[Leopold "Butters" Stotch. Lunch break. Lockers]
Closing the locker he let out a sigh of relief. With his books now away he could go get something to eat. Turning on his heels he walked down the halls and towards the canteen.
As he walked he began to think of how angry Eric had been in class this morning. Butters had long ago learnt that saying sorry to the tormentor never worked, not even on a good day. And even when Eric said he accepted it he always had other motives, in fact Butters always became fearful when Cartman did accept a sorry.
His thoughts of Eric lead him back to last nights events. He had really made Bebe angry. She had spent an hour after leaving Wendy's house ranting to him about how Eric was likely to break her best friends heart. Butters had then pointed out (softely)that Wendy was smart enough to handle Cartman in a relationship. Bebe had then calmed down and agreed with him. While Butters knew Bebe hated Eric's guts (and Eric hated her even more) she respected her best friend's decisions and so supported Wendy in her relationship with Eric.
But the biggest problem in Butters's opinion was not what Bebe thought of it, or if Wendy could handle it. It was what the heck was going on in Eric Cartman's mind. Eric couldn't feel things like romance or warmth. In fact Eric had once told him that "Hate keeps me warm at night". How could someone like that want to be a couple with someone they hated? it made no sense, at least it didn't to Butters.
As he walked he caught the eye of Sally Darson who was walking in the opposite direction.
"Hay lover boy" She said teasingly.
"What?" He asked raising an eyebrow.
She didn't respond and walked past him. Butters shrugged it off.
"All the boys are jealous of you bondie" Said another voice.
Butters turned his head to see Jessie smiling knowingly at him. Butters just blinked, what was she taking about?
"Huh?" He grunted out loud.
Again he didn't get a response and Jessie walked away. As he contiuned his way he came across Jimmy.
"Hay Jimmy" He called out.
Jimmy turned and grinned at him.
"m-m-m-man are you a-a-a lucky b-bastard" he replied.
Butters stopped and faced him.
"I am? what the sam heck is going on? why am I lucky?"
"Butters! dude am I proud of you" Token called, appearing out of nowhere.
Craig was with him. Both grinning at him. Token put his arm around him and drew him close.
"Words cannot express just how proud of you we are, you pulled it big time"
"Ok, whats everyone talkimg about?" Butters asked, completely out of the loop.
"Clyde got completly out of his mind last night, in fact he was so drunk he began to spill some secrets" Craig Explined.
Butters eyes widened, he knew what that meant.
"Oh no" He muttered.
"Afried so, eveyone who isn't deaf now knows about you and BB"
Butters was silent for a moment, then he shouted something he rarley said
"GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!"
[Eric Cartman. Lunch break. same time]
Cartman felt wave after wave of laughter overcome him as Bebe stood infront of him, a look of overwhelming hatred on her face.
"I'm going to kill you" She whispered, clenching her fist.
Wendy was standing next to her, looking around uncertianly.
Cartman had been eating his lunch with Kenny, Kyle and Stan when Bebe had come storming over demanding to know why everyone now knew about her and the faggot. Cartman had been telling everyone since he himself found out although no one believed him. The only other people who had known was Stan and recently Clyde, Cartman assumed it was Clyde that had made everyone start to believe it. As usual he was right.
"It's not my fault Clyde can't keep his mouth shut, he's a lightwight" Cartman chuckled.
"YOUR THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM!" Bebe screamed at him.
The whole canteen turned from what they were doing and stared at the blond.
"Yeah, thanks for telling her that by the way Stan" cartman spat.
Stan, who was still seated at the lunch table, just shook his head.
"Not getting involved dude" He said firmly "But he did tell Clyde" He added quickly to Wendy.
Cartman sighed, Stan would likely never grow a pair. Still, cartman's smirk returned quickly. He was firmly injoying himself.
"Do you have any idea what you've done you ass?" Bebe hissed.
Cartman's smirked turned sadistic.
"Actully I know exactly what I've done my bitchy little whore, now that everyone knows someone like you is going out with a social underclass they will almost certianly rip on him without remorse, this in turn will spark jealousy in many of the boys in our year and bully him non-stop"
Cartman closed his eyes, imagining the suffering that Butters was likely to face.
