Okay, so some people were wanting to know how the Smackdown show went, so I'll just post it on here. Me, my cousin Riah, and my little Sister Kenzie went :) Btw, this kinda gives spoilers away, so if you're not into that, don't read till after SD.

The show itself wasn't that great, BUT WE MADE IT GREAT! First and foremost, when John Cena came out for the dark match main event, my. little. sister. lost. her. fucking. shit! She just bawled tears…EVERYWHERE! It was the cutest thing I've ever seen.

So, to start from the beginning.

Brodus Clay…is…a pedo. His hookers…are…whores.

Me & Riah marked SO HARD for Heath Slater. We got in a fight with the kid behind me, because he liked Tyson Kidd. I love Tyson and all…a lot…but Heath. That is all.

Layla vs. Nattie was hilarious. Layla's dancing is grand. Nothing much to report there.

Gabriel vs Cody Rhodes. Again fought with the kid behind us, because we love Cody. So basically we got the ENTIRE crowd to chant Cody over Gabriel…my bad.

I almost cried when Alberto came out the first time to confront Booker. I love ADR so much, he's my sweet, sweet, Mexican prince! Then Sheamus came out, and Riah screamed…loud. Boo.

I got to hear Tensai's music in person. Hate him, but that shit's my jam! He fought Sheamus, who I hate, so that was completely un-enjoyable for me. Riah likes Sheamus though, she was into it.

Eve came on the screen and I almost died…and drooled. Me likes her.

Cesaro came out with Aksana. I cheered my ass off for Cesaro…Moriah likes Aksana. But we both hate Santino. Not even Cesaro could make that enjoyable.

I saw Matt Striker *squeals*. Daniel Bryan we were a bit conflicted on. Mostly because we didn't really know what he wanted us to say. You'll see Friday. I still loves him though. Riah's on the fence about him.

Vickie came out to announce Dolph Ziggler and they showed a close up of us. We freaked. I love Vickie. Riah, however, hates her. Crazy lady. Vickie's perfect. I. GOT. TO. SEE. THE. ASS. WIGGLE. IN. PERSON…and I liked it. The Miz came out and we both lost it. He's so perfect. Riah's dumb ass kept cheering for him when he wasn't even in the ring. But we got our point across. All good. She also called him 'Mizanin'…he didn't like that. He didn't like when she called him 'marzipan' either. I learned my lesson last time, so I didn't join that in this time. Kane's pyro, I was actually excited for. Hurt like hell. But it was worth it. His ring pyro is the TIGHTEST shit ever. Christian, I screamed for. But only when he came out. I was too conflicted between everyone. Chris Jericho's pyro never hit, so idk what happened there. But he's such a perfect, sparkling piece of perfection. We both marked for the lionsault though.

Randy came on the titan backstage and Riah almost lost it, but I told her to save it for when he came out. She also almost cried over Punk...'s commercial. Freaking commercial and I had her nail marks in my arm for 48 hours. Yeah. Retard.

Ryback's non-existant pyro basically scared the holy fucking fuck out of us…twice. Fucker. That was a boring match, but I don't like any of his matches. And his constant ticking pissed Riah way off.

Kofi's fucking pyro almost made me pee myself. Fucker. I yelled for PTP, but I'm pretty sure I was the only one. No fucks given. Awesome match though. I want to be AW when I grow up.

Omg, Layla & Cody were in a backstage segment. My OTP feels. I miss them being together.

Randy finally brought his ass out and Riah almost cried, she didn't, but she almost did. She did, however, scream her ass off. She also asked if she could have his babies. He unfortunately did not reply. Smart man. I told him I liked his ass. We also called him Randal. He did not like that. We just wanted a damn reaction. We got it. Also, he was really taken with our boobs. We were in some provocative outfits, and that doesn't work when you want to jump and down. Let's just say he got a nice show.

Cena came out after, and like I said earlier, Kenzie lost it. Cena also was taken with my boobs. He took a minute out of his life to pause and cock his head and stare. I like that. I like his ass too. I told him I loved him. No reply yet. Smart man. Riah called him Johnny Rockets. No reply either. I announced to the arena that he liked sucking Randy's dick. Forgot their was children around for a minute. Truly a mistake.

Afterwards, he sang happy birthday to my sexy Daddy Mr. Excitement Johnny Ace. He asked Charles Robinson for a blindfold, and way louder than I meant to, I yelled that he could use my bra. I didn't see if there was a reaction because I basically fell on the ground, half from laughing, half from embarrassment.

It was a good ass show I guess. Kenzie cried in the merchandise line again after I told her we would go to John's bus. We almost got ran over by Chris Jericho. But he smiled and waved. We saw lots of other people driving by too. No John or Randy. I assume they were busy having shower sex, because they were the only people left in the building when we left, lmfaooo. Anyway, that's my Smackdown report :)