKS! Doobedoobedooba, PERRY!
OtEpShAmAyA: THANKS! My friend came up with that.
OtEpShAmAyA: THANKS! I'm thinking of making a full version of You Make Me Feel later.
Bloody Rabbit Alice: THANKS! Are you sure?
(Melvin takes control of Marik's legs, Bakura takes control of Marik's arms, and Marik keeps control of his head.)
'Marvinkura': RUN AWAY! (Voice is basically Marik's, with Melvin's echoing, and some slight Bakura.)
OtEpShAmAyA: THANKS! Injury isn't funny.
OtEpShAmAyA: THANKS! Yes, MST seems to be quite popular.
Squarepotatoes: THANKS! For me getting 300 reviews, have a cookie. (And BTW, the anime was Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
BlackRoseDragonCK: THANKS! Someone's going to get glomped at some point.
Lonewolfgirl – sademo588: THANKS! And not to get nitpicky, but 'yu' is spelled y-o-u, not y-u.
"Purr…"
The anime was Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.
Angelucie: THANKS!
Fangirl Ghost: Dartz, we may be a step ahead; I still have partial control of Bakura.
Meanwhile…
Marik: Fluffy! It's good to have you back!
Bakura: Urge for bloodshed rising…
Marik: OH BAKURA! You're so friggin' hilarious!
Ryoubakura98: THANKS! No, it was Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. I don't remember them turning clothing into weapons, wearing frilly dresses, or transforming to Fly Away Now in Bleach, but everyone has their own experiences with it lol. I was going to make the reference later, but I decided to make it then so I wouldn't forget. Sure; I want to know what happens with Ryou!
Ryoubakura98: THANKS! Be nice to that Yami of yours, mmkays?
Ryou: (in a corner, crying)
Marik: YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER! You made the poor little limey cry! And what's so friggin' sexy about Melvin? HE WANTS TO FRIGGIN' KILL PEOPLE! Also, my friggin' middle name is SEBASTIAN! Marik SEBASTIAN Ishtar! And Melvin's his first name!
VampiressBeauty20: THANKS!
HOLY FRIG! (steals Pixie Stick and eats it)
Avalongal316: THANKS! I knew that.
Yu-Gi-Oh is owned by Kazuki Takahashi. Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged is owned by LittleKuriboh/CardGamesFTW. Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day is owned by Bowling For Soup. Nemo is owned by Pixar. Disaster Movie is owned by Seltzerberg. Transformers is owned by Hasbro. Revenge of the Fallen (Transformers 2) is owned by Michael Bay. A Whole New World is owned by Disney. Baby One More Time is owned by Britney Spears.
Opening Theme:
This could possibly be the best day ever,
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and six times better,
So make every minute count jump up, jump in and seize the day,
And let's make sure that in every single possible way,
Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day!
"Number 103: Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, 'I know how you feel…'"
Despite the search of the whole store, not a fish tank was in sight. Marik got an idea that saved the Fanfic. "How about we go to that new pet store?"
The duo left Target, and got into the Marikmobile. The car was started… and parked right across the street, in front of the new pet store.
Bakura asked, "Why didn't we just bloody walk?"
Marik replied, "Hello, comedy here!"
Ba-dum CHING!
Bakura whirled around, in order to look for where the 'Ba-dum CHING!' noise came from. Marik snickered, and soon found a fish. This fish was a clownfish, and looked exactly like Nemo from that one Pixar movie.
"Well, you're just the cutest thing!" Marik stared at it through the fish tank, and announced, "From now, your name is Mr. Bubbles! And you shall be a very, very evil fish indeed!"
Poor Mr. Bubbles just swam around aimlessly, not knowing who the heck was that crazy guy poking at him through the tank.
Suddenly, Bakura came over, causing Mr. Bubbles to hide behind a plastic castle. Marik took notice, and asked, "What's-" When Marik saw what had caused the fish to hide, he said, "Did that big bad kitty scare you?"
Bakura crossed his arms, and stated, "Marik, you are bloody delusional."
Marik ignored Bakura, and started petting him, saying, "See, Mr. Bubbles? He's friggin' harmless!"