"It's almost arousing, he'll be the butt of every fucking sex joke in school, and the only why he'll be spared all that is if you ditch him publicly which will utterly destroy him and emotionly scar you" Cartman declared "Either way, I get to rip out his emotions, lets face it, it's whats best for him"
Bebe just stared at him, her face red with anger. Wendy hadn't said a word, she just stared at the ground. Cartman was aware that by crushing her best friends social status purely because of petty rivalry wasn't going to go down with Wendy so well. But the sadist within was simply having too much fun.
"Your..." Bebe started. closing her eyes to calm herself.
"Better then you" Cartman interuppted.
Unable to contain her rage Bebe let out a yell and swung her fist right into Cartman's face. Cartman fell back onto the table holding his nose, he then slipped off the table and landed roughly on the hard floor.
"There, were even fatass, for now" Bebe hissed at him again and left, Wendy following close behind.
Kyle looked down at him, casually eating his chicken.
"How do you like it you fat turd?"
"Fuck you" Cartman growled as he stood and seated himself.
"You totally deserved that" Kenny commented, grinning "and now most of the school just saw you get your ass handed to you by a girl...again"
"Yeah well...your poor"
[15 minutes later]
"This is bullshit! why the hell does the staff here have to be so god damned controling!" Kenny exclaimed.
"Because Victoria hasn't got any since her husband had that stroke" Cartman chuckled, his arms crossed.
The four boys stood in the hallway looking at a poster that Mr Macky had put up about the Senior Costume party. The poster stated quite clearly that students could only drink if they had offical ID. kenny had lost his somewhere in his house a few days ago.
"we'll find away around it dude" Kyle assured him
"Plus we can always buy you a few" Stan pointed out.
Cartman snickered "we'll have to anyway, he's too poor to buy anything more expansive than a buck ten"
"Fuck you" Kenny muttered grinning.
Cartman felt his pocket vibrate and took out his phone. It was a texted from Wendy.
Meet me at the IT lab, your in big trouble fat boy
Cartman smircked and wrought back
Soooooo scared, busy right now
He put his phone away and looked over at his friends.
"So what exactly are we doing tomorrow night?"
"Well I was thinking we meet at mine, get ready there, have a few drinks and then get a ride to the party by my Dad" Stan suggested.
"Sounds good" Kyle said.
"I'm with that" Kenny confurmed.
"Fine by me" Cartman shrugged.
His phone vibrated again, he took it out and read the message.
I mean it, get your ass here now!
Cartman couldn't help but smirck again. He texted back with
Make me
Putting his phone away again he looked down the hall to see a group of boys headed by Token congratulating Butters for his "Score". Cartman felt a wave of hate. Lucky little bastard. Instead of making fun of him everyone was saying how proud of him they were. The goal had backfired. Still, it didn't actully matter. Cartman had only one real goal right now, Revenge against Kyle.
"Hay Wendy" Cartman heard Stan suddnly say.
Eyes widening he turned to find himself looking staright into her pale blue eyes. She looked pissed.
"Eric, your mum wants to talk to you, she's in the records room"
Cartman knew what she was doing.
"Tell her I'm busy" He replied, grinning.
"She's in no mood to wait" Wendy warned through gritted teeth "get your ass over there"
Stan, Kyle and Kenny had stopped what they were doing and watched them. They both needed to be careful.
"Or what? what exactly forces me to the records room?" Cartman asked, challanging her.
"Because she'll kick your ass when nobody's looking! thats what!" Wendy shouted, lossing her cool for a few seconds.
She quickly checked herself. Cartman's eyes flicked to the boys. Stan looked confused while Kenny's face remained stright. Kyle's expression however got Cartman worried. He could see the jew examining the both of them with his eyes...putting a puzzel together. He had to get out of here before Kyle became really suspicious.
"Fine" Cartman exhaled, pretending to be bored "Lead the way"
With that Wendy turned and started down the corridor. Cartman followed, all to aware of Kyle's thoughtful glare.
[Wendy Testaburger. Records room. three minutes later]
As soon as the door closed and the two of them were alone Wendy opened her mouth.
"What the hell? whats with you trying to fuck with Bebe's relationship?" Wendy asked, frowning.
Her boyfriend didn't react to her contempt. He crossed his arms and eye'd her coldly.
"Bitch had it coming, and at any rate its not like I promised to keep it a secret, I fully hate the both of them" Cartman told her, crossing his arms stubornly.
Wendy gritted her teeth and exhaled.
