May 3rd, 1998

Who joined the swim team?
I did!
It's a funny story, actually.

So two people on the swim team got eaten by a great green monster, right? So I decide to join to take their place. Buffy soon finds out that the people on the swim team weren't being eaten; they were turning into the great green monsters.
Know why?
Because they put fish DNA in the steam of the steam room.
And no one told me about it.
At all.

So I went in the steam room three times without knowing about it.
Plasma transfusions for Xander!

On the other hand, I strongly impressed Cordelia. Even when I overheard her conversation with a fish that she thought was me, she still said we'd date.
I'm pretty sure she was lying, but it was still nice.
Then we both ran in fear.
She wants me to join football next year.

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HAHAHAHA.