House vs. NASCAR
The flames of the metal pyre
Lit up the sky of the night
Thankfully no one was hurt
Everyone escaped alright
With skill and quick action
The fire they were able to douse
Wait…I shouldn't be watching this
WHERE THE HELL IS HOUSE?
I understand NASCAR is popular
I won't debate that with its fans
They are a mighty force to reckon with
Sitting with piles of empty beer cans
Turning to the left, to the left, to the left
Is inane and pointless in my sight
Can someone please explain the reason
One race couldn't run to the right?
On to more important matters
There's one fact you should know
Despite all my better efforts
I didn't get to see the show!
Help to find it posted online
Came at me from all sides
By the time I checked them out
Fox forced the episode to hide
The problem now, is the spoilers
I have been foolish enough to read
They are insightful, delightful, enticing
And have increased my House-fix need
I guess I'm forced to sit and wait
Let all these images drive me insane
I just can't wait to see this episode
Especially House's birthmarked…uh…cane :D