--Aah. Another week, another chapter. Things are gonna get interesting now. Ready? Okay, here we go.
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-Chapter Thirty-Four-
"Grahh!!" Ichigo ran at Godo, who dodged, appearing where the orange-haired boy had been standing previously.
"Ichigo," Uryû started. "This-"
"Aahhh!!" Again, Ichigo ran at Godo. The result was the same.
"Ichigo!" Uryû repeated. "This isn't getting us anywhere!"
"Well, do you have any bright ideas?" Ichigo snapped.
When Uryû hesitated, Godo chimed in, "If you want to come up with a plan, I'll wait for you."
"Like hell you will!" Ichigo yelled.
"A Hollow's word is a Hollow's honor."
"Is not!"
"Mine is."
"Ichigo…?" Chad murmured.
"Oh, all right! What's your brilliant plan, Ishida?"
The three of them huddled together.
"I will leave you to your planning," Godo said. "I'm being summoned elsewhere."
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"Godo! Where'd you go, Godo?"
"Skye. That's not gonna work. You can't just call him out," Emily chided.
"If you have a better idea, please tell me," Skye snapped. "In the meantime…Godo! Go-do!"
"What's up?" Godo glided out of the shadows.
"See? Toldja it'd work." Skye grinned at Emily. Emily stuck her tongue out.
"What did you do to the others?" Yoruichi hissed.
"'The others'?" He looked over at the prone forms of Ichigo, Chad and Uryû. "Oh, them. They're fine. Don't worry."
"Bring them back!" Emily insisted.
"But…they're right there." Godo pointed to the boys' bodies.
Emily face-palmed.
"Just undo whatever it is you did," Skye yawned. She looked up at the sky. "It's dark out. I should be in bed…"
"Sorry, I can't undo it."
"What?" Emily stared at him. "You can't?"
"Nope. After all, we're having so much fun!" With that, he disappeared.
"Fun? That bastard," Emily muttered.
"If this is fun, then I think boring would kill me." Skye yawned again.
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"I'm ba-ack!"
Ichigo, Chad and Uryû looked up as their tormenter reappeared in their own little personal hell.
"Yippee," Ichigo muttered.
"So. Did you come up with a fabulous plan to defeat me?" Godo looked over at what they were doing.
They had cleared the bones out of the way and had found some dirt ground. Somehow, they had found sticks, as well. Using these, they had drawn some unintelligible diagrams in the dirt.
"Well," Ichigo began. "We decided that the best way is to catch you off guard, then land some sort of finishing blow."
"You idiot!" Uryû punched him in the head. "You don't tell the enemy our plan!"
"It doesn't matter anyway," Godo said nonchalantly. "After all, you'll never catch me off guard."
"Pretty confident, aren't you?" Uryû straightened up, holding his bow.
"Naturally."
Uryû fired an arrow, which incinerated the spot where Godo had been standing. He reappeared behind the Quincy.
"Peek-a-boo," he murmured, then hit Uryû with a blast of dark aura. The boy flew back.
"Ishida!" Ichigo and Chad ran over to him. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah," Uryû sat up. He was a little bruised and his cheek was bleeding, but other than that, he was fine. "I'm fine."
Godo sighed. "This is boring. Any longer, and I'll just eat you quickly and be done with it." He cocked his head to listen to something they couldn't hear. "Please try to come up with some sort of plan while I'm gone."
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"What are you trying to do? Getting him out here won't do us any good. The only thing you'll get is a world of hurt," Emily said wearily.
"I've got an idea," Skye insisted. She went back to yelling, "Godo! Hey, Godo! Hellooo!"
"Hello," Godo answered, reappearing. "I do hope that you have some better ideas than those idiots." He jerked his head toward the boys' bodies.
"Well," Skye said slowly, "I've been thinking…"
"Alert the media," Emily muttered, rolling her eyes. Skye ignored her.
"Anyway. I've been thinking…and I think that we could come up with a better plan if we were all together. If you brought the others back."
Godo looked at her suspiciously. "Go on."
"Together we could formulate a plan of action that would be perhaps a bit more challenging to you."
"Hmm…All right. I'll give you one chance to impress me." He snapped his fingers.
The others groaned and, slowly, blinking rapidly, began to get up.
"Whoa." Ichigo looked around. "We're back."
Emily stared at Skye in surprise. "You actually did it."
Skye nodded. "Yeah, but we're not out of the woods yet."
"You get two minutes to collaberate," Godo told them.
They huddled together and the boys explained the plan that they had come up with before.
"Sounds good," Emily said.
Skye nodded. "We'll distract him."
They un-huddled, and Skye and Emily moved away from the others a bit. Skye peeled off her gloves and boots (Surprisingly, she had her Converses on under them) and straighened the pot on her head.
"Godo!" she yelled. "You know what you name sounds like? Gordo! And you know what?! Gordo means 'fat' in Spanish! Ha!!"
Emily stared at her. "That was pathetic."
Skye sniffed, hanging her head. "I know."
Godo sighed. "If this is your great plan, I shall be very disappointed."
"Not by a long shot, loser," Skye said, with renewed vigor. She grasped the pot, and flung it at the Hollow.
Bored, Godo snatched it out of the air and, as it hung from his hand, slowly, it melted. The oozing molten metal sizzled as it hit the ground.
"This is becoming irritating. I believe it's time to end this little game." Astonishingly fast, Godo appeared only a few feet away from them. "If you have any last words, say them now."
"Hey, Skye," Emily whispered. "What was that incantation?"
"Huh?"
"Oh, screw it." Skye gasped softly as she felt a tremendous reiatsu emenating from her friend. Her blue eyes moved to the side to stare incredulously as blue spirit energy surrounded Emily's hand.
Staring hard at Godo's surprised face, Emily shouted, "Way of Destruction 33: Blue Fire, Crash Down!!!"
-End-
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--Woo! Three cheers! I actually updated two weeks in a row! So, Emily's role gets a little more interesting? What's gonna happen next? Even I don't know…and that's why my friends shake their heads at me…Ah, well. Review and may anime/manga's light shineth down upon thee.
