AN: This takes place some time after the "So the Drama" movie. Slim and Joss are from the episode "Showdown at the Crooked D."
AN2: Rejoice Fans! For now the FIRST FOUR Season 4 episodes will be on Feb 10th, 2007! Set your VCR's! 8-10 Eastern/Pacific Time and 7 pm Central. Beginning with "Ill Suited" then "The Big Job" then "Changing Faces" and last will be "The Cupid Effect"
Chapter 37: Swish!(The Middleton Mall)
Kim was walking closely with her boyfriend Ron by her side and even though they were holding hands, she still felt the desire to be practically shoulder-to-shoulder with him.
She smiles as they stop in front of a line at one of the eating places in the mall and with a gentle nudging with her hand, she pulls Ron closer which puts her arm behind his, allowing him to put his hand almost above her tush.
She tilts her head to rest her head upon Ron's shoulder for a moment, just enjoying the closeness for a moment or two before the line needed to move forward, forcing her to raise her head but keeping his hand on her back.
Ron smiles and over at Kim and rubs his thumb a little playfully over her back in a light circle, watching her face go from a brief surprise to that little smile that told him she was enjoying the touch.
Neither one was aware that at the moment, that they were being watched quite closely.
Kim smiles a little bit at Ron as she adds a very soft purr that only Ron would hear or notice to her voice, "This is nice Ron… no school, no missions… just time for the two of us."
Ron gives Kim that infamous goofy smile of his which, made Kim's heart beat a bit more quickly before he leans and gives her a quick peck on the lips to which Kim returns the kiss only this time it was a bit more longer than his peck.
A voice behind them clears their throat causing Kim and Ron to look and notice that the line had moved once again. They both blush before moving forward to catch up to almost the start of the line.
The red glowing eyes that watch alongside a pair of green glowing eyes watch the pair before their attention is diverted when a small portal appears about five feet above Kim and Ron's heads. The two glowing eyes stop to watch as it cloaks very quickly afterwards to become completely invisible and undetectable to even their sensors.
The head to which the glowing red eyes turn quite mechanically to the green eyes which turn in a more human like motion but all the same as mechanical. They look at each other, communicating via wireless means before they leap from their hidden location and rush towards to location of Kim and Ron.
Kim and Ron were just about to order when they hear screaming coming from behind them! Now this is where years of being heroes shows as they turn in perfect sync with each other to face the screams.
What they both saw was a sight they had never imagined possible.
Rushing at them as they knock people and carts aside roughly to cause screams and yells of anger was the BeBe that they thought had blown up in Drakken's lair along with… a supersyntho that looked just… like… Kim's ex-boyfriend and original date for the prom, Erik!
In stereo, Kim and Ron say, "No Way!" Before Kim pulls out her Kimmunicator and punches a button to call up Wade immediately. She doesn't even wait as she rushes towards the two, "Wade! Bebe and the Syntho-Erik are here at the mall!"
Ron is right alongside Kim and with the memories of how Erik had used and tricked Kim, he was so ready to lay some Monkey Kung Fu on the clone.
Kim says, "Here Ron!" and tosses the Kimmunicator towards him, knowing he would catch it before rushing ahead of Ron to do a kick at BeBe.
Wade looks shocked on the screen as he says, "I thought Erik had been destroyed? What's going on Ron?"
Ron watches as Erik as Kim evades a punch at her and says, "I don't know how it is possible, but it looks like Erik has made a comeback somehow and has joined forces with BeBe!"
Wade thinks this over before he says, "BeBe can't be relying totally on the processing power of Erik alone and why are they attacking now? It makes no sense!"
Ron's eyes narrow as Erik narrowly grabs at Kim before he says, "I bet BeBe still wants that kiss!"
Wade is surprised but then after all that'd happened, he guessed it was as logical as anything else. He says, "It is possible I guess. Hold on… let me try to jam the wireless signals and see if that does anything."
