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So we've finished the movie… –sadness-

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Alex, Hazel, Nick, Joe and Kevin were woken at the crack of dawn to witness the supposed hanging of Jack and Katy

There they stood, after not a single wink of sleep, Alex and Hazel once again in awful corseted dresses, fanning themselves under the sweltering sun. They were however glad to get a bit of pampering after the previous few rough days spent at sea and in and out of caves. The Jonas Brothers had been kitted out in strange period men's clothes, complete with feathered hats. They pulled of the look so much better than the Whelp. And thankfully, they weren't wearing wigs.

Katy and Jack were standing looking rather depressed beside their nooses, hands bond. The drums started playing and a man began reading out Jack's rather long list of crimes in a droning voice. He was also holding Katy's list – hers was a lot shorter.

Will stumbled out of the crowd, went over to where Elizabeth was standing, near Hazel. He put on his signature Labrador expression.

"Governor Swann. Commodore." He acknowledged the two men, then turned to the apple of his eye…

"Elizabeth. I should have told you every day from the moment I met you…"

Elizabeth looked noticeably uncomfortable.

Turnip finished. "I love you."

Nozz and the Gov looked shocked and stared at Elizabeth. She was blank. Will walked away, not sure if he should have done that…

Alex sighed heavily. "He just picked the worst time, I mean who would tell somebody that in front of their FATHER, not to mention the fiancé!"

Hazel smirked. Poor Will. Not the opportune moment at all. She couldn't make fun of him too much though, as she was counting on him to save her friends life…

Speaking of Katy, her death sentence was being proclaimed by a Nozzlington with a really irritating voice.

"Katy Bloom. We have found that you have been accused, tried and convicted for your wilful commission of crimes… a crime against the crown, said crime being the unlawful act of sexual harassment against a man under the protection of the King."

"And yet we also are hanging said man. This is so ludicrous." hissed Alex.

"For this crime, you are to be on this day, hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul."

The nooses were being put round both their neck's. Alex and Hazel started freaking out, and prayed Will had two swords. A drum roll began.

Hazel decided to tell Alex one final piece of advice.

"When in doubt, FAINT!" she whispered.

The JB also looked very worried. They clutched each other in anticipation… whilst Nick produced a sword and ran forwards with Will.

"What's he doing?"

"Nick!"

"What do you think you're doing?"

Joe and Kevin shook their heads.

"Little brothers…" Joe muttered.

Nozz noticed what Will and Nick were doing and was about to yell orders to stop them, but Elizabeth handily faked a faint.

"I can't breathe…" she uttered and fell backwards, distracting him.

Alex and Hazel exchanged glances knowingly.

"Neither can I!"

"Ooh… the heat!"

And so they both fell backwards, enjoying the fuss they were getting off Joe and Kevin (who were genuinely concerned), but most importantly, more of Norrie's boyfriends, therefore interrupting the whole 'What the bloody heck are Turnip and that boy doing, let's stop them' extravaganza.

Suddenly the trapdoors opened. Alex and Hazel sat up, stared and gasped. Thankfully, at just the right time, Will had just about managed to throw and imbed his sword through the wood for Jack to stand on, and Nick did the same for Katy, although it was effortless, what with those mighty biceps of his.

With Jack and Katy… kind of hanging there, Will and Nick went up to fight with the scary hangman guy. Where Nick learnt sword fighting is a mystery.

Finally they were cut lose. Will and Jack ran to try to fight all the Nozzlingtons with a piece of rope, stupidly. Nick found Katy.

"I told you I wouldn't let that happen."

Katy was overcome with emotion and a bit breathless. After a awkward pause she hugged him and uttered a rushed "Thank you."

Meanwhile, Jack and Will had failed their escape attempt and found themselves completely surrounded by red suited men holding guns with pointy things, even after showing off all their 'mad skillz' with a rope. Pointless.

Nozzie was smug as he pushed his way through his boyfriends. "I thought we'd have to endure some manner of ill conceived escape attempt."

