Tuesday April 26: Sorry guys, I can't update chapter 37 by this Wednesday. I started my preceptorship at the hospital so my schedule has been intense. If I can't finish the new chapter by this Thursday it should be up by next Thursday. So sorry!

Edit 4/14: I'm putting this note up here instead of at the end because I don't want to end on this low note. But you guys I am so so sorry, I'm finally rereading the entirety of this fic for the first time and I just noticed how many typos and grammatical errors are in the first few chapters. I wrote those chapters back when I had to disable autocorrect for my Spanish and Japanese homework. I have a much higher standard than that, everything will be fixed for the Final Mix version that I will upload when this fic is complete!

Chapter 36: Last Resort

Lightning, Serah, and Fang sat in Noctis' car as he sped down the freeway to Esthar at a modest 60mph to the New Zanarkand Inauguration. They had stopped to buy Lightnng's "wedding dress" at Target and get her hair done at Super Cuts and were now hella late as everyone else was already there.

"Can we go any faster than glacial speed!?" Lightning got mad.

"Nuh uh, people around Esthar are total narcs. I'm not going to jail, not again," Noctis refused to break the speed limit.

"Stop moving!" Serah said as she was hand sewing a tear in her sister's thigh high boots, which they had learned were NOT made for walking.

"And YOU missy!" Fang turned around from the passenger's seat to point Lightning in the face. "You're on your best behavior today. None of this 'get down here cadet' or 'cut the chitchat' or 'maybe' you got it? I can't be doin' my job as the wedding planner if there isn't no wedding!"

Laguna texted. "Where are you the party's already starting?"

"Where are we?" Lightning asked.

"About 40 minutes away," Noctis answered.

"Chill out we'll be there in 5 minutes," she texted back.

30 minutes later.

"Are you ok?" Laguna texted again. "I am waiting in front of the hotel."

"Yeh we're here we're looking for parking," she answered even though they were still several miles away.

15 minutes later.

"Why are there so many one-way streets!?" Noctis was getting super confused on the neon glass streets of Esthar and driving into oncoming traffic.

"AH!" Serah feared for her life.

10 minutes later.

"Go go go!" they finally parked the car at a McDonalds across the street.

"Where the hell are you we've been looking for you!" Lightning texted Laguna as they got out the car.

"Do you see a bus? I'm right behind it."

Lightning saw the bus across the street he must have been talking about. "I swear to god if this isn't the bus you're talking about I'm going to lose it." The bus moved out of the way. "Ok you got lucky this time."

They jaywalked and met Laguna on the other side of the street. "Woah! You look great!" Laguna said as he saw Lightning in the tube top, mini skirt, and thigh high boots.

"And?"

Fang was holding the zipped up garment bag with the wedding dress inside. "What you got in the bag?" Laguna asked as he led them through security into the New Zanarkand hotel, resort, and casino.

"A scuba suit," Fang made something up. "What room are we?"

"Room FF13!" Laguna said and gave them the key cards. "Welcome to New Zanarkand!" he said as they entered the club.

The place was insane; the architecture was made to look just like outdoors Zanarkand INDOORS. On the dance floor were hundreds of people just jammin' it, on the left there were gogo dancers dancing on top of gogo dancers, on the right was an actual shark tank with actual sharks, suspected on the ceiling was a blitzsphere, and in the middle of it was Jecht on DJ mixing up some hard screamo rock tunes.

"Yeah….no," Noctis wanted out.

"I'll give you a few minutes to settle down in your room, I'll meet you on the dance floor Light," Laguna allowed them.

The four went to an elevator. "Which blitzfloor?" the attendant asked.

"Uh…blitz13?" Serah figured. The attendant nodded and pressed the button. They entered the hotel suite and were greeted by a panicky Hope.

"Wow!" they said. The suite was the entire floor and was decorated in true Zanarki fashion (whatever that means).

"What took you guys so long!?" Hope said. "Snow, Sazh, and Vanille are down at the party and Tidus is stuck doing some blitzball games."

"We couldn't choose a dress!" Fang said and hung up the garment bag. "I wanted soft that shimmers, Serah wanted something clean and shiny, Lightning wanted something that could kill a man, and Noct wanted us to go to an actual bridal gown store," she described their argument at Target.

"So what did you choose?" Hope wanted to see.

Fang unzipped the bag. "You'll have to wait and see," she winked. "OK, so Im'ma be running around trying to get this wedding ready," Fang said and pointed at Lightning's face. "So if YOU don't show up ready with a groom you're gonna have to deal with me!"

