LEARNING FRENCH
AnniKay

Sam/Mercedes/Puck
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AN: Most of the Gleeks must be Juniors during the time of this story (end of Season 2), otherwise how could they have gone to prom. RIB and crew are falling off with their continuity if they are trying to stratify them now.
AN: Sorry I forgot to tell ya'll that the anger song last chapter was I Fucking Hate You by GodSmack.

AN: TALKS HAVE COMMENCED TO BRING BACK Sam!

ISIS Posting this before the others are ready JUST because you frickin rock!

Chapter 36
Sam Point of View

Over the course of the day a lot of kids did congratulate us on winning Nationals, and on our possible deal. There were even a few kids who said they thought it was cool we were all together. Those were the 'normal' kids. All the popular kids wanted to talk about was how wrong and crazy Berry was, and how she needs some serious counseling. How we'd better hope that she doesn't go all crazy school shooter type, or else she'll definitely be gunning for us.

It was also all over school that Rachel had left the school earlier looking all kinds of beat up. None of us were saying anything, but the common consensus was that Mercedes had found her wherever she had hidden, dragged her ass out kicking and screaming, and beat that ass. Some one even over heard some of the teachers talking about how Mercy had beat the brakes off Rachel. Supposedly as she left, Sue Sylvester got picture that were already posted on JBI's blog. I do know that one of her fathers came to the school and cleaned out her locker for the year. Apparently Rachel won't be getting that Perfect Attendance Award after all.

Afterschool, Puck walked us to Mercy's Tahoe where we all enjoyed some timer pressed against the car while getting the hell kissed out of us. We parted ways, Puck making a run to Sprawl-Mart and rather than having him running all over town like a chicken with his head cut off; Mercy and I picked up Sarah when we grabbed Stevie and Stacey. By the time Puck joined us; we'd given the kids their snack and had them all set up to watch movies down in the game room.

It's funny to me that they call it a game room but really the only games that get played there seem to be video games. There is a table and a cabinet full of board games so technically there are other games, but given the fact that the Jones have a Wii, a Xbox 360 and a PS3, somehow I doubt the board games get played all that often. Puck came in laughing about some surprise he'd gotten for all of us.

"Alright here's the deal. You rugrats are young but you aren't stupid. I'm betting money you've figured everything the adults were not saying last night at dinner. SO here's what were gonna do. Sam, Cedes and I are gonna go upstairs and play, while you guys stay down here and play. To make sure that you are taken care of and all innocence maintained…I got these." He said and opened a set of the cheap baby monitors.

He handed me the hand held parent's speaker, to put the batteries he'd gotten in. he went and plugged in the part that would stay down here with the kids. "If you guys need us, or if the movie finishes and we still aren't back, turn on the monitor and call us. Now, ours will be on the whole you only need to turn yours on and talk into it…like a one way walkie talkie. Stick to this floor or the main one."

Sarah gave her big brother a cheeky smile. "Yeah, yeah…we get it. You got us a baby monitor rather than actual walkie talkies so you can hear us but we can't hear you. You guys don't want us to hear you getting down. We don't want to hear it either. Now go so we can get our movie on before the popcorn gets all cold and icky." Lord help the world, but one day very soon the world is gonna have a second Bubbie Ruth walking 'round. I swear when she and Stacey hit their teens, I'm getting Puck and me shotguns.

Mercy gave Sarah a serious glare. "Sarah, you know better. Apologize to Stevie and Stacey. Let them grow up at their own pace." She chided gently. I guess Stacey and Stevie are a bit sheltered when compared to Sarah.

"Sorry Stacey, sorry Stevie." Sarah said blushing.

Mercedes went over and gave Sarah a big hug. "I know that it's hard to remember that not everyone is related to Puck and your Bubbie Ruth. Especially since you are only a year older than the twins, but take a second and remember all the changes that you've already gone through and Stacey is just beginning. And poor Stevie may not start for another year or two. So just let them be them…okay?"

"Yeah, and Sadie…thanks for not giving me a noogie or holding me upside down like Noah would have." Sarah said with a huge smile.

"Cutie patootie…boys are stupid. Don't worry though. I'm slowly training Puck not to touch a diva's hair." Mercy responded. She gave all our siblings hugs, and we headed up stairs. We took a moment to grab our junk…book bags and stuff. I put mine away in my room and took a bathroom break before joining Puck and Mercy in her room.