Hazel (who had followed them) rolled her eyes. "Why does he always talk like a prat?"

"Maybe it makes him feel important?" Katy suggested, coming up behind them with Nick.

"Katy!" everyone yelled (Well everyone who cared at any rate, meaning Hazel, Alex, Joe and Kevin). Cue cheesy group hug…again.

"Nicely done, Dude," said Joe to Nick giving him a slap on the back.

"Yeah well…" said Nick looking cutely awkward.

Unfortunately, all this talk reminded the Nozzer Gang that Katy and Nick were in on this too and the too were forced into the circle.

"Well, isn't this just fantastic," Katy complained. "Thanks a lot Will!"

"B-but… I just saved your life!" stuttered Will.

"No, Nick did," Katy corrected him. "You didn't even know he was following you. As far as you were concerned it was alright as long as Jack was saved. You didn't care about me! 'Cause you hate me, is that it? IS THAT IT?"

"Well, I…" said Will. "You always call me names and…"

"Now isn't the correct time for your foolish squabble!" interrupted Nozzy, still using prat speak.

The governor came forward and spoke to Nick and Will.

"On our return to Port Royal," he said looking rather hurt. "I granted you clemency, and this is how you thank me?"

Will looked like a school boy being told off by his headmaster.

"By throwing in your lot with THEM?" the Gov Gov continued. "He's a pirate, and she's a sexual harasser who, I have strong suspicions of that she must be engaging in piracy too."

"And a good man!" said Will defiantly.

"And a cute girl…" Kevin added in.

"Aw, thanks Kevin!" Katy gushed.

"Stay out of this, young man!" said Norrington.

"Fine," said Kevin sulkily. "Just sticking up for a friend…"

Will continued.

"If all we've achieved here is that the hangman will earn four pairs of boats rather than two-"

"Hey, wait a sec," interrupted Nick. "I don't wanna be hung! I thought the plan was we'd rescue Jack and Katy and get out of here!"

"Look around you boy," said Jack sceptically. "That plan didn't work too well, now did it?"

"At least my conscience will be clear!" Will finished, dramatically.

"Mine won't be!" Katy protested.

"You forget your places, Turner…and boy!" said Nozz threateningly.

"Oh give it up Nozz!" said Alex. "You couldn't scare the skin of a custard!"

"What the heck does that mean?!" asked Joe confusedly.

"Yeah," asked Hazel. "What in the world DOES that mean?"

"Our place is right here," said Will. "Between you and Katy and Jack."

Will and Nozz eyed each other up for a while until Elizabeth butted in. "As is mine!" she said as dramatically as Will and went to stand next to him.

"And ours!" said Joe, stepping forward, followed by Kevin.

"And ours," said Hazel stepping into the circle too.

Alex stayed where she was. Everyone looked at her. "Oh, okay!" she said impatiently and went to stand next to Hazel.

Kevin looked around. "So should we link arms or something?"

"Elizabeth? Hazel? Alexandra?" said the Governor imploringly.

Alex rolled her eyes at the use of her whole name.

"Only my parents call me that…" she hissed.

"Lower your weapons…" The Governor sighed. "For goodness sake put them down!"

The Nozzlingtons did as they were told.

Norrington looked at Elizabeth with puppy dog eyes. He was obviously upset.

"So this is where your heart truly lies then…" he asked her.

He looked so sad Katy's heart went out to him.

"Awwww," she cried. "Let me hug him! Just once. Please?"

"No Katy, that would be weird." Hazel said to her.

Katy resisted the temptation, but she still wanted to.

Elizabeth nodded.

"It is…" she said slowly.

Norrington sighed and lowered his eyes. It was then that Katy noticed Cotton's parrot.

"Hey Jack…" she said nudging him. "Look."

Jack looked and saw the parrot fly away towards the ocean.

"Well," he announced loudly sauntering out from behind Will, Elizabeth, Hazel, Alex, Joe, Nick and Kevin. "I've actually got a very good feeling about this."

