"Ninja Love 2"
By narutofreak14
NOTE:
-Before you begin reading this chapter, I like to express my deepest sorrow for those who have lost their lives during the Virginia Tech Massacre and to those who were affected by it.
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Okay, let's move onto the big fight…Mickey Mouse vs. the Kazekage of the Desert.
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"It's nice to see you again Gaara," said Mickey.
"You…that brat," said Gaara. "I don't get it. You still should have been killed."
"Gaara, you pitiful fool," Mickey said. "What do you notice about me that's different from you?" Gaara took a quick look at Mickey Mouse. "You look the same to me," Gaara said.
"Well, let me explain. I'm a cartoon, but not just any cartoon. There are two types of cartoons, Gaara: there's the Japanese anime and theirs the American cartoon. Japanese cartoons tend to be very detailed and artistic, so they are drawn with five fingers, like real humans. However…Japanese anime are more geared towards teenagers, so blood and death can be implemented without much harm. American cartoons can never die, since younger children can't handle death."
"So…you're saying that American cartoons can't die?" Gaara asked. Gaara got down on his knees as his sand shield slowly took shape. Gaara made a hand signal. "Well, let me be the first to kill a cartoon," he said.
"I'm not going to go easy on you," the Mouse said.
The two stared at each other. "May the best cartoon win," Mickey said.
"I've already won," Gaara said. A bunch of sand crumbled up against Mickey's body. The mouse was encased in sand, unable to breath. "Goodbye mouse!" Gaara shouted. Gaara closed his fist. The body imploded as the sand got tighter, squishing the life out of its victim.
Temari and Kankuro, who were trapped in sand coffins, saw the fight from the center of the Toontown Fair. They were shocked to find clumps of sand being thrown into the air. "No…he didn't…" Temari said.
Gaara was laughing manically as he watched the yellow blood flow…through…wait, yellow blood? Gaara was confused. He walked up to the floating coffin, ran his fingers through the substance…and tasted it. He was shocked. "C-C-Cheese?" he asked himself. He disabled the coffin to find a squished cheese clone of Mickey Mouse. "That little rat!" he said. Gaara frantically looked around to see where Mickey was hiding. "Come out, you coward!" he shouted.
"Behind you!" shouted a voice. Gaara turned around and the mouse, with ninja speed, swung a key-shaped weapon at Gaara's feet.
His attack caused an explosion massive enough for everyone in the park to see. Temari and Kankuro were amazed at the Mouse's newfound abilities. "Pass the chips," Kankuro said. The two were suddenly interested in the fight.
Gaara would've been knocked out by the explosion, but his sand shield came and protected him. Mickey Mouse grabbed his keyblade as he flew towards him. "My, that's some defense you got there!" Mickey said.
"Like it?" Gaara asked. "With it, you can't ever touch me!"
"We'll see about that!" Mickey said. He put his two fingers in a hand sign. "A jutsu?" Gaara thought. Mickey then preformed several hand signs. "Four-fingered arts: Falling Pianos Jutsu!"
"Falling what?" Gaara asked. A giant piano landed with a bang in front in Gaara. Falling pianos came…falling from the sky. Gaara made a giant arm out of sand to destroy the falling pianos. "Pianos?" Temari asked.
"That's kind of cartoonish," Kankuro said.
"Quit hogging up the chicken!" Temari said.
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"So ladies, when you are looking down at the beauty and majesty of the mountains, I feel a need to express my feelings for the beautiful women that I used to love," Jiraiya said to the ladies who surrounded him.
"That's pretty weird how the beautiful of scenery inspires you to write…about…whatever you write," one of the women. "But…that's what makes the world interesting."
"Exactly!" Jiraiya said. "Why can't most women be like you thirty? I should stay here in America!"
"Go back to your country, you perv!" shouted an angry voice. Everyone turned…to see a group of women with picket signs marching towards the group. "Uh-oh!" Jiraiya said. "The feminists!" He stood up on his feet. "Don't worry, ladies. I know how to deal with them!"
