Okay! They have wifi here! Anyways, here is the next chapter. Part-why?: Party Plans 643 walks quickly out of the barracks, hands over his face, having a mild freak out. "Okay. There is not enough root beer and therapy in all of creation to un-see that!" He says. Josh pulls his pants up, and glitches after 643. "You're not going to tell anyone, are you?" Josh asks, throwing his jacket on, over his bare torso. Vanellope hitches up her skirt, and follows the two. "Tell anyone? No! I don't even want to remember that!" 643 yells. Josh wipes his forehead. "Come on buddy! Slow down!" Josh yells after him. 643 stops. Then turns to face Josh. "Why were you guys doing that anyways?" 643 asks. Josh looks back at Vanellope who has just caught up. "We could die tomorrow. We had to do something!" Josh says. 643 shudders at the thought. "Okay! Okay! Just shut up about it!" 643 says. Josh nods his head. Vanellope wraps her arm around Josh's. "I thought all the grown ups were doing it?" She asks. "643 isn't grown up." Josh says, which makes Vanellope giggle. 643 points a finger at Josh. "I've done it plenty of times... I mean...Shut up! You guys are just kids! You shouldn't be doing it!" Vanellope glares at 643. "I'm pretty sure I'm older than you. Well if you add my game age to my programmed age." She says. 643 shakes his head. "No one does that. It's just by your programmed age." 643 says. "That would make you the same age as me then." Josh begins. "Your avatar is programmed to look old, but your programming makes you my age." He finishes. 643 shakes his head. "What ever. Don't get me wrong, I'm proud of you buddy." 643 says, patting Josh on the shoulder. "But give a guy a warning next time. That is something, I never wanted to see." He says. Josh tilts his head. "How do I warn you?" 643 shrugs. "Put a sock on the door, or something." 643 says. Josh scrunches up his face, and nods. 643 nods back, and pats him on the shoulder. "So. Got your outfit?" 643 asks. Josh shakes his head. "Rancis was supposed to help me, but he's still working on his outfit." 643 crosses his arms. "Well. I'm sure I can help you." He says. Josh smiles, and nods his head quickly. "Okay. Let's go you two." 643 says, walking out of the base. Josh and Vanellope follow him. They follow him to Fix it Felix Jr. -Fix it Felix Jr- 643 piggy backs Josh and Vanellope up the stairs, to Felix's apartment. They enter. "Hey Felix! We need some fancy clothes for Josh, and a dress for Vanellope!" 643 yells. Felix walks out of his room. "Alrighty then! I might have some things that could fit Josh." Felix says. Josh jumps off of 643's back, taking Vanellope off with him. Vanellope jumps off of Josh back, onto the couch. Felix takes Josh into his room. Felix opens his closet, and takes out a couple blazers and vests. Josh unzips his jacket revealing his naked torso, not completely naked a small shell necklace covers one of his nipples. Felix raises an eyebrow. "Why don't you have a shirt on? And who's necklace?" Josh looks down at his chest. He opens his mouth, but 643 yells in from the living room. "Adult activities with Vanellope!" Josh instantly starts blushing. Felix gasps, and covers his mouth. "Josh? Don't tell me it's true." Felix says, still covering his mouth. Josh bites his lip. Felix's eyes roll backwards, and he falls down. Josh reaches out, but Felix has already hit the ground. "20 bucks says he fainted!" 643 yells. Josh shakes his head. "He totally fainted. Didn't he?" Josh looks at the door. 643 burst in. He sees Felix laying motionless on the ground. He starts laughing, and leaves the room, closing the door behind him. Josh sighs. He turns his attention to the clothes Felix had laid out. He picks up one of the blazers. It's a velvet, light blue colored thing. Josh puts it on. It falls to his waist. A bit too big for him, but he likes it. He hops over Felix, and steps in front of the mirror on the wall. He nods. "Not bad. Not bad at all." He turns to his right, and left. Examining every inch of the blazer. He smiles. Josh looks down at Felix, who has started waking up. Josh kneels down next him. Felix shakes his head, and sits up. Josh pats him on the back. "Josh! You...Vanellope! Coitus!" Felix yells, swinging his arms in the air. Josh narrows his eyes. "Coitus? What's that?" Josh asks. "Adult activities!" Felix yells. Josh nods his head. "In that case. Yes. Coitus." Josh says. Felix jumps to his feet. "You and Vanellope should not be doing such things!" "Why not? Don't you and Calhoun do that all the time?" Josh asks, thinking it's not a big deal. Felix begins blushing. Josh sits down and crosses his legs. Felix rubs the back of his head and chuckles nervously. Josh tilts his head, making him look almost innocent. Felix finally notices the blazer Josh is wearing. "Well..Uhhh. You are looking quite fetching in that blazer." Felix says. Josh looks down, and grasps the opened part. "Yeah. I like it." He says, standing up. Felix straightens the blazer. He walks over to his closet, and pulls out a light blue bow tie. He walks back to Josh, ties the tie around Josh's neck. He takes a step back, to admire the clothing. Felix nods in approval. "We can work with what we have." Felix says. He brings Josh over to the closet, and gets to work. -Game central station- 643 piggybacks Vanellope through game central. Vanellope keeps her eyes closed. "Where are we going?" She ask. "I have a friend that can make you a dress." 