- canceroGeneticist [CG] began pestering aurevoirToreador [A T] -
CG: TAVROS, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD SAY HELLO
CG: BUT WITH YOUR SELF-ESTEEM AS OF NOW, I'M NOT SURE IF I REALLY SHOULD DO IT WITHOUT HURTING YOU.
AT: hEY, nO FAIR,
AT: mY SELF-ESTEEM, iS THE BEST THAT MANKIND HAS EVER SEEN, hUMAN THANK YOU,
CG: YOU CAN GO ON ABOUT IT ALL YOU WANT, BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT EVEN THE HUMAN "ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS" HAVE MORE SELF-ESTEEM THAN YOU.
AT: wHAT IS AN ALCOHOLIC,
CG: ARE YOU SHITTING ME? ? ? ?
CG: YOU MEAN AFTER EIGHT HUMAN SWEEPS ON EARTH YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT AN ALCOHOLIC IS?
AT: nO,
AT: nOW WOULD YOU PLEASE BE SO KIND, aND TELL ME,
AT: bEFORE I GET ANGRY, oR WHATEVER PEOPLE WITH SELF-ESTEEM DO,
AT: wHICH, aS A REMINDER, i AM,
AT: a PERSON WITH SELF-ESTEEM,
AT: sO YOU CAN, uH, sUCK IT,
CG: YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO SHOW THE FACT THAT THIS IS ALL FAKE, ARE YOU?
CG: ALRIGHT, WHATEVER, AS AN AMAZING LEADER I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HELPFUL TOWARDS EVERYONE ELSE IN MY TEAM, SO HERE GOES.
CG: ALCOHOLICS ARE PEOPLE WHO IMBIBE ALCOHOL.
CG: ALCOHOL IS A HUMAN SOPORIFIC SUBSTANCE WHICH MAKES PEOPLE ACT FUNNY, AND EVEN MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN ME.
CG: I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH THE ALCOHOLICS WHILE THEY'RE ON ALCOHOL, BECAUSE THEY ALSO ASPIRE TO BE ME.
CG: EXCEPT WHAT IS *ACTUALLY* GOING ON IS THEY JUST PLAIN LOSE ALL SENSE OF REALITY, LIKE YOU, AND BECOME REAL SHITSTAINS.
CG: SOME OF THOSE ALCOHOLICS *RECOGNIZE* THAT THEY'RE SHITSTAINS, THOUGH, AND DESPERATELY TRY TO QUIT THE ADDICTION.
CG: ADDICTION, THOUGH, IS A POWERFUL THING, APPARENTLY.
CG: SO THEY GATHER IN GROUPS AND TRY TO GET EACH OTHER OUT OF THE SHITHOLE THAT DRINKING THAT PARTICULAR SUBSTANCE, DILUTED IN VARIOUS WAYS THAT ALL HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES, IS.
CG: ONE OF THOSE GROUPS IS ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS.
CG: NOW YOU KNOW WAY TOO MUCH MORE THAN YOU SHOULD ON THE SUBJECT, AND YOU WILL POSSIBLY BE MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE.
CG: YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.
AT: nO WAY, i'M STILL THE BEST AT SELF-ESTEEM, tHAT I AM,
AT: tO SHOW THAT, i AM GOING TO TYPE, oNE OF THE SMILING SMILEY FACES, tHAT SHOWS, tHAT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT,
AT: aBOUT YOUR RANT,
AT: hERE GOES,
AT: }:)
CG: YUP, STILL THE SAME GUY I LEFT BEHIND EIGHT HUMAN SWEEPS AGO.
CG: IT SEEMS THAT KARKAT IS THE ONLY TROLL THAT IS STILL AROUND THAT IS SPLINTERED INTO A FUCKTON OF FUTURE AND PAST SELVES.
AT: iT IS ONLY THE NOMENCLATURE THOUGH,
AT: i AM PRETTY SURE, tHAT PAST AND FUTURE KARKAT, aRE THE SAME GUY,
CG: ONLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THEM PERSONALLY.
CG: WELL, I'VE BEEN COMPLETELY OUT OF TOUCH WITH FUTURE KARKAT, SEEING AS TIME TRAVEL DOESN'T EXIST IN THE ONE AND ONLY HUMAN UNIVERSAL TIMELINE.
CG: OR PROBABLY IT DOESN'T EXIST IN A COUPLE OF INTERRELATED NON-INTERACTING HUMAN UNIVERSAL TIMELINES, BUT I'VE ALREADY GONE INTO THIS SHIT ONCE TODAY AND I'M NOT WILLING TO DO IT AGAIN.
AT: wELL, i SEE THAT AS ENOUGH CONCLUSION TO, uH,
AT: bELIEVE IN FATE,
AT: aND CAUSALITY,
CG: OH MY GOD, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT "FATE" MEANS?
AT: uH, tOTALLY,
AT: eR,
AT: lET ME THINK FOR A BIT,
AT: fATE IS THAT THING, wHERE, uHHHHHHHHHH,
AT: aCTUALLY, nO, i DO NOT,
CG: JUST WHAT I EXPECTED.
