A/N: I was planning to update many different things while in fundraising mode, but after two fics I really didn't want to update, I'm just going to update things that will make me happy (and fics of the month which I will tackle differently than usual until I'm not of my funk). Enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 34: Fixin' It With Soos: Terrarium

(Rolls Fixin' It With Soos Opening)

Soos stood in front of Fairy Forest, the women's form.

"Welcome to Fixin' IT with Soos, and today I will be one of the few men to venture in the women's dorm of Fairy Tail." Said Soos, "Thanks to Freed, no man can enter unless given special permission… although I wonder why…"

That was when there was a smacking sound and Happy and Natsu hit the ground.

"Where did you two come from?" asked Soos.

"They tried to break into my room again!" called out Lucy's voice from above.

"Oh come on!" yelled Natsu.

"What are you doing here Soos?" asked Happy.

"I have to fix something here." Said Soos.

"Come on Luce just give me special permission like Soos!" said Natsu.

"First off! He's not fixing anything for me! Second! You'll use that permission to break in my room!" yelled Lucy.

"Why did you even ask Freed to do that!" yelled Natsu.

"Because you keep trying to break into my room!" yelled Lucy.

"Oh so that's why…" said Soos.

It suddenly cut to Soos in Evergreen's room, both of them sat in front of a broken terrarium. It was a very large one that could hold many animals.

"As you can see Evergreen's terrarium is broken." Said Soos.

"Yes, my pets broke out recently and they destroyed the terrarium." Said Evergreen.

"What were your pets?" asked Soos.

It cut to Evergreen walking into her room.

She looked at her terrarium, which has many fairies in there.

"Hello there." She cooed.

"Via la revolution!" yelled one of the fairies.

"VIA! VIA!" chanted the other fairies.

Then they broke out and all at one once tackled her to floor, they took out string and began to tie her down.

"Evergreen! I heard a crash!" said Levy opening the door with Lucy.

"Is everything okay?" asked Lucy.

Both of them saw the fairies tying her down.

"If you knew what's good for you you'll back out slowly and pretend you didn't see anything!" threatened one of the fairies.

Both of them did so leaving Evergreen to her punishment.

It cut back to a shocked Soos and embarrassed Evergreen.

"SO uh… anyways when I'm done Evergreen will rate my handy ship using the Awesomeometer." Said Soos.

"Well Laxus said you were a good handy man so I'll take his word for it." Said Evergreen.

"Yes! My handyship powers rivals no other!" yelled Soos.

"What?" asked Evergreen.

"I have the power!" Yelled Soos as flash of lights surrounded his body.

"Okay… what happening?" asked a very confused Evergreen.

"UNLEASH MY POWER!" yelled Soos as the lights got brighter.

Evergreen was just even more confused.

It cut to Soos finishing fixing the terrarium.

"It looks good." Said Evergreen.

"Thanks…" said Soos, "But I can't help to think that it could be much more awesome."

"What?" asked Evergreen.

"Maybe one that will help alleviate my moral dilemma." Said Soos.

'What?" asked Evergreen.

"Nothing!" said Soos, "Time cut!"

"Fairies, Pixies and sprites oh my!" said Soos in front of differently colored backgrounds.

It cut to the new terrarium, which had many little houses.

"You see I created a little village for it, this way they'll be less inclined to revolt." Said Soos somewhat nervously.

"That's perfect! They'll love their new little houses. 10 out of 10!"

"Yeah…" said Soos somewhat unenthusiastically, sue he got 10, but he felt guilty.

"Now excuse me, I'm heading into the forest." Said Evergreen.

She grabbed a butterfly net and left the room.

"I don't know how to feel about this to be honest…" said Soos, "I really hope the fairies won't mind… maybe if I get my mind off it."

That was when he heard the sound of broken glass.

"Really Natsu! Really!" he heard Lucy yell, "That's not going change my mind about giving you permission!"

"Found it!" said Soos.

Next Time: Soos must fix the men's dorm with the help of many of the guild's men. How did get wrecked to begin with... wait never mind..,. stupid question... but will they be able to put aside their differences or will get more wrecked? Find out next time!