Not Mine, Never Mine, Usual Disclaimers.
For seacat03 who wanted me to set Scotty on the ensign from chapter 27 (Uhura VI).
He watched Uhura walk away and muttered 'Bitch' under his breath as he watched her go, oblivious to the security cam watching him, unaware of the man who watched him. He had long ago realised that women who were rumoured to be involved with men, were far easier to get into bed, they were desperate to dispel the rumours about them. The ones who turned him down were nearly always sleeping with the guy they were rumoured to be with. He wondered which one Uhura was with, if she was sleeping with the both of them behind their backs, or if they were into group sex. Shrugging off the rejection, he decided to hit the gym and work it off, unseen eyes watching his progress from camera to camera. After the gym, he headed back to his quarters for a shower, flinging his towel across the bed as he walked in. Entering the shower cubical, he let the door slide shut after him, before realising that his towel was still flung across the bed. He pushed the shower cubical door, and frowned when it didn't open, as if it had automatically locked itself when it shut. He cursed as the water ran freezing cold, the let out a howl as it turned scolding hot a moment later, and he fiddled uselessly at the controls, the water refusing to shut off.
Elsewhere in The Enterprise Scotty laughed quietly to himself, monitoring the ensign that had harassed Uhura that morning. The water would go from one extreme to the other quickly enough that there would be no injury done to the ensign, other than the shock of course. The door to the shower cubicle would unlock once the water shut off by itself, in an hour, time enough for the ensign to learn his lesson.
A/N: So this is it, the finale, even if it was something that I threw in at the last minute. Um, there is another story that links in with this one, it's about how Sulu cheats at Monopoly and will be posted as of tomorrow, so keep an eye out! And thanks to all of you who read this story and held on to the end. Even bigger thanks if you reviewed at any point. :D
Link to the story on Sulu cheating at Monopoly is: s/10350598/1/Five-Time-Hikaru-Sulu-Cheated-at-Monopoly
Link to assorted one-shots in this mini series: s/10640639/1/Puppy-Tails