"Cartman, I'm fully aware of how inexperienced you are in the having a girlfriend area, so I'll give you a tip"
Cartman's firey eyes locked onto her, Wendy couldn't tell if the look was hateful or simply irritated . She needed to get into his head.
She step'd forward and stopped a few inchs from his face, showing defiance.
"Trying to socially destroy your girlfriend's best friend is a big no no in a relationship, got it?" She poked him in the chest.
Normally in this situation, Cartman would react aggressivly. Strangly he just stared at her, as if studying her face.
"Whatever argument is between me and that blond whore is purely my business" He argued back.
Wendy shook her head and remaind firm in her expression.
"Nope, wrong, when my boyfriend and best friend are at each others throat it IS my business, so behave" She barked.
Cartman tilted his head. A small grin now on his lips. She suddnly felt like she was being toy'ed with.
"And how are you going to make me behave? I'm sure you've noticed that it's very hard to stop me from doing what I want" He challenged again.
He was testing her. Wendy suddnly realised that unlike her previous relationship, she was not going to be the unquestionablly domaneering one. Their relationship was going to be as much a power struggle as a physical one.
She took a step back and grinned back. "Ok fat boy, lets play" She thought. She was always in full control.
"I'll make it simple for you, if you continue your war path with Bebe, they you'll get non..."
Wendy gestured to her body
"...of this, clear?"
Cartman erupted into a full on laugh, unfolding his arms. Wendy raised her eyebrow at him. She couldn't read if this was good or bed. The laugh wasn't sinister, he appeared to genuinly find this funny. He stopped laughing but kept chuckling.
"Ok, good argument, I'll spare Bebe any futher humiliation for now" He told her, still smiling.
Wendy blinked. Something was off, he was lying, she knew it.
"Honest?" She asked, frowning at him.
"Sure, but in return you are never to question my treatment or use of Butters, deal?"
There was a catch, of course there'd be a catch why didn't she think of that? still, it didn't seem that threating to her or Bebe. But Cartman was a deep planner, he was up to something. She decided not to push him any futher.
"Fine, deal" She confirmed. "God your hard work"
"Hay your the one who had a problem" he shot back.
"Your the one who creats problems" she countered.
"I was fully within my rights" He defended, refusing to admit any wrongdoing.
Wendy closed her eyes and clenched her fists.
"God damn it Eric" She muttered, trying to calm herself.
Cartman chuckled again "Last time you said that was last night, and you moaned it if I recall"
"Oh fuck you" she murrmered, trying with all her might not to smile.
"Yes you did" He said with amusment.
She felt her cheeks became hot. She was unable to hide her smile.
"Shut up" She whispered.
"Make me ho" Was all he said.
She looked up at him. He was so infuratingly cocky. But she couldn't but find him very attractive at that moment.
"God you are the biggest dick in the world" She exhaled.
"Probebly not in the world, but it's the biggest in South Park" He shrugged, turning her insult on it's head.
Wendy let out a small giggle. A part of her felt outraged that he was able to charm her so quickly after an argument. Was this his power play?
"You know what? you can just..." Words failed her, attempting maintain anger that was quickly melting away was impossible.
Cartman smirked as if he had just won something. He was now looking at her in a strange way, smirk still present. She raised her eyebrow.
"What?, why are you looking at me like that?"
Cartman step'd toward her.
"Your so hot when your angry" He said.
"Your such an asshole" She shook her head, but unable to destroy the smile on her lips.
"What you up too right now?" Cartman asked.
Wendy was caught off guard. She blinked in confusion.
"Nothing until the second afternoon bell, why?"
Cartman shrugged innocently "That gives us 20 minutes of free time, wanna hang around in here for a while?"
"What for?" She asked, still confused.
Cartman shrugged again, a knowing smirk on is face. She then got what he was driving at. She felt a hot feeling grow inside her.
"What? in here?"
"I'm bored and have nothing to do, neither do you, why not?"
"Because were in the damned records room" She reasoned, shocked at the suggestion.
Cartman nodded to the door "It has a lock".
Wendy looked at the door and then back at him. That hot sensation in her grew. Her blood now rushing through her body and flustering her skin. She suddnly felt deliciously faint as she stared at him.
Finaly she let out a heavy sigh and turned toward the door. Reaching out she locked it and then turned back to him, pulling up her shirt.
"We have twenty mintues, I expect at least ten minutes of that to be for me" She hissed at him.
"I promise" He said, voice full of seduction.
Wither she liked or not, Wendy was under his spell.