Mercedes Jones bedroom isn't exactly what I was expecting. It was a wash of aquamarine and ocean colors. There was purple, don't get me wrong, but it was little bits here and there. The room really felt tranquil, and yet there was an underlying sensuality. Like the bedstead. It was a four poster and looked perfect for handcuffing her to. Maybe another day. I threw myself on to her pillowly bed, my head landing on Mercy's sumptuous thighs, and my body across Puck's muscular ones. "Your room is awesome, Mercy. When we get our own place…you're in charge of our bedroom."

"Deal." She laughed. "As long as you and Puck are in charge of the heavy lifting." She threaded her fingers through my hair. "Now I remember the promise of a ride this morning."

"Hells yeah." Puck shouted dumping me off his legs and hopping up. "Gets your sexy asses' nekkid. We don't have long." we stood and quickly rid ourselves of our clothes. And Mercy and I got back into the bed. Puck grabbed his Sprawl-Mart bags, and showed us his purchases. "I grabbed three of the big boxes of the Trojan Magnum XXLs…would have grabbed four… but I remembered that we needed these too. Analease, the big one this time, the Regular KY Jelly, the Warming one, for when we have time to really play. Oh and I grabbed some of the Her Pleasure stuff. It looks cool on the commercials. I grabbed some astroglide too, and some latex gloves."

"Damn Puck," I laughed. "I hope you didn't know the cashier."

"If they got a problem with what the fuck I buy they can suck my used condoms. Haters can each and collectively blow me." He growled. He came over and fastened his mouth to mine. Pushing me back into the softness of Mercy. He kissed me until I was breathless and wanting more.

"You two have no clue how hot it makes me watching you two kissing. God, Just the thought of watching you two fully getting it on—damn." Mercy moaned. "That's sexy as hell."

I ran my hand up her leg beside me and when Puck finally finished licking my uvula, I rolled over and lowered my fact to the slick wet heat Puck and I love sinking into so much. God make this woman just for us. I have a serious love for pussy; licking it, sucking it, eating it, making it flood with the liquid evidence I've done a good job. I've been eating pussy for three years, and I have never tasted one like our girls. It's sweet as hell but with just the right bit of tangy, musky saltiness. I could so forget to eat food if I could just eat Mercy's sweet little cunny every day. I licked her from below her snug opening and up to and around her already swollen clit. Puck swallowed her cry of pleasure into her kiss.

I licked and sucked slowly inserting my fingers one at a time. She was so very tight, just the feel of her on my fingers was making me crazy. I found the small, slightly rough patch that indicated her G-spot. I curled my finger up, rubbing it even as I sucked the main part of the pleasure bundle of nerves. I looked up from my post and watched as Puck leaned down over Mercy's prostrate form and started licking and nipping and sucking her beautiful sensitive nipples.

"Shit…Good. So, God, good. Guys, please." She moaned. She writhed beneath our mouths. Sucking her clit hard, I flicked my tongue over it twice and she convulsed. "Yeah," she whined. "Fuck…god yeah." Her cries broke over us. Her pleasure was all-inclusive, every part of her shook with it. I used my thumb in her clit, simultaneously pumping two fingers in and out of her swelling tunnel, prolonging her pleasure when Puck leaned up, his cock at least as hard as my own. He grabbed a box and tore it open tossing a strip onto the bed. He soon had his cock covered and was on his back on the bed.

I looked up from pressing kissed on Mercy's soft, cushiony belly. "Look at Puck, Baby, he'd just waiting on you to lower your sweet, tight, little pussy onto his cock." I groaned. "Fuck Darlin', I want to watch you ride him. So fucking beautiful."

Mercy groaned. "I don't know where to look. Looking down at you between my legs, your perfect face covered in my pussy juice, is just as hot as looking at Puck laying there his cock just begging to be fucked." I love when she gets to the point of arousal that she no longer feels any self-consciousness about her words. And her words were so damn hot.

"Look where ever the hell you want…but one of you needs to get over here and fuck me." Puck groused.

I helped Mercy to her feet. She kissed me quickly, deeply before scrambling back onto the bed. I sat back on the bed, leaning against the pillows next to Puck. I watched as she slowly lowered herself onto him. Before her tight, scalding wetness was even halfway down his tower of flesh, Puck patience wore off. He grabbed her hips pulling her down even as he thrust up. "Oh shit." She moaned. The babbled, gasping litany of our names rumbled from her lips signaling that she was cumming again, cumming hard. Puck's hands were clenched so tightly on her hips that despite her dark complexion, she would surely have bruises.