He ran over to the Governor.

"I think we've all gotten to a very good place in our lives, eh?" The Governor looked disgusted at this pirate being so close to him, actually BREATHING on him.

"Spiritually," Jack continued. "Ecumenically, Grammatically…"

"And from here on," added Katy. "You shall be known as 'The Groovenor' cause you're awesome."

"That is such an awesome name!" said Joe. "I'm gonna call you that too."

Jack meanwhile had made his way over to Nozz.

"I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that…" He said quietly as he began to back away.

"For what it's worth," added in Katy. "So was I. Turnip's a bit… well…you know." She too began back away. Suddenly she lunged forward and gave him a hug. One of those hugs where you're grabbed around the waist with your arms pinned to your sides and you can't move till the other person lets go. Norrie looked very uncomfortable.

Jack had moved towards the wall.

"Elizabeth," she turned to him. "It would never have worked between us, Darling. I'm sorry."

He moved on to Alex.

"Alex," she looked at him. "Quite frankly, you scare the living daylights out of me. Very few people have managed to do that to me. Well done."

Alex looked very proud of herself.

To Will and the Jonas Brothers.

"Will, Nick, Joe…um…other one…"

Kevin sighed.

"Nice Hats."

Hazel.

"Hope I see you around, sweetheart."

Hazel smiled. Oh, he'd be seeing her alright.

And finally to Katy.

"You coming or what?"

"Am I?" Katy asked incredulously.

This alerted the Nozzlingtons to Jack's plan and they rushed forward as Jack stepped up to the wall.

"Men!" he yelled. "This is the day that you will always remember as the day you almost-"

This little speech was cut short as Jack fell over the wall into the sea.

Katy then stepped up to the wall.

"Well, I guess there's nothing for me to add to that, except maybe…"

She stood up on the wall and gave everyone her best Flirty Look and then cannon-balled into the sea.

Every man aged 25 or under all thought the same phrase

Wow she's hot! Or whatever the 17th century equivalent is. Alex noticed these dazed looks on the Jonas Brothers faces and quickly slapped Joe and Kevin round the head.

"Guys snap out of it!" she shouted at them as they rubbed their heads, and then to Hazel. "That look is LETHAL!"

"I know!" agreed Hazel. "We should warn her not to use it except in extreme circumstances…"

Most of the Nozzers seemed to have snapped out of their trance and rushed towards the wall just in time to see Katy hit the water where Jack had already fallen.

"Idiots," scoffed Gillette. "They've nowhere to go but back to the noose!"

"Hey!" said Joe angrily. "Who are you to judge, pal? You're the one wearing the ice-cream on his head, and you call our friend an idiot? Well, I'm certainly not gonna stick around this Dairy Queen!"

And with that he removed his cape-type-thing and hat and dived into the sea, shortly followed by Nick and Kevin who had also removed their capes and hats.

"Well…" said Alex. "It's been nice knowing you all."

"Hazel? Alex?" asked the Governor surprised. "Surely you can't…?"

"Sorry Groovener, but we don't want to live in a Dairy Queen either. Laters!" said Hazel.

And with that both she and Alex jumped over the wall.

The water was quite cold on first impact, making the girls gasp.

They ignored the ice creams shouting for them to return and swam after Jack, towards Black Pearl, which was slowly emerging from behind a huge cliff.

When they finally arrived, Jack was yelling something up to Gibbs from the water.

"THROW A ROPE!"

"What do you mean, throw a rope? What's wrong with the ladder?"

Katy sighed. "It'll look cooler!"

Gibbs was even more baffled, but eventually, a rope was thrown out. Jack took it and sort of flew (like the Sparrow he is) onboard. Everyone else just waited in the water until they realized they weren't getting ropes, so they just climbed up the simple boring ladder.

When they all got onboard the Pearl Jack looked around at them astounded.

"What are you all doing here?" he asked them.