Lightning and Serah left the suite to go back down to the party. "I hope Snow's not in that shark tank," Serah said with worry on the elevator ride back down.

"I hope's Snow's in that shark tank!" Lightning replied. As the elevator doors opened she saw somebody familiar a few feet away. "SH*T!" she said and pushed the elevator button to go back up. "Auron's here!"

"And?" Serah asked. "OH NO."

"Serah," Lightning got serious.

"NO."

"You're Claire today," Lightning said. "Get back up to the suite and change into my everyday outfit. Noct should have plenty of hairspray to do your hair like mine."

"Noooo!" Serah pleaded and she got shoved out the elevator.

"Claire," Auron saw Lightning as she came back to the party.

"I'm not Claire," she walked past him.

Snow was looking at the shark tank. "What's stopping you?" Vanille asked him. "It's not like you got a job to keep, a kid to water, or plants to feed," she wanted him to do it.

"I dunno…if Serah finds out she might just divorce me," Snow was conflicted.

"Come on up!" the shark tank attendant announced. "Make the shark eat a blitzball and win a FREE BLITZBIKE."

"OH YEAHHHH," Snow was sold. "Hang on to these will you?" he handed Vanille his pants scarf and crystal tear. He climbed up the ladder to the top of the clear glass tank. The attendant handed him the blitzball and he jumped right in and immediately regretted it; the shark ate his boots right off his feet. "HE GOT MY BOOTS!" Snow managed to say underwater. He shoved the blitzball into the sharks mouth but wasn't able to retrieve his boots.

"Woohoo!" Vanille cheered him on.

Snow came back out of the tank drenching wet and leaving trails of water behind him. "Here is your new blitzbike," the attendant handed him the keys.

"Oh yeah!" Snow went over to the motorcycle on display and turned it on. "It's REAL!" he said happily; Lightning once had the nerve to gift him a fake motorcycle for Christmas. He turned it off and looked around the party. "Um, so where do I put it so no one steals it?" he asked the attendant.

"Beats me, your bike, your problem now," the attendant said and bounced.

"Uh…" he sat in his blitzbike without a clue of what to do.

"Eighteen buckles!?" Serah couldn't believe her sister had to buckle eighteen buckles every morning and unbuckle eighteen buckles every night.

"No, her hair goes the other way!" Hope realized Noctis styled Serah's hair reversed: curly on the top and spiky on the bottom.

"Are you sure?" Noctis wasn't even sure himself. "I mean I never really look at her face, most of the time I'm looking at her checkbook that thing's freaking a mess."

Serah put on the gloves and went over to Fang. "What do you think?"

Fang stopped her bouquet making at the dining table and turned to look. "You look like a poser!"

Serah dug through Lightning's backpack to retrieve her signature scent Versace Pour Homme and spray it on before leaving the suite. "Wish me luck!" she went to the elevator and went back down to the party.

"I don't get it," Hope didn't get it. "Why does Lightning care about keeping Auron around if she's going to try to marry Laguna?"

"Well Hope, some women are very evil and keep men around for convenience," Noctis told him how it is.

"Ohhh."

Serah was practicing some lines on elevator ride back down. "You take me for a fool? You make me sick. I ain't no hollaback girl," she quoted a few of her sisters most common phrases. The elevator doors opened and she thrust herself into the party with a newfound confidence.

"Care for an appetizer?" a server offered her some bacon rolled jalapenos from a large platter.

Serah knocked the platter to the ground. "Care for a punch in the face?" The server ran away.

"Dayum," some men saw and approached her. "Can we buy you a drink?"

"You can buy me some of this," Serah said with a straight face and handed them print outs of Lightning's Amazon wishlist and walked away. "This is actually really fun!" she thought. She spotted Snow and Vanille by the arcade machines and went over. "Why aren't you making me money?"

"HAHA!" they laughed when they saw Serah in the Official Lightning cosplay. "What happened? Did she chicken out and make you seduce Laguna instead?" Vanille asked.

"No, Auron's here somewhere so she's making me keep up the deal," she said.

"Wait, how?"

"Easy," Snow knew. "Laguna knows her as Lightning, Sir Auron knows her as Claire, and heck Zack Fair knows her as Sergeant Farron. As far as she's concerned as long as there's a body to play the part she can be 3 different people at the same time," he explained. "Hey babe, you um…know anywhere I can store this motorbike? And uh…you got any spare boots?" he showed her his bare feet and prize he hauled across the dance floor.

