A/N: The anonymous reviewer Secrets requested "Baby I" by Ariana Grande to be sung by Peach. Sorry to say, it's not my kind of music, and for the longest time I couldn't figure out how I could turn it into an interesting song. Until I decided to make it about Baby Peach and Baby Mario, and then it wrote itself. But whether you love or hate the original song, either way, I hope you'll enjoy this silly take on it.

Baby M

Baby, I got love for thee
So deep inside of me
I don't know how to speak
(goo goo goo goo goo)
Boo hoo
(goo goo goo goo goo goo)
But our love is destiny
I just can't say the words: I'm Baby Peach

(goo goo goo goo goo)
Waah waah
(goo goo goo ga ga goo goo)

When I try to explain it I be babbling gibb'rish
My little lips just can't cut it
I get all tongue tied and twisted
I can't explain what I'm feeling
And they say Baby, Baby

(oh waah, oh waah)
Baby

(Baby I) oh Baby, oh Baby, my Baby
(Baby I) oh Baby, Baby I
(Baby I) all I'm tryna say is you're my everything, Baby
But every time I try to say it
Words – they are so complicated
Baby, Baby

(oh waah, oh waah)

Baby, I will crawl to you
No matter where you run (baby talk), I'll come along
(goo goo goo goo goo)
Oh Baby

(goo goo goo goo goo goo)
See Baby, I been feelin' you
Before I even knew what feelings were about
(goo goo goo goo goo)
Oh Baby

(goo goo ga ga goo goo)

When I try to explain it I be cooing gibb'rish
My baby lips just can't cut it
I start to cry – feel so frustrated
I can't explain what I'm feeling
And they say Baby, Baby

(oh waah, oh waah)
Baby

(Baby I) oh Baby, oh Baby, my Baby
(Baby I) oh Baby, Baby I
(Baby I) All I'm tryna say is you're my everything, Baby
But every time I try to say it
Why are words so complicated
Baby, Baby
(oh waah, oh waah)
Baby, Baby

Straight up you got me
I'm "it" how could I not be
This game of tag will show
That one day it's possible you'll save me more
You have once: see what's in store
It's fate but you're not buyin'
That's why I keep cryin'
Baby I…

(Baby I) Oh Baby, oh Baby, my Baby
(Baby I) Oh Baby, Baby I
(Baby I) All I'm tryna say is you're my everything, Baby
But every time I try to say it
Why are words so complicated
Baby, Baby
(oh waah, oh waah)
Baby, Baby

(Baby I) Oh Baby, oh Baby, my Baby
(Baby I) Baby I, Baby I
(Baby I) All I'm tryna say is you're my everything, Baby
But every time I try to say it
Words – they are so complicated
But every time I try to say it
Why are words so complicated
But every time I try to say it
I wish it's not so complicated
Baby, Baby
(oh waah, oh waah)
Baby, Baby

Hee hee hee