Total Humor Island
Episode 37: Primordial Scene. Special Guest appearance by Jefferson, from my other fan fic 'Sins of the Mother'!
Yes, this is taken from the Fresh Prince.
Jefferson is Bridgette's son. He looks a lot like his late father, Geoff. The only difference is that he is a more serious fellow. He is 19. Anyway, Jefferson was walking towards his mother's bedroom. It was late at night.
"Mom? I need to ask you something." Jefferson opens the door to his mother's bedroom. "I need to talk to you about Megan and me."
Jefferson turns on the light. Bridgette's cover ruffle up a bit. She peers out towards the door, and is shocked to see her son. Jefferson now has a puzzled look on his face. DJ, peers out of the covers too, obviously not wearing a shirt, a shocked look on his face. He gives a sheepish grin. Realization.
"Momma NOOOOOOO!" Jefferson stats crying. "AHHHHHHHH!"
"Jeff, son, I-" Bridgette just couldn't get her son to calm down. Jefferson is still screaming like a banshee. He walks down towards the chair, and sits down.
"You, him, here!" Jefferson is still crying like a child. "I need a moment!"
Jefferson composes himself. He dries his tears, and stops crying. "I'm an adult. I can handle this."
Hesitantly, he turns his gaze towards his mother. Who was still in the nude, still in bed with DJ, who was also in the nude. This sight alone is enough to drive Jefferson back into tears. "Momma NOOOOOOO!"
"Come on Jeff, calm down ok?' DJ interjects. "After all, your mom is a grown woman. She isn't doing anything wrong!"
Jefferson suddenly gets an angry look on his face. He gets up, and walks towards DJ. He points to him while looking away. "Oh, I'm not ready to talk to YOU yet young man!"
Jefferson composes himself again. He gets up, and walks out of the bedroom. He turns around, and faces his mother. "Mom… I just don't… Oh God, I'm getting mental pictures!"
Jefferson starts crying again. Like a sniveling twit, he exit's the bedroom, crying like a girl. "Momma NOOO!"