643 says. Vanellope shakes her head. "I don't want a dress." She says. "Too bad. Semi-formal." 643 turns down one of the tunnels. He enters the game. He runs up to one of the houses. Then knocks on the door. Vanellope opens her eyes. 643 covers them. She shakes her head, but 643 keeps them covered. "Come on! Let me see!" Vanellope says. "No can do squirt." 643 says. Vanellope hears a door open. "Ahh. Hello! Welcome! Come in. Come in." A lady says, a little to cheerfully for Vanellope's taste. 643 brings Vanellope into the house. When the door closes 643 let's Vanellope look. Her eyes immediately shoot to the tall, neon pink haired lady. Vanellope scrunches her face up. "Who's the chick?" Vanellope asks. The lady gives Vanellope a big toothy grin, and waves rapidly. Vanellope slowly waves back. "Hello your highness! I am Cinnamon! I will be making your outfit." Cinnamon says, kneeling down. Vanellope crosses her arms, and scowls at Cinnamon. "President." She says. "Oh! My apologies miss president!" Cinnamon says saluting Vanellope. "Mrs" 643 says between two coughs. Cinnamon begins clapping. "Ooo. Who's the lucky fella?" Cinnamon asks. Vanellope tilts her head. "Mrs is usually used for married people." 643 tells Vanellope. Vanellope opens her mouth a bit, and nods, now knowing what Cinnamon is asking. "Josh. Josh is his name." Vanellope says. Cinnamon claps again. "He sounds absolutely charming." Cinnamon says. Vanellope narrows her eyes again. "How could you tell? All you know is his first name." Vanellope says. "Oh. It's just a gift." Cinnamon says. Vanellope shakes her head. Cinnamon stands up. "Well. We better get to work." She says. Vanellope uncrosses her arms. "I don't want a dress." She says. "Oh don't worry. I have a perfect outfit for you." Cinnamon says. Cinnamon leads Vanellope down the hall, and into the room at the end. 643 jumps onto the couch, and throws his feet onto the arm rest. -Fix it Felix Jr- Josh leaps in front of the mirror, and spins around. He stops, snaps both of his fingers, and points at the mirror. Felix smiles, and walks behind Josh. "Oh. You're looking good Josh." "I always look good." Josh says, pulling up his pants. Josh is still wearing the blue blazer, and tie. But a few new additions have been made. Like, a pair of light blue pants. Under the blue blazer, is a white dress shirt, that is buttoned up to the top, Felix tried getting Josh to wear some dress shoes, but Josh refused many times, before Felix gave up. So Josh stands in front of the mirror, in some good looking clothes, topped off with a pair of licorice red hightop sneakers. Josh nods in approval. "I think I'm ready for the party." Josh says, turning to Felix. Felix nods as well. "Are you sure to don't want to give the shoes a chance?" Felix asks, holding the shoes up. Josh shakes his head. "I don't wear anything besides these shoes." Josh says. Felix takes his hat off, and wipes his forehead. "Why not?" Felix asks. Josh lifts one of his feet up, and shakes it. "Vanellope made these herself. Well, she used the code room, but she made them herself." Felix nods his head, understanding. "So who made the necklace?" Felix asks. Josh raises an eyebrow, pretending not to know about the necklace. "What necklace?" Josh says, playing dumb. Felix reaches towards Josh's chest. Josh flinches, and covers his face. Felix reaches into Josh's shirt, and pulls out the shell necklace. Josh looks at Felix, between his arms. Josh lowers his arms, and sighs. "I thought you were going to hit me." Josh says, putting the necklace back in his shirt. Felix waves his hands in front of him. "No! I would never hit you! What makes you think I would do that?" Josh shrugs. "Your Felix. I thought you used violence to solve everything." Josh says, walking towards the door. Felix shakes his head. "Never! Violence is never the answer." Felix says. Josh picks up his clothes. "Now I know! Thank you Felix. If Vanellope comes back, tell her I went back to Sugar Rush." Felix nods. Josh exits the room, and closes the door. Felix scratches his head, and puts his hat back on. "Did he just...he is one smart cookie." Felix says, realizing what Josh just did. He shakes his head. -Cinnamons house- Vanellope smiles. She jumps up with joy, but quickly stops. She straightens her