Jiraiya got up and walked over to the leader of the pack. "Okay, listen ladies…" Jiraiya was slapped by the leader. "Do you think that you can sweet talk us?" the leader asked angrily.
"Well, no wonder why most men don't take you seriously," Jiraiya said. "You act like little children."
"We do not!" shouted the leader. "Maybe I should tell your fan club how you peep on women for your inspiration!" The women in Jiraiya's group gasped in shock. "Is that true, Jiraiya?" one of the women asked.
"See? She gets mad and she tries to put any blame on me!"
"You should be ashamed of yourself!" the women in Jiraiya's group said.
"Don't be misled by such lecherous man!"
"You do act like children!" the woman in Jiraiya's group said. They all chanted for the women to go away. "Alright, fine! Continue encouraging this man to poison the earth!" the leader said. The feminist group left. "We are so sorry, Master Jiraiya," one of the women said.
"It's alright," Jiraiya said. "But thank you for staying by my side! Free copies of my book for all!" he shouted.
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"All of this stuff is weird," Konohamaru said, staring at the Mexican crafts in the store.
"This is amazing stuff," Moegi said.
"I got puppets, too!" the merchant said. He pulled out a freaky-looking puppet. Udon hid behind Konohamaru. "What are you doing, Udon?" Konohamaru asked.
"Sorry boss," Udon said. "But puppets and dummies like him really creep me out."
"Are you serious?"
"Well, Gaara has clowns!" Udon said.
"I'll buy one for Kankuro!" Moegi said.
"As long as it stays in the bag, I'm safe," Udon said.
After the Konohamaru Corps left, a dark-haired girl was behind them, trying to sort her feelings out. "What's wrong with me?" she asked herself. "My heart is set on fire whenever I see Konohamaru and 'her' together. Why do I call her 'her'? I'm not jealous am I? Why would I be jealous? Unless…no! We…we broken up! We settled down everything! Didn't we? Well…maybe, Konohamaru got over me…but did I get over him? How can I get over him? I never liked him in the first place! Don't tell me I…that's not…it's impossible!" Hanabi decided to continue on her way.
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Gaara continued to dodge the falling pianos. "This is ridiculous!" Gaara said. "Why am I dodging something so stupid and childish?" He continued to destroy the pianos. "It's no use," Mickey said. "As long as I have the chakra, the pianos continue to fall."
"What is this four-fingered jutsu?" Gaara asked.
"You want more?" Mickey asked. He snapped his fingers as more pianos fell form the sky. "Watch out, Gaara!" Kankuro shouted.
Gaara looked up. A piano landed on his face. Temari and Kankuro were shocked. "Gaara's been injured," Temari said.
"This guy's something else," Kankuro said. "Pass the chips."
A piece of Gaara's sand armor came off of his face. "The sand shield, isn't it?" Mickey asked. "It's your last resort of defense, and for good reasons."
"You think you know me?" Gaara asked angrily. Mickey just laughed. "So, it's my chakra against yours! That sand armor on your body uses a lot of your chakra."
"The chakra limit of any shinobi does not measure his true strength," Gaara said. Mickey put his hands behind his back. "You still have a chance to back out," Mickey said.
"I never back out of any challenge!" Gaara shouted.
"Okay," Mickey said, as he made a few hand signs. Gaara noticed this and tried to send sand to attack Mickey Mouse. Mickey's cheeks got bigger, and then he let out a stream of fire out of his mouth. The fire heated up the sand, which in turn heated up the sand armor Gaara was wearing. "Hot…hot, hot, HOT!" Gaara shouted. He began to rip the sand armor off of his skin. "It burns!" he cried out. "You're more troublesome than that brat you disguised yourself as!"
"And now that your sand armor has been peeled off…" Mickey then performed a few more hand signs. "Four-fingered arts: Cheese Clone Jutsu!" Several Mickey Mouse clones were summoned and they all charged at Gaara. Then, they all send a horde of knives at Gaara. The sand shield quickly came in between Gaara and the flying knives, protecting Gaara from harm. "The sand shield again," Mickey thought.