Ron doesn't even wait as he shoves the still-on Kimmunicator into his pocket that bonks Rufus on the head! He ignores the angry protests aimed up at him from the pocket as he punches the synthodrone hard enough in the face to make the head spin around!
Erik lets go of Kim to straighten its head out after such a powerful punch and turns his attention to Ron as he says, with glowing green eyes to show his anger, "Hello Ron… we meet again. I believe I owe you and your disgusting naked mole rat pal some payback."
Ron steps back as he says, "Dude! How are you even here? We beat you when Rufus punctured you last time!"
Erik says, "Drakken had made back ups of my personality every time he upgraded me to 'be' Kim's perfect boyfriend. I was still in the computer where BeBe downloaded me and upgraded the only surviving supersyntho with my personality." He grins as he advances on Ron and says, "After all, I was the only artificial life that ever defeated Kim Possible, and BeBe knew she could use that."
Ron slips into his monkey-fu and says, "You stay away from KP! I won't let you hurt her again!"
Erik throws a punch, which misses before he says, "Don't worry, you'll be the next one hurt when Kim dumps the loser that you are for the next cute boy to come along."
Ron growls and says, "That'll never happen! We love each other!" He does a jump, spinning kick that sends Erik flying into a nearby cart and sending its contents flying to the floor around it.
Kim had overheard everything that Erik said to Ron and it hurt to even see him. She had never got the chance to get over the faker and even though she felt shame at the words where he told Ron about how she'd dump him at the next cute boy to come along. She knew that would never, ever happen because her love, faith and loyalty to Ron was second to none.
Kim wanted to bash in his face for saying such mean things and when she did a flip-kick to kick BeBe in the face (which hurt since she was metal), she could hear Ron's words and saw him kick Erik hard.
Kim thinks, "Way to go Ron!" as she finishes her flip to land on her feet and feeling very happy that Ron could stand up for her like that.
Erik pushes his jaw back into place before he says, "You're only deluding yourself if you think she could ever come to truly love a loser like you!"
Kim does a backwards hand sprint before turning around to kick Erik hard in the side and sending him down to the ground before she yells, "Ron is NOT a loser! He is my boyfriend and I love him!"
Ron thrusts a fist up into the air as he cheers, "Yeah! KP! Way to go!"
Just then BeBe extends her arms and wraps them around Kim's arms and legs, lifting her up into the air.
Ron yells, "Kim!" as she struggles in the air before Erik says, "What are you going to do now? We've got your girlfriend and you're a wimp!"
Kim growls as she so wanted to kick Erik again for that before she is surprised as Ron yells, "Let go of Kim!" and charges BeBe with intent to make the robot let go of Kim.
Ron gets tackled from behind by Erik just moments before he could strike her, landing barely a foot or two away from BeBe's feet. He struggles and says, "Ugh! Let go!"
BeBe says, "BeBe is perfect, an inferior guy like you can not defeat perfection."
Kim yells, "Lay off of Ron or I'll…"
BeBe looks up with those red eyes of hers as she says, "Do what Kim Possible? BeBe has you. You can not escape." With that she starts to reel in Kim closer towards her, tilting her so that Kim's coming in headfirst right at BeBe's face.
BeBe says, "Now, BeBe will see about this kiss of yours."
Kim's eyes go wide as she cries out, "Ron! Do something!"
Just before Ron could do anything, a very loud sound in the ultrasonic range begins and everyone looks to see Rufus holding the Kimmunicator over his head.
Rufus is smiling as Wade had told him that this should help things and he knew Wade was just about always right.
Little sparks come from BeBe's shoulders as she says, "T-T-That won't s-s-succeed when I-I-I am finished…"
Erik didn't need the wireless but he knew BeBe did so after letting go of Ron, he presses Ron's face down into the ground to buy a second and leaps after Rufus who laughs and starts to run.
In the chase, Rufus starts to run far enough away that BeBe could at least reestablish a weak signal with the local free wi-fi that was offered at the mall by a eatery place.