shoulders, and puts on a serious face. Cinnamon claps her hands. Vanellope buttons up her black wool jacket. Under this jacket is a white dress shirt. She has black bell bottom pants. Vanellope smiles. "I look..." She begins. "Like a president!" Cinnamon says, excitedly, clapping her hands again. Vanellope grasps her collar. "Ooo. One more thing!" Cinnamon says. She skips over to a cupboard. She opens it, and pulls out a small box. "I made this, when you were changing." Cinnamon says. She brings the box over to Vanellope, and holds it out to her. Vanellope grins, and takes the pin. Cinnamon takes the pin, and pins it onto Vanellope's jacket. The pin is square, and is covered in red and white stripes, with a mint green square in the corner. Like the American flag, except with a mint square. Vanellope nods her head, and straightens it. Cinnamon claps again. "You look fabulous!" Cinnamon says, helping Vanellope down from the pedestal. "I look awesome!" Vanellope says. "That you do, mrs president! Let's go wake your body guard, and you can go show off your new look." Cinnamon says. They both exit the room. They walk over to the couch, that 643 has fallen asleep on. Vanellope shakes her head. Then jumps onto the couch, and pushes 643 off the couch. He falls onto the ground, and wakes up. He's instantly jumping onto his feet. He straightens his back. "I'm awake!" He says, throwing his arms to his side. Vanellope crosses her arms. "You are now. Come on! Let's go show Josh my new clothes!" Vanellope says, jumping onto 643's back. 643 nods his head. "Thank you Cinnamon!" 643 says waving. Cinnamon waves back. 643 runs out of the house, with Vanellope on his back. Vanellope looks back at Cinnamon. "Come to Sugar Rush, after the party!" Vanellope yells. "Will do mrs president!" Cinnamon yells back, saluting. -Fix it Felix Jr- 643 runs up the stairs with Vanellope on his back. He runs through the door, into Felix's apartment, and stops in front of his bedroom door. 643 knocks. Felix opens the door. "Howdy! I'm sorry, but Josh went back to Sugar Rush." Felix says. Vanellope rolls her eyes. "Alright. Let's go!" Vanellope orders, kicking 643 on his side. 643 sighs. Thanks Felix, and runs out of the apartment. -Sugar Rush- Josh walks into the base, and puts the necklace back under his shirt. He sees Rancis and Swizzle, standing in front of the base, dressed up in matching chocolate brown blazers, and pants. Josh shakes his head, still smiling. He runs down to them. Rancis sees him and waves. Josh front flips behind them, turning his back to the door. "Are you guys ready?" Josh asks. "You bet. It took a while, but we just decided to dress alike." Rancis says. Swizzle nods. "Well. You guys look great." Josh says, crossing his arms. "You think they look great? You look awesome!" Candlehead says. Josh turns to face her, his jaw drops. Candlehead sways back and forth on her feet, hands behind her back. She's wearing a dark green dress, with spaghetti straps holding it up. She is also wearing a pair of high heel shoes that add about two inches, making her Josh's height. She has even removed her helmet, now her candle is tied into a pony tail at the back of her head. Swizzle pushes Josh's chin up. Rancis shakes his head. "You look...amazing." Josh says. Candlehead grins. Josh shakes his head, and rubs the back of his head. "Well. At least, I know your ready for the party." Josh says. Candlehead nods her head. Josh is about to speak again, when Vanellope glitches between the two, making Candlehead jump back. "Heya Butter Bean!" Vanellope says, hugging Josh. Josh hesitates before returning the hug. Candlehead turns, and walks into the base. Josh frowns, but quickly smiles again, smelling Vanellope's hair. Never noticing the smell of Vanilla before. "You smell..." Josh begins. Vanellope pulls back. "I'm sorry! I haven't showered in a couple of days." Vanellope says. Josh shakes his head. "No! I mean, your smell is unbelievably intoxicating." Josh says. Vanellope smiles. "Well. Thank you." Vanellope says. "So. Tomorrow is the party. Are you ready?" Josh asks. Vanellope nods. "As I'll ever be." She says. Josh nods his head, and wraps his arm around her shoulders. They both walk into the base. Rancis crosses his arms. "Josh is one lucky jerk." Rancis says. Swizzle shakes his head. "You didn't have to bully her you know." He says. Rancis sighs. "I know. I know. I blew it." Rancis says. Rancis walks into the base as well. Swizzle looks around. Then follows. A/N First. I would like to say sorry. I know this is not the story you expected, or possibly wanted. It just spiraled out of control. The only thing I knew, when I started writing, was there's going to be a party. But then BAM Bills evil, Josh is teaching the racers how to fight. And so on. So. I hope I didn't disappoint you too much. Anyways, I hope you liked this chapter. Good day.