Soon, the duo got back into the Marikmobile, which drove across the street and back to Target. They re-entered, with Bakura drawing out the list again, and reading, "Number 104: Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded."
Frank was restocking the shelves, when Marik ran up to him, and yelled, "IT'S A FRIGGIN' EMERGENCY! THE FRIGGIN' STORE IS FRIGGIN' FLOODING! In a few hours, we will all EFF!ing die!"
Tristan yelled from another aisle, "I thought that in a few hours, the sun will rise!"
Soon…
Bill angrily looked at the 'flood'. The 'flood' in question was nothing more than a small puddle of water.
Bill muttered, "I'm surprised that I haven't fired this idiot yet," and walked off to do things that managers did. Bakura came back, crossed off Number 104, and read, "Number 105: As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customer's items."
Soon, Marik hid behind the cash register, and listened as Cathy rang up Yami's purchase. When she ran the packs and packs of children's card games over the scanner, Marik yelled, "BLEEP!" Eventually, Yami looked over to see Marik sitting near Cathy's feet. Yami rolled his eyes, and boomed:
MIND CRUSH!
When Bakura found Marik, he groaned, picked up the unconscious body, and carried it back to the Marikmobile.
Meanwhile…
Bill the Manager in his office!
The owner of Target sat in the chair across from Bill. He said, "I heard that this branch has been having… trouble."
"Yes sir," Bill responded, projecting some stock footage. "Two pranksters have been messing around in our lovely store. I plan to make an end to this, though."
The owner continued, "I'd like to see who these… pranksters are."
Bill brought down a screen, with a picture of Marik on it. "This is one of them. From what I've seen, she's not particularly bright. The last time I had contact with her, she and my ex-wife had broken into my office."
From across the room, a voice said, "Siiiiiir, thaaaaaaat's noooooot aaaaaaa giiiiiiirl-"
"SHUT UP, FRANK!"
Frank shambled out of the room. Bill continued, by clicking a remote that changed the picture to one of Bakura. "Now, this one's smarter. He seems to be in charge of this operation. But it's a ruse, I tell you."
The owner stroked his chin thoughtfully. "And why do you say that?"
Bill yelled, "I'm telling you, he's BLEEP!ing insane! He tried to BLEEP!ing murder me before! Murder, I tell you! MURDER!"
"Bill, calm down," the owner said. There was silence. A few minutes later, he asked, "So, what do you plan to do about it?"
Bill grinned. "Something that should have been done a long, long time ago.
And now for the stinger!
Disney Pictures presents, along with the men that brought you Transformers 2 and Disaster Movie, a new musical!
Zorc:
I can destroy the world;
Total annihilation…
This tells the story of a monster named Zorc, whose master plan is to…
Zorc boomed, "DESTROY THE WORLD!"
However, there's only one problem:
The mysterious figure (some combination of Shadi and Ishizu) said, "If you want to destroy the world, you must find the 7 Millennium Items. You already have two, but to find the other five is dangerous."
With new and exciting characters…
"I AM MARIK ISHTAR!"
Bakura said, "I already bloody knew that. Wait a bloody moment, that's not a new character!"
Enchanting songs…
Zorc:
It's time to remember the chaos,
From the days of ancient times…
And the theme song remixed for the kids to enjoy…
(Insert a horribly auto-tuned Disney Pop version of the Zorc and Pals theme with a rap verse here.)
This movie is guaranteed to be fun for the entire family!
Yami boomed, "I won't let evildoers take my beloved Millennium Puzzle!"
Bakura crossed his arms. "You think so?"
Starring your favorite Disney Stars!
(Insert voice acting montage of Disney Stars here.)
It's ZORC AND PALS! Coming February 30th to a theater near you!
Meanwhile, at the pet store…
Marik (to Mr. Bubbles):
My loneliness is killing me,
(And I)
I must confess I still believe,
When I'm not with you I lose my mind,
Give me a sign:
Hit me baby one more time!
The second stinger idea is credited to my good friend. And yes, I based the format loosely off LK's, with the theme song and stinger. So, vote, and tune in next time, when… CRAP! DON'T HUG ME, MELVIN!