Kabuki Monster, Path of Love!

One fine day the four heroes were enjoying a couple of ice cream cones. When a short buck toothed bug eyed man stopped at the ice cream stand at the park. He was holding a small radio.

"Hey!" Said Buttercup "a comedian!" He ran up to the clerk of the stand who was a girl who has brown hair small beady brown eyes.

The comedian sat on his legs and put the radio down and started to tell a story.

"I got a silly story!" He said

"Hey!" Said Buttercup "he's telling a funny story!"

"Well" said Bubbles "he is a comedian!"

"The neighboring house is very stylish!" Said the comedian, "b-b-b- Block!"

Then Buttercup and Blossom fell over backwards.

"I don't understand!" Said Victor.

"When you say a house is stylish" explained Blossom "the correct response is he!"

"Block is a pun!" Said Buttercup

"I guess I comprehend it" said Bubbles "who also fell over backwards."

Victor just looked at them and said "Ok" and he fell backwards to.

The girl at the stand just laughed.

"She laughed" said Buttercup

"What kind of sense does she have?" Wondered Blossom

"Hey" said the comedian beginning another joke he was wearing a fan on his head. "Can you identify this hat? Zeberia Monetene brand!" Just like before Blossom and Buttercup fell over backwards.

"Normally when you ask to identify a hat you say it's hers/his or mine!" Said Buttercup

"Bubbles your not falling backwards this time!" Said Blossom

Bubbles just laughed.

"You think that's funny?" Asked Blossom

"It is funny!" Said Bubbles

"What about you Victor" asked Blossom "do you think that's funny?"

"No not really" said Victor "I barley understand the aspect of a joke."

The girl at the ice cream shop was laughing even harder.

"HEY!" Said some angry old man riding a bike fast and hard. "Who's making my daughter laugh at stupid comedian stories!?"

"Me!" Said the comedian with hearts for eyes, "It makes me happy to make the one I love laugh!" But her father squeezed the comedian's head in order to pop the hearts.

"Hey!" Snapped her father, "stop with those hearts!"

Then his daughter stepped in the middle and stopped it. He did.

"I'll watch over the shop you go home!" Ordered her father.

"Yes" father she sighed.

"Sir!" Said the comedian bowing in front of the father. "Please let me date your daughter!"

"No!" Her father responded harshly "a man who only makes people laugh through performing old theater, cannot date my daughter!"

"Then what is acceptable?" Asked the comedian

"Someone who performs, touching art that makes people cry!" Responded her father "like Kabuki"

"No way!" Said the comedian, "That requires a lot of make up! Other may approve, but Achiki does not!"

"THEN GET OUT OF HERE!" Then her father threw Achiki far away and he landed in a trashcan. But unknowingly to anyone a black spore sent by HIM slipped into Achiki and possessed him. HE changed into this man wearing a red robe and white silvery make up. And purple hair He leaped out and floated back to the ice cream stand.

"Hey" said the girl's "father who are you?"

"I'm a master of the performing art of Kabuki," said the monster "I can perform well and make you cry!"

"Oh yeah"! said the father "show me!"

"Like this!" said the monster, he then zapped the father with a black laser, and when he hit he started to cry, then he went crazy and started to zap other people and made them cry uncontrollably.

"That must be the comedian!" Said Victor

"No doubt that he's a monster!" Said Buttercup. Then the four heroes quickly ate their ice cream, amazing that they got no brain freeze.

"We have got to do something!" Said Blossom "Powerpuff Girls Z and Victor Go!"

Blossom tried to change into her powerpuff form but the Kabuki monster zapped her and she started to cry, she was far to distracted to change!

The others tried to change but they also got zapped and they also started to cry uncontrollably.

Victor didn't need to get zapped to be distracted and not beat the monster he got distracted by trying to calm the girls down.

"Please don't cry!" Said Victor hugging and smiling and being as peppy as he can to cheer the girls up but his attempts wouldn't work.

"Let's contact the professor and have Poochie activate the transform belts!" Sobbed Buttercup. The girls used their strength to call the lab on their gems, but the professor, Ken, and Poochie were all sleeping.

"They're sleeping!" Sobbed Blossom

"Why!?" Cried Buttercup, "why is the staff at the lab sleeping?"

Unfortunately since the people were crying too much tears that the crying caused a flood of the city. All the people were swept up in it.

"Ha!" Laughed the Kabuki monster on the safety of a rooftop, "once this flood is over I can use it to rule the world!" His black aura was irradiating. The smell woke up Poochie and he sniffed it.

"A monster" he said sheepishly "Powerpuff Girls Z Da Wan!

The flood started to pur into the river. The girls sank and they saw the gems on their belts glowing then they changed into the powerpuff girls Z underwater, then once they flew out of the water the crying stopped. Victor was with them of course.

"I sooooo glad you stopped crying!" Said Victor

The four flew up to the monster.

"Fighting for love science legend powerpuff girls Z!" said the girls

"In the name of the Solarien Empire "said Victor "you are under arrest! Surrender and no harm will come to you!"

"Yes" said the Monster, "Powerpuff Girls Z and the other guy, long time no see!"

"What do you mean?" Asked Blossom "we never met!" She readied her yo-yo and prepared to fire but the monster began to fire the crying beam everywhere. Victor couldn't concentrate on it because the beam is energy, not physical matter.

"Hey!" Said Blossom "The monster originally was the comedian right? So somewhere deep inside he's in there."

"So will comedy stop him?" asked Buttercup

"Again" frowned Victor "I cannot help in this part!"

"What do Solariens find funny?" Asked Bubbles

"People's intolerance to things" said Victor

Then the girls flew away and came back in robes and were kneeling on pillows just like the comedian was earlier.

"Hey!" Said Bubbles "I got a joke for you! The neighboring garden is cool!"

"B-b-b-b Block!" Said Buttercup. There was no response, then the monster gagged and then started to laugh.

"Now!" Said Blossom

"Kenisis!" said Victor to immobilize the monster

"Fried Cracker Spin!" said Blossom

"Balloon Popper!" Said Bubbles

"Swing Sonic!" said Buttercup

The attacks sent the monster flying and he landed into the floodwaters, which were now receding, to normal levels.

Strange the professor saw all this and he rushed to the scene in the van with the Z particle ray and he used it on the monster and he returned to the Comedian.

Then the girl's father was racing to the scene on his bicycle.

"My daughter is drowning!" He shouted. The comedian got up and race to the river that was made by the flood, and he jumped in and pulled her out.

The next day he received her father's blessing to go date her, but when she arrived she was wearing clown make up. That freaked him out.