Chapter 36: Smash Camp
Mario, Luigi, Link, Yoshi, and Kirby go camping. Meanwhile, Meta Knight and King Dedede play tag.
Rated teen with D,L,V.
Note: Deside being called Smash Camp, the B plot will be focused more than the main plot. Couldn't think of something to do while camping.
Mario, Luigi, Link, Yoshi, and Kirby were watching TV.
"Doing nothing in your home? Then, go to Smash Camp! Home of camping." said the announcer.
"At least this commercial's not boring," said Luigi.
"Yeah, and the camp looks fun," said Link.
"Link and the commercial gives an idea. Let's go camping," said Mario.
"Yay!" said Kirby and Yoshi.
"Wait, we need money to buy guns," said Mario.
"Why guns?" asked Kirby.
"Because in camping, we are gonna kick - I meant shoot some deer ass," said Mario.
"I been to camping here before," said Link.
"This was my first time here," said Mario.
"I been camping twice," said Kirby.
"I never had camp before, so this my very first camping trip," said Yoshi.
"I'm the same thing with Mario and Yoshi," said Luigi.
"Now, let's go camp and shoot some assses," said Mario.
Meanwhile, at the Smash Mansion, King Dedede and Meta Knight are bored as well.
"Nite, I'm bored," said Dedede.
"Yeah, me too. While Kirby's gone camping, what will we do?" asked Meta Knight.
"Let's play Tag!" said King Dedede.
"Sure, king, it's a good idea while bored," said Meta Knight.
"Where do we tag first?" asked King Dedede.
"First, you can tag me and then the other Smashers," said Meta Knight.
"Tag, you're it!" said King Dedede.
"No, you are tagged," said Meta Knight.
"Damn it!" said King Dedede.
"Tagged, you're it, Snake!" said Meta Knight.
"You're tagged too!" said Snake.
While camping, Mario, Luigi, Link, Yoshi, and Kirby started doing so, and they put their guns away.
"Let me know when there's a deer, so we can shoot it," said Mario.
"Oh my god, I found one!" said Yoshi.
"Good, Yoshi," said Mario, "cause we're gonna kick our first deer ass."
They shot the deer.
"Better be food here," said Kirby.
"Of course there is food. I found 10 of them," said Link.
Mario, Yoshi, Luigi, Yoshi, and Kirby eat some of food. Kirby ate the rest.
"How was your deer food?" asked Kirby.
"It was-a-good," said Luigi.
"What will we do?" asked Yoshi.
"Let's seperate so we catch deers on our own," said Mario.
They do so.
Meanwhile, the tagging is still on.
"Hey, Snake, come and catch me!" laughed King Dedede.
"Tagged, you're it," said Snake, who then laughs.
King Dedede drops his jaw.
He was so angry for being tagged. He roared.
"AAH! NOBODY TAG ME! I CREATED THIS GAME!" yelled King Dedede who is going on short tempered.
He punched Snake for tagging him.
"Why the hell did you do that?" asked Meta Knight.
King Dedede's face was red, and knocks Meta Knight.
"Don't touch me, bastards! Aah!" said King Dedede.
"Tagged, you're it, King," said Sonic.
King Dedede got a gun.
"Uh oh," said Sonic.
Mario is camping by himself until he saw a deer.
"We meet again, deer. Now to shoot some ass!" said Mario.
The deer ran away.
"Damn it! I think it's shy, but I will come for you," said Mario, and he followed the deer.
Yoshi is in the woods and found a deer.
"Hell yeah, deer, you're mine!" said Yoshi. He shot it.
Kirby is looking for a deer, until someone called.
"Meta Knight?" asked Kirby.
"Hey, Kirby, how your camping?" asked Meta Knight.
"Good. I've caught a deer, and I am currently looking for one," said Kirby.
"King Dedede has lost his mind. When you come back, can you tell him to calm down that tagging is just a game?" asked Meta Knight.
"Oh, OK," said Kirby, as a hung up the phone. "Oh, there you are you, deer. Target: ass."
Kirby shot the deer.
Luigi is looking for a small deer.
He found one and beat it up instead of shooting it.
"Mama Mia! Foods!" said Luigi.
Link was looking for a big deer.
"Aha! Time to kick some ass!" said Link as he shot it.
Meanwhile, King Dedede was still angry for being tagged.
"YOU BITCHES! COME BACK AND YOU WILL BE TAGGED!" shouted King Dedede. He is sounding like a monster already.
"What will we do?" asked Sonic.
"I don't know, but where's Snake?" asked Meta Knight.
"I'm here," said Snake. "Just got a water."
"I'm scare of King Dedede now," said Diddy Kong.
"Yeah, but not me. I'm tough enough not to be scared," said Donkey Kong.
"Do you has an idea so King Dedede can calm the hell down?" asked Diddy Kong.
"Smashers, I got an idea. I am going to buy fish for Dedede," said Donkey Kong, as he went to the store.
"Dang it. I want chocolate," said Meta Knight.
"Me too," said Olimar. "Wherever I heard chocolate I want some."
"OK, yell at Donkey Kong," said Meta Knight.
"Donkey Kong! ME AND META KNIGHT WANT CHOCOLATE!" yelled Olimar.
"Sure, I will buy some," said Donkey Kong.
"Doesn't Link like chocolate too?" asked Meta Knight.
"What's up all the yelling?" asked Marth.
"Yeah, I'm fighting for my friends," said Ike.
"King Dedede yells. He woke you up," said Meta Knight.
"That bastard," said Pit. "What is up with him these days?"
"He went pissed off," said Snake, "that no one give a crap of him."
"Here you go, Meta Knight and Olimar. And Dedede, this is for you," said Donkey Kong.
"What the hell? My favorite food." said King Dedede. He ate some fish.
"King Dedede," said Meta Knight.
"Yes?" asked King Dedede.
"You know that Tagged is just a game," said Meta Knight.
"Oh, OK," said King Dedede. "Sorry about that yelling. I couldn't calm down."
"Who's wanna watch Nick?" asked Sonic.
"No, Big Time Shit is on," said Snake.
"Ugh, yeah. I hate that show. It starts four stupid band members," said Sonic.
"And there's a STUPID TV movie coming out at 4 today called Big Crap Concert. I mean seriously, who give a fuck? No one care about Carlos Pena, Logan Henderson, Kendall, and James," said Snake.
"I agreed, Carlos and Logan suck crock. So does Kendall and James. Gustavo is alright," said Sonic.
"Where's Mario?" asked Donkey Kong.
"He told me he went camping for deers," said Meta Knight. "And I think he's on his way here."
"We're Back!" said Mario.
"What the hell? That was quick. So how was your camping?" asked Meta Knight.
"It was good. We shot a lot of deer asses," said Mario.
End credits: The Smashers' Thought About Big Time Rush
In a few hours, the Smashers were watching Big Time Rush.
"Ugh, what the purpose of this show? It belong on Disney Channel, not Nick," said Ness.
"I agreed, Ness. James, Carlos, Logan who I don't care, and Kendall are the worst damn singers ever!" said Lucas.
"I knew they should have stick to SpongeBob and other cartoons instead," said Kirby.
"I agreed, all the live action crap on Nick need to be on Teen Nick. I never will watch Big Time Rush again," said Yoshi.
"Or hear their horrible music," said Link.
All the Smashers said that Big Time Rush is worst show ever on earth.