"Welcome to HFC, may I take your order?"
Quin, OoT Link, and TP Ganondorf walked up to the counter, looking up at the menu.
"Um, WW Tetra, why are you working here?" Quin asked, looking down at the cartoony, pirate girl.
"Because my game's over, and everyone is forgetting about Wind Waker, and buying Twilight Princess." WW Tetra throwing an angry glare at TP Ganondorf.
"What?!" he asked.
"What does HFC stand for anyway?" OoT Link asked.
"Hyrule Fried Cucco. Now please just order something!" she shouted.
"Okay, jeez. But...I thought cuccos were immortal. How did you cook them?" Quin asked.
"That's, uhh, a worker's trade secret," WW Tetra mumbled, looking away.
"Ugh! You mean, they aren't really dead?! You just serve them alive still?!" Quin exclaimed, taking a step back.
"Shh! OoT Anju will hear you!" WW Tetra hissed. "If you won't get anything then leave."
"I'll have the kid's meal, with a small cup. And can I pick the toy?! I want the plastic Master Sword," OoT Link said.
WW Tetra pressed a few buttons. "And you?" she turned to the Evil King.
"Um, I'm not so sure anymore. I suddenly don't feel very hungry..." he mumbled.
"I'll just find us a table, we'll stop by Dairy Queen later today," Quin muttered.
Later...
"Hey! This is the Wind Waker version!" OoT Link yelled, taking up the plastic sword that was the size of his middle finger. "I demand a refund!"
"You don't pay money for those plastic, pieces of crap, they call toys these days, idiot," the Author said.
"But I wanted the version from my game," he whined.
TP Ganondorf groaned. "Just shut up and eat before I start force feeding you again."
"Holy crap! Is that Midna and Vaati?!" Quin asked, staring out of the glass window, seeing the expensive car roll into the parking lot. "Heh, they dare go on a date where they'll be seen?"
"Well, you practicly made a public anouncment about their relationship. Does it even matter anymore?" TP Ganondorf pointed out, grinning.
"True," she murmured.
Midna and Vaati entered the fastfood restraunt, they sat down in the booth across from the three, with their food, and drinks.
"Hey, Midna," OoT Link said, waving.
The Twilight Princess ignored him.
"Hellooooo!" He jumped up and down in his seat.
"Hey, Midna," Quin said.
"Oh, hey, Author. Didn't know you were here," Midna said, looking in their direction.
"I said hi, too!" the Hero of Time grumbled.
"She's ignoring you because you're an idiot," TP Ganondorf said.
"Yeah?! Well, I'll defeat you in a brawl with my new sword!" he yelled, taking up the plastic WW sword.
"Okay!" TP Ganondorf took out his huge, REAL sword.
"Take it outside, you dorks," the Author muttered. "And fifty rupees on Link."
"You're betting on him?!"
"Well, duh! You always get your butt whipped no matter what!"