"I fucking swear, you feel better every fucking time." Puck groaned. When Mercedes started to move, slowly pulling her body up and then dropping down quickly, Puck damn near screamed. Every downward stroke was accompanied by a rolling grind of her pelvis adding both extra stimulation to her clit and stirring him within her stimulating his head and shaft with her tight rippling walls. "Damn Babygirl fuck." He moaned deeply.

I leaned over and drew him into a kiss. Almost laughing into his mouth when I heard Mercy cry out that she was cumming again. That's exactly why I kissed him at that moment. Well other than the fact that kissing him is fucking awesome…but I knew it would push her over the edge, and help him to pull back. Puck broke the kiss and used my hair to turn my head to the side. When, exactly, he released his death grip from our girl's hips and transferred it to my hair I have no idea, I was too lost in his kiss. "I'm not gonna last too much monger. She feels soooo fucking good."

I slipped on one of the condoms from the strip on the bed, and snapped on a latex glove. Mercy gave me a smile. "Hurry Sam. God. Wanna feel you both fucking me…Hurry." She said breathlessly, beggingly.

"Lean forward and let Puck suck your beautiful breasts." I commanded. When she did as I bade, I moved behind her. I used the Analease and my fingers to massage open the tight ring of muscles that is her back door. When she could take three comfortably, I pulled them out and added KY to the outside of the already lubed condom. I teased her a bit. Pushing forward just enough to start to open her and then retreating.

"Sam, get that big fucking dick into my fucking ass right now. Stop fucking teasing." she whined sexily. Her need was great, I know that…but she would still have to pay for her impertinence. I thought to myself with a chuckle. Especially since I wasn't alone in the teasing. Puck was using a flat tongue to rasp her nipples rather than give her the suction that would send over the edge.

"Hell no Sam. Keep teasing her. Make her fucking beg for it. Make her as fucking crazy for it as I am." Puck groaned.

Mercy must not have trust me not to be swayed by Puck's argument, because she took matters into her own hand. She reached around and found my shaft. She somehow pushed back, without dislodging Puck so she was tighter than anything I could think of. We were both sheathed almost fully insider her with only a thin membrane of flesh separating us. "Fuck, God Sugar, Heaven you feel better than heaven." I whispered. The feeling was too intense to ruin with loud sounds.

She started to move, inside, not her whole body. Just her rectum and from the sound of Puck, her pussy. I lost all control. "Fuck, shit!" she moaned as I grabbed her hips and snapped forward, fucking that last inch and a half into her tight little ass. "God, Sam…Harder. Please fuck me harder, Puck. Shit."

I looked at Puck over her shoulder, I pressed forward, trapping her lush curves between us. Leaning into his ear I whispered. "She needs some serious suckage. I want her tits to still feel your mouth tomorrow morning."

"Hell yeah." He moaned. I leaned Mercy and I up and he grabbed her breasts and smooched them together until he could lick and suck both of her sensitive nipples at once. I came up into a squat that allowed me to powerfuck her ass.

I fucked her hard, but built my speed slowly. "S'this what you want Baby?" I asked breathlessly. I was ruthlessly suppressing my desire to cum.

"God yes. Hurts so damn good." She all but screamed.

"Fuck Baby. Love fucking your big ole sexy ass. Feels so damn good. Are you ours? Baby, whose ass is this?" I ground out past the ever rising need to erupt.

"God Sam…Hell yeah I'm yours. You and Puck. Fuck me." She shouted, "Almost cumming," she whined. "Damn, so close. Please more."

"What Baby, you want us to fuck you harder? Suck your tits harder. Fuck you til you explode into a million pieces." I taunted.

"Yes!" She whined. She tried moving her hips just enough to give her clit some different friction. It was pressed into the mound at the base of Puck's cock, but I was holding her at just the right angle to stimulate Puck and I without giving her that last bit of umph to topple into her bliss.

I wouldn't release my grip on her hips. "Then tell me who you are. Tell me right now, and I'll let you cum."

"God Sam, quit playin" she groaned. But she answered anyway. She babbled. "I'm yours, and Pucks, I'm Baby and Babygirl. I'm your Sugar, your Darlin'. I'm Puck's Sexy Chocolate Mama. I'm Mercy, I'm Cedes. I'm, god help me, I'm yours , ya'lls. Your whore-fuck- your pussy, your ass, your mouth, your freak, your slut!" She screamed. I pumped erratically losing all rhythm as she clamped down on us. I came so hard stars exploded across my vision despite my eyes still being open. My mouth opened on a roar that actually shook the pictures on the wall. Puck's roar of completion joined mine.