"Is that all you got?" Gaara asked. He controlled the sand to destroy every one of the clones, but the real Mickey Mouse never showed up. "Where is he?" he asked himself. Suddenly, Mickey popped up from the ground to give Gaara an uppercut, sending him high into the air.
Temari and Kankuro saw their brother floating in mid-air. "He's gone now," Kankuro said, eating several candy bars.
Gaara could see all of Walt Disney World while floating mid-air. Mickey Mouse quickly showed up and readied his attack. Gaara quickly created a ball of hard sand that trapped both Gaara and Mickey inside. "You're dead now!" Gaara shouted.
"That's what you think," Mickey said. He slammed his keyblade into Gaara's stomach, sending the two rapidly downwards through the sand ball and hard into the ground, so hard that it caused the ground to move. An explosion can be seen from all over the resort. "Whoa," Temari said.
At the golf course, as Gai was about to hit his golf ball, the ground started to shake violently and caused his ball to go inside the hole. "I still count that as a stroke," Kakashi said.
Sadly, because of the earthquake, all of the attractions had to E-stop, including Pirates of the Caribbean. The ride was temporarily stopped as the cast members inspect any damages that could be made. "Ah...they stopped the ride," Ino said.
"And I wanted to see Johnny Depp," Tenten said.
The boys really didn't care. Since the ride was shut down and the line wasn't moving, they started to play poker. "Let's see if you're Byakuygan or Sharingans can win a card game," Shikamaru said.
"Shut up," Neji said.
"The Sharingan doesn't work like that," Sasuke said.
Back at the battle site, both Gaara and Mickey were lying into the ground, exhausted. Well actually, only Gaara was tired. The Mouse got up, still wanting to fight. "What's this guy's…chakra limit?" Gaara asked himself.
"How can you be Kazekage of your village with that strength?" Mickey asked. As Gaara was staring angrily at him, he remembered the time when he first began to hate Mickey Mouse.
FLASHBACK
It was back to Gaara's childhood. A crying baby and his mother were in the middle of the streets. "What's wrong?" the mother asked, as her child continued to cry loudly. "Where did your toy go? That was extremely rare!"
A six-year-old Gaara was a few feet behind the two. In his hands he carried a small Mickey doll, covered in dirt and ground. He found it at the playground. The young child probably lost it. Gaara slowly walked up to the two. He tugged on the mother's dress. "What is it?" she asked. She turned around and was instantly scared for her life when she saw Gaara. "It's…it's him," she said.
"Umm…" Gaara said, weakly. He showed the women her child's toy. "Umm…here."
"You thief!" she shouted. "How could you steal something from an innocent child!"
"No, wait! I didn't steal it! I found it!" protested Gaara.
"Lies! All of it! Guards!"
Gaara started to run away as sand ninjas approached the area. "Where is he?" they asked.
"This way!" one of the guards shouted.
Gaara was hiding in the sewers underground below. He was crying softly. "Why does everybody hate me so much?" he sobbed. He looked at the toy that he still had in his hands. His sadness turned to instable anger. "This is your fault!" he said, angrily. "You're the reason I'm in this mess now! You're the reason that woman hates me!" He then ripped its head, revealing the cotton underneath. "Why don't you just die!!"
END FLASHBACK
"Why don't you just die?" Gaara asked, as he was getting back to his feet.
"Huh?" Mickey asked. "So, you're still not giving up?" Mickey Mouse then conducted another set of hand signs. "Alright, but it's too dangerous to continue the fight here. Let's move this onto my turf."
Feathers emerged from all around. Gaara was starting to feel very light-headed and dizzy. "Genjutsu?" he said. "Not this…again…" Gaara's pupils disappeared as the Kazekage fell to the ground, unconscious.
"What happened?" Temari asked. The sand coffin the trapped Kankuro and Temari dissolved. "Let's go!" Kankuro said. Both Temari and Kankuro ran off towards the back of the park.
TO BE CONTINUED…
NEXT TIME: (Gaara) Whoa, where…where am I? There's crazy cartoon characters everywhere. Pianos fall, the sun sings, everything's in black and white. Everyone's happy. I hate this!
NEXT TIME: The fight continues in Timeless River!