"Are you kidding?" asked Hazel. "Give me the life of a pirate over the life of a governor's niece any day!"

"Or the life of a blacksmith," added Kevin shaking his hair.

Nick had gone over to Katy.

"So you decided to join us then?" she smiled.

"Yeah," he replied. "Well Joe kinda decided for us…"

"But you would've come anyway, though…wouldn't you?" she asked.

"Yeah, definitely." He smiled.

Hazel, Alex, Joe and Kevin were watching them from the other side of the boat.

"Do you think it's going well?" Kevin asked Alex and Joe.

"Hard to say…" said Alex.

"Yeah," agreed Joe. "They're just kinda talking…"

"Well they can do what they want…" said Hazel. "I wanna go get changed. I'm so sick of corseted dresses!"

"Nick…" said Katy enquiringly. "You know that time back in prison…"

"Yeah…" he answered.

"What do you think might've happened if we…hadn't been interrupted?" she glared straight at Alex and Joe.

"No prizes for guessing what they're talking about…" muttered Joe to Alex. They gave an awkward wave.

"Well…" Nick turned back to the fuming Katy. "I'm not sure… but I think it might've gone a bit like this…"

Hazel's mouth dropped open.

"Oh…my…golly…gosh…" said Alex stunned.

"I'm going to make an educated guess and say," Kevin exclaimed "I think it's going really well!"

Hazel turned to Alex. "OH, MY, GOSH! KATY. NICK. OUR. FRIEND. KISSING. A. JONAS. BROTHER!!"

"I KNOW, I KNOW!"

The both started to scream. A loud Fangirl-ish scream that was 20 percent amazement, 75 percent happiness for their friend, 2 percent jealousy (The reason it is 2 is because it was Nick and not Joe but still), and 3 percent just for the heck of screaming as they hadn't had a good long scream for a while.

All this screaming brought Jack and various members of the crew running.

Jack got their first and saw what all the commotion was about.

"He takes his time, doesn't he?" Jack asked sceptically.

"Oh shut up Jack!" said Alex. "We all know it's because you're jealous."

"Jealous of Nick or jealous of Katy?" he asked. "Cause I can assure you it's not of Katy…"

Hazel giggled and seemed to be the only one understanding his joke…

"No," said Alex. "I mean of the whole happy relationship thing."

"Oh…" said Jack slowly. "Mmmmm…" He frowned.

"Alex, that was so uncalled for!" Hazel hissed. "Don't be so mean!"

Long pause while the girls stared at each other.

"And that, Gentlemen, is our cue to exit," said Alex chirpily, pushing Kevin and Joe towards the cabins.

Hazel went to follow.

"No, no Hazel. You stay…" said Alex deviously.

Jack looked up hopefully.

Hazel scowled at Alex. "I'm gonna kill you…"

"Have fun…" Alex smiled as she walked towards her cabin.

"Well," said Katy slowly when Nick broke away. "That was… unexpected…"

"Really?" asked Nick. "I've been expecting it from the time you grabbed me around the legs that time on the island. I haven't stopped thinking about you…"

"Really?" she asked amazed. "I thought you were embarrassed about that..."

"I was, but in a good way," he laughed. "Well, see you later…"

He walked off towards his cabin.

Katy felt the sudden erge to swoonj (Swoon over Nick Jonas, like if you where to swoon over Zac Efron, not that you would, you would 'Swooze' or if you were to swoon over Johnny Depp you would 'Swoojd'. Get the idea? Sorry, Katy likes to ramble unnecessarily…) She looked around for someone to scream to. Hazel was looking like she was deep in thought and she was also on the other side of the ship so that left Alex. Katy sprinted towards their cabin and started swooning over Nick to her friend.

Meanwhile, Jack was being all happy now that he had his hat on and the ship's wheel in hand. He glanced over to Hazel who was watching him admiringly from a distance.

He smiled. "Where are we sailing to, love?"

Hazel got up and leaned against the wheel beside him and looked out on the open sea.