"Um…no?"

"Darn! So I have to drag this around with me all night!?" Snow felt the burden of the blitzbike.

"Well you should have thought about that before going into that shark tank," Vanille spilled the beans.

"You did what!?"

"Hey look, it's Auron!" Snow pointed behind Serah and ran away as fast as pushing his 1 ton blitzbike would let him when she wasn't looking.

"Claire," Auron greeted her. "There's another person here that looks just like you."

Serah thought for a bit. "Yeah, she's my cousin. I hate her. You talked to her? How dare you." She grabbed the nearest object, a fork from a bystander, and held it to his throat. "You talk to her again tonight and you're gonna get it."

"I won't even look at her!" Auron agreed.

Lightning was at the bar with Laguna when she started getting several email notifications on her phone. "What the heck?" she thought when she saw they were all Amazon wish list order confirmations from strangers.

"Anyways, I thought I was dying so Kiros and Ward take me to the ER and the doc tells me, 'Sir, get out of here you are having leg cramps not a dislocated heart attack.' HA!" Laguna cracked up finishing his story about his first leg cramp.

"Haha, you're so funny," Lightning said with a fake ass smile and punched him in the arm.

"OUCH!"

DJ Jecht started firing up a My Chemical Romance mixtape. "This is my JAM!" Laguna spazzed out. "Come on Light, let's get gettin' on that dance floor," he started moonwalked.

"GOD NO." she thought. "Oh yeah," she said.

Laguna started doing some freaky head banging, air guitar, Irish step dance combo. "Show me what you got."

"You don't wanna know what I got," she thought, but started twerking anyways.

"OH YEAH!"

"Serah, if you don't want to be scarred for life don't turn around," Vanille warned her not to look at the dance floor.

"Is she…getting freaky?" Serah feared.

"Oh yes."

The two girls were making their way to the upper level to watch the blitzgame happening in the suspended blitzsphere. "Besaid Aurochs versus Luca Goers. Place your bets!" the attendant told them.

"I don't know, should I?" Serah asked Vanille.

Sazh appeared. "HECK YES YOU SHOULD!" he said and showed them the sacks of blitzbucks he had been winning all night. "Tidus is unstoppable, that boy is practically a money printing machine!"

Tidus exited the blizsphere limping. "I can't…take…anymore," he said having played 8 games in a row.

"BOY YOU GET BACK IN THERE OR YOU BEST BE PRAYIN' I WON'T BE USING THESE BLITZBUCKS TO HIRE YOUR HITMAN TONIGHT," Sazh threatened him to do another game. Tidus turned around and limped back into the pool and Sazh proceeded to bet all his blitzbucks to win even more blitzbucks.

"Well, I don't know about you Serah, but I have nothin' to lose!" Vanille said and proceeded to put down the entire contents of her wallet, $2, to bet for Tidus.

"Hmmm, what would my sister do?" Serah thought. "Oh!" she went over to Auron. "You want to give me $20," she said, not as a question, but as a demand. He handed it over without a second thought and she proceeded to also bet on Tidus.

The blitzsphere started glowing neon colors as the match was going to begin. Tidus was slapping himself in the face and doing the Macarena to stay awake in preparation for his 9th match that day. The Luca Goers exited the blitzsphere. "Huh?" Tidus said underwater. Jecht entered the blitzsphere. "MY OLD MAN!?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in history…a one-on-one blitzmatch against blitzstar Jecht and his blitzson Tick Tock," the announcer said.

"Oh, not you too!" Tidus knew that his dad made the announcer say Tick Tock.

"Oh no!" Serah and Vanille panicked over the security of their $22.

"OHHHHHH NOOoooooOOOO!" Sazh freaked out over the security of his 56K blitzbucks.

"Gonna cry? Are you gonna cry?" Jecht taunted his crying son.

"I'm going all out!" Tidus manned up and did the first Jecht shot.

Jecht Jecht shot back to Tidus, who Jecht shot back to Jecht, who Jecht shot back to Tidus, who Jecht shot back to Jecht.

"For some reason, seeing Zanarkand's two best blitzplayers endlessly Jecht shooting each other is not as entertaining as it seems," Sazh didn't know if he should stay around. The entire crowd ended up abandoning the match, leaving Jecht and Tidus to blitz to the death without witnesses.