We collapsed in a heap of bodies. None of us could move. Mercy's aftershocks rippled through her body and made Puck and I stay locked in the intensity of our orgasms until our whole bodies quaked. Eventually we broke apart. I think of it as breaking because it felt like in that moment of disconnect, we were going from being one being whole and strong and breaking back down into our separate part.

I'm not sure why did what I did next. But before I could complete the thought, I had pulled off the condom, moved up to Puck's face and rubbed the cummy head of my semi hard cock against his lower lip. A part of me was surprised when he leaned forward and sucked me into his mouth. "Holy Fuck." I ehard Mercy moan. Puck is such a bad influence on her, I thought. I turned and saw that she was peeling the condom off Puck. Our eyes met as she swirled her tongue around his cock, cleaning his cum off.

When Puck and I were fully hard again, I pulled back from his mouth-dropping a kiss there before moving back behind Mercy. I didn't bother with a condom this once as I buried myself back in her ass. I leaned forward. She had tilted her head to the side and as licking his balls, and even as I slowly fucked her poor little abused asshole, I took the head of Puck's cock between my, admittedly, big lips.

"Shit, Sam…fuckin' suck me. Fuck!" he moaned. I fucked them both; one with my mouth, one with my cock; until I made sure that they had cum. Puck's discharge this time barely there at all. just enough to remind me how much I love licking his cum from Mercy's skin. Mercy's orgasm was just as intense as the ones she'd had with Puck alone. I stayed buried in her ass, slowly rocking back and forth. My right hand holding her hip and my left wrapped around her with two fingers buried in her tight little cunny, the heel of my hand pressing, massaging the hard little button of her clit.

She reached under us and slid her hand back over mine and further to grab my swinging balls. Her hand, wet with our saliva and a tiny bit of Puck's cum that had drizzled out when I moved my mouth, and her own tangy sweet juices off my hand, it drove me over the edge. "Oh Sugar damn, Puck. So good." I breathed as came again.

Puck kindly grabbed me a rag and cleaned me up. I had barely gotten my breath back, Mercy cuddled between Puck and me, our hands floating and skimming over her body, when the baby monitor came to life. "Um guys…movie's over and we've played Uno twice. It's like quarter of sic. Just thought you should know. "Stevie said his voice a contradiction of smugness and embarrassment.

We all looked at each other and laughed. Time always flies when we're together.

Puck Point of View

Cedes scrambled to her feet and unsteadily headed to the bathroom. "Puck, call your mom and just tell her to come on here for dinner. No point in her going home to cook for just one since you and Sarah are probably gonna eat here." She tossed over her shoulder. "Sam, can you and Puck clean up in your bathroom. And then run to the grocery store and grab some salmon…at least 4 pounds…maybe five or six since it's all nine of us. I'll get the kids to help me start dinner."

Sam and I dragged ourselves out of her comfy bed and gathered out clothes. A quick peek in the hall and we shot across. While Sam started the shower, I called my mom and relayed Cedes message.

"Good. Thank her for me…cause I did not feel like cooking." Mom joked. "You growing up and finally getting a decent girlfriend is working out better than I'd ever dreamed. Though I do kind of like the Lopez girl…she just reminds me too much of my mother. Are you happy kiddo?"

"Yeah Mom happier than I will probably ever deserve to be." I said honestly. "Gotta run Ma. Cedes wants us to run and get an ingredient she needs for dinner." I signed off before hopping into the shower and startling Sam. I planted one on him. I cannot believe we just fucking sucked each other's dicks man. Fuck." I laughed.

"It was way surreal." He chuckled before pressing me against the shower wall and kissing me stupid. "You know I'm kinda glad Mercy wants to watch us fuck. I'm gonna enjoy fucking your ass Puck." He drawled. He latched onto the side of my neck. When he was satisfied, he pulled back leaving me half hard again and marked from his mouth. "Come on, we'd better go and get Mercy's fish." He said climbing from the shower.

I got clean and headed back into Sam's new room. He was half dressed, and had a fully dressed Mercedes pressed to the door. She'd probably been bringing him the money for the fish when he decided that she needed a mark to match mine. When he accomplished his task, he leaned up and looked at her. "Ya know," he said his accent thick and heavy. "Puck and I we just got off of you and damned if I ain't ready to be back inside you again already."