"Hmmmmm… bring me that horizon," she whispered.

"Just what I was thinking…" Jack nodded. "How's the list coming?"

"What list?"

"That list of your problems. Or something to that effect."

She laughed lightly at the memory of the night on the island. "Well, I've got something more substantial than sand to sleep on. And all my friends are with me, for once. So I think I'll live."

"What about your home?"

"What about it?" she retorted defensively.

Jack studied her. "You still miss it."

"Oh, stop being my therapist, will you? I'm fine."

"We can sail there… Ireland is it?"

Hazel sniffed. "I highly doubt that even you could sail to the future…" she murmured quietly.

"Come again?"

"I said: go find treasure or something instead."

"No you didn't."

"You're quite right, but what's wrong with treasure?"

"Not all treasure is silver and gold…" He put a hand around her waist. "I want to make you happy," he whispered under his breath.

It felt strange yet wonderful, but Hazel tried to ignore it and remain calm. She took a deep breath. "Well Jack, do what you do. Open your compass. Sail to wherever it points."

"How do you know…?"

"I just know." She flashed him a devilish smile.

He smiled back and obediently took out the compass. Hazel felt the urge to rest her head on his shoulder, just… because. They stayed like this for a few moments, watching the open sea, until Jack suddenly broke away from her.

"What?"

Jack was staring in disbelief at the compass. He walked up to the other end of the deck and checked it, and again looked shocked. He started walking around the whole ship, the entire time watching that compass.

Hazel was totally confused at this behaviour.

"You know where this points, right?" He asked her, still in a daze.

"The thing you want most," Hazel nodded.

"It's a bit useless for sailing with now, darling."

"Why?"

He walked towards her, and gazed into her eyes. She was uncomfortable under his stare. He finally broke the silence.

"It's pointing…"

Jack couldn't finish and winced. He needed to get the words out, and so prepared to say the hardest thing he'd ever have to say…

"It's pointing… to you."

Hazel's expression was a mixture of amazement and pure happiness.

He came yet closer towards her and drew a hand to her cheek and began to slowly and gently caress her jaw line, smiling vaguely.

Hazel. Nearly. Died.

She wrapped her arms around him, lost in his chocolate eyes and…

"WHAT THE BLOODY HECK IS GOING ON? IT'S GETTING REALLY DARK!! EVERYTHING'S DISAPPEARING!" Katy yelled, coming out of nowhere.

Jack and Hazel flinched away from each other, looking sheepish. They gaped at the shrieking teenager.

Hazel wanted to kill Katy. Jack also had wrath in his eyes. Interrupted by that?

He shrugged and turned back to Hazel, so desperately wanting to finish what he started.

Unfortunately the moment was gone. Hazel ran down the steps and was just about to smack Katy round the head for cutting short what should have been the best moment in her life, when she too noticed everything was eerily dark. She looked up. There wasn't a cloud in the sky. Hmmm that's weird she thought… and then why am I thinking about the weather at a time like this?

Alex and the JoBros came out of their cabins with confused looks on their faces.

"Hey, there's something seriously wrong with the lights in our cabin…" said Kevin.

"Yeah, mine too…" Alex agreed. "Everything's getting darker…" She squinted around.

A look of horrible realisation spread across Katy's face.

"Uh-oh…" she said.

"What?" asked Nick.

"Are you all fading?" Jack asked in astonishment, stumbling down the stairs. "Or am I just very drunk at this moment in time?"

Alex gasped. "Isn't this the end of the movie?"

Identical looks of horror appeared on the teenager's faces.

Hazel could barely make any of the ships detail out anymore. She looked at Jack, and to her dismay, he was also fading fast.

"Watch out!" Katy shouted as everything vanished. "Here come the credits!"

So is THAT it? Did our teenagers get lost in a forth dimension, stuck between two worlds, forever living in the credits of Pirates of the Caribbean, until they knew every single one of the names off by heart?

You shall find out soon…