Serah got a phone call as she was wandering around the club. "Yup? I mean…new phone who dis?" she answered.

"So is this wedding happening or not?" Fang asked.

"I'm not sure…Snow, any word of Lightning's progress?" she asked her fiancé as he was karate chopping anyone who tried to touch his burden of a blitzbike.

"Last I heard she was stuck playing Mexican bingo with Laguna somewhere!"

Somewhere

"El pino!" the bingo moderator announced the next pictogram in the bingo room.

"Pine! Pine! It's the Pine!" Lightning told Laguna.

"Why do you ask?" Serah asked Fang.

"I'm at a store across the street and we found some Zebra and Cheetah balloons I know Light will love. But they're bloody expensive and I don't want to commit unless we're 100% sure it's happening," Fang explained her, Hope, and Noctis' predicament over at Party City.

"But you're the only one that likes them," Noctis tried to talked Fang out of it.

"Come on, who doesn't like balloons!?" Fang was shocked that they were arguing in the first place.

"You would be surprised!" Hope said, knowing that Lightning's instincts around balloons were to shoot them.

"Well, let me get these and I'll let you get what YOU want, ok?" Fang proposed and proceeded to tell the balloon guy to inflate a dozen cheetah and zebra shaped balloons.

Noctis and Hope took the cart and went down the aisles of Party City. "Ooooh!" Hope jumped up and down on a pogo stick from the Clown College Graduation Section. He put it in the cart. "And these too!" he added in a balloon animal kit.

"If you say so," Noctis decided it would be far more interesting to go with it and see Lightning's face when she sees the mess of her "wedding" ceremony. He joined in on the fun by adding some ghost decorations and tombstones from the Halloween section to the cart. "Can you chisel in the phrase 'my freedom'?" Noctis asked the in-house tombstone chiseler.

"Of course!" the chiseler said and started working.

They paid for the décor, over budget of course, and stuffed the crap in Noctis' car. They drove back to the New Zanarkand Hotel Resort and Casino to get setting up in the ceremony room Fang had reserved. "Hey hey hey!" she yelled when she saw people setting up for some kind of freakshow. She approached the hotel manager, "Excuse me, I reserved this room for today and clearly I was lied to!" she tried so hard not to smack the man in the face.

"Sorry, our mistake. This room has already been reserved by the Furry Convention. But they say they're willing to share half the room as long as you don't impede on their talent show," the hotel manager apologized.

"Bloody Pulse!" Fang had no choice but to comply and start setting up their decorations hoping that Lightning wouldn't mind all the people in the fursuits.

Hope sat in a corner trying to make some balloon animals but was clearly failing. A kind pink dog furry approached him and showed him how to make a balloon dog. "Thanks!" Hope was thankful. Then a fox furry showed him how to make a balloon fox and a unicorn furry showed him how to make a balloon gator.

Noctis got out his wallet and approached the furries. "We got a wedding later today and I will pay you guys to sit in the audience," he laughed. The furries agreed and he proceeded to hand them his personal cash. "This is too fun," Noctis said and proceeded to make some phone calls to further screw up the ceremony.

Lightning and Laguna were at the balcony watching the blitzdeath match still going on. "Sh*t sh*t sh*t!" Lightning mentally panicked as the hours went by without getting the wedding proposal out of Laguna. "So, uh what do you propose we do next?" she tried to drop a hint since all those hours of Mexican Bingo and Dance Dance Revolution didn't do the job.

"Speaking of proposals-"

"HOLY SH*T."

"Hehehe, this is kinda sudden…I mean since I met you just a few months ago but…will you… OH GOD NOT NOW," Laguna fell to the floor in intense pain.

"Call 911!" some onlookers said as they saw their president dying on the floor.

"Dammit don't bring in the medics!" Jecht saw the predicament and left the blitzsphere mid match.

"OH MY GOD! I won!" Tidus couldn't believe he beat his dad by default.

"OHHHH YEAHHH!," Sazh yelled and ran over to claim his blitzbucks.

Jecht came over to Laguna and got down to his level. "Snap out of it!" he slapped the President of Esthar in the face. "This fool keeps thinking his leg cramps are heart attacks."

"Hey! Honest mistake," Laguna managed to get up and walked around in circles until the excruciating pain was gone. "Anyways will you marry me Lightning!?" he said before the cramps would come back.

Fang appeared out of nowhere on a scooter. "We're on?"