She moaned as she humped forward. "God I wish we could, but we have less than forty-five minutes before the 'rents are home expecting dinner."

"You're right." He sighed. "You're right." He turned to me and reached down to grab his shirt off the bed. "Come on Puck lets go get Sexy Mama's fish."

I laughed. "Stop stealing my schtick. Come on…and remind me to bring a few changes of clothes to keep over here."

Dinner was great. Mercedes came up with thus roasted garlic rice thing and some, so good I will never again refuse to eat my spinach ever again, spiniach. Plus the Salmon which she seared and then roasted in the oven with garlic, dill, rosemary, and some other stuff she told me that I immediately forgot. The parents were full and happy. The kiddies were full and happy. After dinner we played Monopoly until Stevie started yawning. It was actually a lot of fun.

I went home with Mom and Sarah, after kissing both Cedes and Sam good night. None of the parents looked surprised, or phased in the slightest. Though Stevie was. "You two are so gay for each other." He began to laugh. "Dude. Sam…I'm so gonna call you Samantha for like the next-forever!"

We all laughed at that. I squatted down in front of, hell I guess, my new little brother and ruffled his hair. "Guess what kid? Sometimes I already do."

Sarah gave both of us weird looks. "Dude…Sam is so obviously the guy. We should be calling you Nivea instead of Noah."

Sam turned and picked her up. he swung her around, kissing her on both cheeks. "You are the coolest little sister-in-law ever in the history of the world. I've been racking my brain to come up with a good one, and Naomi just didn't fit."

Well fell out laughing then and Mom, Sarah and I left pretty soon after that. Though, of course, I got some more kisses before we headed out.

The next morning I rolled out of bed, grabbed a quick shower and got dressed. When I headed down to grab some cereal, I was shocked to find my mom had laid me out a couple of bagels and schmear. I grabbed them and a cup of coffee. Thankfully mom always takes Sarah to school. The kid likes to get there early to hang out with her first grade teacher. Mrs. Starke, she's cool people. She has a boatload of educational games that people actually like to play. Finn and I had her in second grade and I bet you if we popped up today she would give us a cookie and ask us if we wanted to play scrabble.

Soon as I got to school, I noticed Sam and Cedes waiting on me leaning against her Tahoe. I must be slipping. I'm used to getting here first. I walked over and laid a good morning mack on her before dragging Sam into my arms for one as well. We made our way into the school to find Santana waiting on Chocolate Mama at her locker. "You ready for this?" I teased.

"You ready for Sam?" she retorted.

"Ain nothing but a thang." I laughed. "We can do that shit today after school." I said pressing my erection into her hip. I don't know which one got me hotter the thought of her and Brittana, or me and Sam. "You're gonna have to suck us both off first, Babygirl, or you won't be getting much of a show."

Sam let out a low moan. "Yeah and Mercy…I'm gonna need your help loosening up Puck's tight little ass."

Now Sexy Mama and I were the ones moaning. By the time we got to Santana, I was trying to figure out how to convince these two goody-two-shoes I was in love with to skip out after glee. "All right Wheezy, you check this shit out. Friday night, sleep over at my house. And Saturday night you three are gonna help me host an end of the year party like we're rock stars. Your attendance is mandatory Friday night…and bring Boytoy and Trouty cause me and Britts we're gonna be alls up in that hot chocolate." Santana said without preamble.

"And what if I don't want you and Britts all up in my hot chocolate?" Cedes said with a raised eyebrow.

Santana just shrugged and gave Cedes a smug smile. "Oh you're in…you might be playin' all hard to get and shit, but you and your lady pillows are so down for some lady kisses." She crowed.

Mercedes gave Sam and I looks of disbelief. I didn't say anything, but I would have made the same conclusion as San, in her place. "What the hell are you talking about, J-Ho? What makes you think I'm in?"

"Because you said 'what if I don't', not 'hell to the no'. So you and those chocolate chestcicles are mine and Britts for the night Friday!" San laughed.

"Damn Mind reading Satan." Sexy Mama groaned leaning on Sam and grabbing my hand. "Lord, give me strength."

"Oh you're gonna need it." Santana laughed lecherously.

I was gonna post them all together, but I had to give this one one up as a thank you to Isis A. Tomoe for her WONDERFUL drabbles.

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