Hungary,

I wake up with a hangover and Francis is running around with breasts, there are bullets filled with a transformation potion lying around, and America is jumping on the roof screaming his national anthem and waving his flag... What the HELL have I missed?

England

PS...Oh. That's what you meant. I suppose you could say that...Though even still, he was much more enthusiastic about the new Doctor Who season, always screaming about "epic awesome aliens" and his "friend" Tony.

England,

Where shall I begin? First I want to know how you made that potion while you were drunk, let alone how you filled bullets with it. Second, I want to know what France did that was so horrible that you felt obligated to genderbend him…her…him. Third, America killed bin Laden this week, and has finally found out about it, though why he's on your roof I couldn't tell you. Fourth, as a result of your actions, Prussia may already know what I'm up to—after you transformed France, he sent Prussia a letter spilling everything. You keep your friends close…

Anyway. We'll see how the shit hits the fan at the NATO meeting.

Hungary

PS I'd demand that you change France back immediately, but I want to see him as Madeleine first… *grin*

Dear Hungary,

Do you any idea why France sent me a letter? I haven't read it yet because the awesome me has better things to do with my time. Do you know anything about it?

Anyway are you hiding something from me because that is totally unawesome, every time I try and talk to you, you squeal at me and push me away and in the direction of Canada

cute kid, needs to learn to talk more and run away less and then he would be more awesome, I mean he is already awesome but if he talked a bit more and we had a conversation then his awesome level would just go up...

Prussia

Prussia,

Of course I'm hiding something from you. When am I not hiding something from you? When you accept that I have secrets, we can move on.

Wait…you can see Canada? This is…wow. Yes. Since you think he's awesome already, I recommend you talk to him at the meeting today. Add to his awesomeness, like only you can. And that letter from France? That was just something he wrote last night when he was mad at England for…never mind. You'll find out.

Hungary

Hungary,

You BET I dare! The letter should arrive at his house on Thursday, due to the slow mail system of my former colonies. Hmph. They should learn to respect their papa—ah, mama now—more.

And this is not the first time England has turned me into a woman. Besides, did you not know that my people seem to enjoy thinking of me as a woman? I have been Madeleine before, amie, and it has been fun. Especially when the male nations do not realize who I am at first...

And non. Now that I am a woman, Austria is fair game.

Madeleine, formerly Francis

Dear France,

No. Now that you're a woman, I am even more determined to keep you away from my husband. Now, not only are you no longer able to be part of my artistic pursuits, but I have a right to be jealous.

And I have to take your colonies' side on this one, for personal reasons. Thank you for dressing up Canada for me, but…

Oh, and I've just heard from Prussia. You're a little late on the draw, as America would say; I'm less mad at you now for the letter, but stay the fuck away from my husband!

Hungary

PS Don't forget about the Flying Pan...