However, the signal jamming had done its work as it had caused BeBe to loosen her arms around Kim enough for her to get a hand free. She grabs her lipstick from her pouch and fires it right at BeBe's face, which makes a direct hit! The pink goo from the lipstick expands upon hit before starting to contract and harden!
BeBe couldn't reestablish visual link and the goo covered her entire face so even trying to kiss Kim would now be impossible. So she did the only logical thing. She completely let go of Kim to try and remove the pink stuff covering her face!
Kim lands on her feet and within a moment of that, she was leaping to kick BeBe hard where, if she'd been human, would have been her stomach area.
The hard blow sends BeBe reeling backwards until she crashes over a bench onto her back with her hands still on the pink goo on her face.
Erik manages to grab the Kimmunicator from Rufus who gets all angry and growls at him in only way a naked mole rat can before trying to bite him and defeat him as he'd done before.
Erik moves his foot quickly, to try to kick Rufus but instead Rufus grabs onto the foot and bites hard before then scrambling off Erik to watch him drain.
Erik doesn't even cry out as he kicks in the auto-healing technology, causing the hole to rapidly repair itself even faster than a normal super synthodrone would have since they were still mindless drones that would have activated it only after registering a breach.
Rufus is disappointed that only a small amount had managed to escape from the hole before it had repaired itself.
Erik grins down at Rufus and says, "Do it as often as you like little gross dude, I can repair myself as often as I like." This gets Rufus to growl as if saying, "I'll get you yet!" to him.
Erik turns off the Kimmunicator's jamming signal, which causes the face of Wade to reappear. He frowns and says, "I owe you a little payback too…" to Wade before the Kimmunicator is suddenly knocked out of his hand by Ron!
Ron is angry as he says, "I don't think so fake dude!"
Erik turns to Ron and flexes his hands menacingly as he says, "Little man, I am SO going to enjoy this."
With the jamming signal gone and both the processing power of all the computers from the computers in the mall as well as Erik, BeBe is able to calculate exactly what is needed to get the goo off her face without damaging her perfect face too much.
After ripping off the goo, she wirelessly signals Erik that they should get back to the real reason they exposed themselves. The cloaking technology and mysterious portal to which they had observed before!
Erik glances at BeBe and then back at Ron as his eyes glow green and he says, "Another time, you're one lucky little man…" Then both BeBe and Erik move quickly towards the location where they'd seen the portal.
Erik was closer so he arrives first, jumping straight up and to both confused Kim and Ron's great surprise the head of Erik suddenly disappears! He can see that the room his head was in was within some kind of lab but before he could determine anything further, something hits his head from behind HARD! Sending him back down to be caught by BeBe who caught up just at that moment.
The portal appears for but a second before it closes quickly and both Kim and Ron suddenly realize what had happened to Erik! His head had gone through the portal of their mysterious spy!
It takes but a moment for BeBe to process her situation before she says, "Good bye Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, when next we meet… we will not be so easy to defeat." A moment later, with Erik still in her arms she zooms forward at a terrific speed and escaping.
AN: Well, I hope that all of you have enjoyed my latest update! For those of you who've seen the Season 4 commercial... scary huh? Now back to the story, I forget the spelling of KP's fake boyfriend but I think I'll keep it this way since it also happens to be my middle name with a C instead of the K (plus it felt like I was the one getting beat up if I used the C, lol!). Did you all like the lovey-dove attitude between Kim and Ron? After their most recent missions, this is only going to grow fortunately or unfortunately depending on what you think of the ending to this story that I have in mind. As for Erik, don't tell me that any of you saw him showing up but it does make sense that Drakken would keep backup copies otherwise every time he lost an lair he'd have to start over from scratch. As for the mysterious portal, you got a clue but how you use it will be up to you but know this... BeBe and Erik will certainly be doing their best to do just that. Did any of you dislike Erik over his little jabs at the relationship between Kim and Ron? Did anyone get the point of the "swish" title for this story? All thoughts, ideas, suggestions, happy thoughts, KP AMV links and more will happily be accepted.