AT: yOU STILL SEEM, lIKE AN UNFAIR LEADER,
AT: yOU STILL MOCK ME FOR MY DISABILITY, wHILE THE HUMANS, aRE ACTUALLY WILLING TO HELP ME,
CG: YUP, I'VE HEARD PLENTY OF STUFF ABOUT HOW WHEELCHAIRS ARE COMMONPLACE ON THE EARTH.
CG: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BESIDES YOUR WHEELCHAIR, I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANOTHER WHEELCHAIR ON ALTERNIA.
CG: HOW THE FUCK COULD THAT HAPPEN THAT YOU SUDDENLY HAVE AN ALIEN WHEELCHAIR THAT NO ONE ELSE IN THE GALAXY HAS?
CG: IS THERE AN ALIEN SPECIES THAT ACTUALLY WALKS WITHOUT LEGS, AND TO MAKE IT EASIER THEY INVENTED AN APPARATUS NEARLY IDENTICAL TO THE WHEELCHAIR?
CG: I AM ACTUALLY GENUINELY CURIOUS.
AT: iT WAS THERE, eVER SINCE I WAS A GRUB, aCTUALLY,
AT: bUT I HAD FOUND NO USE FOR IT, bEFORE MY UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT,
AT: i JUST THOUGHT, tHAT IT WAS A NEAT LOOKING THING,
AT: i DIDN'T COME TO REALIZE, hOW USEFUL IT WOULD BE, iN LIGHT OF MY, uH,
AT: mISFORTUNE,
AT: iT'S REALLY AMAZING, aCTUALLY, hOW THINGS TURNED OUT, lOOKING BACK,
AT: eVEN THOUGH I WAS HARRASSED AND INJURED, i ACTUALLY GOT TO WIN SGRUB, wITH ALL OF YOU,
AT: aND, uH, lIVE LIFE ON EARTH,
CG: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU GOT TO BE SUCH A WIMP.
CG: AND I HONESTLY DON'T CARE.
CG: I AM ONLY CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE I HAVE CONTACTED, LIKE, SEVEN OTHER TROLLS, AND ALL OF THEM DIDN'T PROPERLY RESPOND TO THIS THING.
CG: ACTUALLY, GIVEN THAT, I'M NOT TOO SURE THAT YOU WILL PROPERLY RESPOND TO THIS THING, BUT I GUESS IT DOESN'T HURT TO TRY.
AT: i WILL TRY, tO GIVE A PROPER RESPONSE,
CG: ALRIGHT, HERE GOES NOTHING.
CG: http / www. mspaintadventures. com ?s=6&p=003892
AT: wHAT DO I DO WITH THIS THING,
CG: RRRRRRRRRRNGH.
CG: YOU CLICK ON IT.
CG: AND IT LEADS YOU TO THE HUMAN INTERNET.
CG: NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE TROLL INTERNET, WHICH APPARENTLY HAS MANY SIMILAR NETWORK BOOKWORM LEAVES, OR "WEBSITES".
AT: oH,
AT: hEY, iS THAT YOU,
CG: YES, THAT IS ME, GENIUS. BRAVO.
CG: NOTICE ANYTHING ELSE?
CG: LIKE THE FACT THAT THIS WAS ACTUALLY DRAWN BY A HUMAN NAMED ANDREW?
AT: nO,
CG: TRY AND LOOK REALLY, REALLY HARD.
AT: nO,
AT: i REFUSE, tO GIVE IN TO PEER PRESSURE,
CG: TWEET TWEET.
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WAS THE SOUND OF?
CG: THIS WAS THE SOUND OF THIS THING BEING FUCKING OVER, NOOB.
AT: wHAT'S A NOOB,
CG: MADE FROM THE WORD NEWBIE, WHICH IS IN TURN MADE FROM THE WORD NEW TO THIS NONSENSE, EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULDN'T BE AFTER EIGHT HUMAN SWEEPS.
CG: WHO SHOULD I MOVE ON TO.
AT: dID YOU PESTER GAMZEE YET,
CG: NO.
CG: I WAS ACTUALLY PUTTING GAMZEE OFF UNTIL LATER, BECAUSE OF HOW AWFUL HE HAS BECOME OVER THE RECENT HUMAN SWEEPS.
CG: BUT SINCE I AM RUNNING OUT OF TROLLS ANYWAY, GAMZEE IT IS.
CG: SEE YOU AT OTHER TIMES.
CG: WITH HOPES THAT YOU WILL ACTUALLY BECOME SOMEWHAT COMPETENT AT LIVING A HUMAN LIFE.
AT: tHE HOPES CAN ONLY BE ALIVE,
CG: WHEN YOU AREN'T AROUND, THAT IS.
CG: GOODBYE.
- canceroGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering aurevoirToreador [A T] -
I am seriously getting angrier and angrier with every troll that I take on. Though, isn't it also neat that I talked to my favorite trolls first and moved down the list?
9. Gamzee, Karkat wrote and hit up the next chum. To be honest, he wasn't looking forward to future conversations, but after having messaged eight trolls, it was only fair to message the other three.
...Including the arrogant fish freak?
Karkat immediately stopped thinking about the arrogant fish freak and messaged Gamzee.