"Maybe," Lightning agreed to the matrimony.

"Mr. President, I've got ye covered. The wedding ceremony will be in 8 minutes in the conference room. Come as you are," Fang said. "Damn girl you really cut it close."

"WE'RE ON!" Vanille screamed hysterically in the middle of the dance club the instant she got Fang's text.

"We're saved!" Snow picked up Serah and spun her around like a rag doll. He dragged his blitzbike, which he found out wasn't even street legal outside of Esthar from a shady man locally known as "the Rage", to the ceremony room with Serah and Vanille.

"Wowwwwww!" Vanille said when they entered the room and saw all the furries. "Am I in heaven?" A random furry hugged her. "I am," she shed a tear.

Hope approached them with a clipboard and a trash bag. "Fang is getting Light ready and Noct is picking up a VIP guest from the airport. So I'm in charge!" Hope said happily. "Ok Serah, as bridesmaid you were supposed to throw a bachelorette party yesterday?"

"Oops!" Serah laughed.

Hope gave Vanille the trash bag. "These are the flowers Noctis got you for your flower girl number."

She peeked into the trashbag. "Aw! They're fake flowers!" she was disappointed.

"No worries," Snow started and took a fake flower. "These will represent the fakeness of Lightning's heart, and face," he said then threw it to a pack of hungry furries.

"And you Snow, Noct says that as security you cannot let in anybody on the banned list," Hope handed him the banned list. There was only one name: Electra Farron.

"Woah! This is gonna get interesting!" Snow looked forward to it.

With Laguna standing at the altar in his regular club clothes, Lightning, Fang, and Sazh were outside the room getting ready for the procession.

"All this rukus for a wedding and you choose a men's khaki business suit!?" Sazh questioned Lightning's choice of bridal wear they had gotten from the clearance section of Target.

"We only had like $5 after the shoes," she said and showed him the lethal stilettos that could kill a man.

"Here's yer vows, I printed myself a Marriage Officient license from the internets and Noct already has all the bank papers to make it official. Whenever you're ready," Fang said and left the bride to go to the altar.

Snow stopped Lightning and Sazh before they could walk down the aisle. "Excuse me ma'am," he got out his fake police badge. "Blaze McRivers, FBI. I have strict instructions to not let you into this wedding."

"For f*** sake Snow," Lightning couldn't believe it.

"Look I don't know what to tell you," Snow put his hands in the air. "See for yourself," he handed her the banned list. She tore it up. "OK you got lucky this time!" he had his laugh and opened the door to the ceremony room.

"WHAT THE F***," Lightning said when she saw the ceremony room.

First of all, 95% of the audience were people in fursuits, second there were tombstones scattered throughout that had the phrases "my freedom" and "singlehood" and "being a ho." There were a bunch of balloon animals floating in the air because Hope thought it would be funny to fill them with helium. For some reason the movie Shrek 2 was being broadcasted on the projection screen and Vanille was sitting in a bowl of fruit punch. "Oops, that's my cue!" she said and got out of the punch bowl. She went down the aisle throwing the fake flowers in all directions as a group of middle school band kids mediocrely played "Eyes on Me."

"HA!" Noctis laughed as he filmed Lightning's reaction on camera to put up on Youtube later.

Sazh weeped the whole way as he walked Lightning down the aisle. At the end he got out his guns, "You hurt her you're getting it, I don't care if you're the president," he pointed at Laguna's face. Snow peacefully escorted Sazh off the altar to his seat.

Fang took center stage and began the ceremony. "Two beautiful souls, here today to become one in the name of Pulse-"

"In the name of SHIVA!" Snow got furious from his seat.

"-and proclaim their love for all eternity, in front of friends and family," Fang finished. "But first a message from the best man," she got ready to introduce the VIP guest that Noctis had paid for. "Ladies and gents, Snoop Dogg!"

"WHAT!?" they couldn't believe it.

"OH MY GOD," Sazh screamed as his childhood hero went up to the mic on the altar and the furries howled in glee.

"Hey," Snoop Dogg greeted them. "I don't know these people, but they seem cool. Mr. President is looking good for having the burden of a country on his shoulders and Miss Bride is smokin' in that men's suit. That's all I got," he said and gave the audience a peace out sign.

"WOOF WOOF!" the audience cheered.

Fang took her place once more. "Lightning Farron, do you take Laguna to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part."

"Maybe."

"Laguna Farron, do you take Lightning to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part."

"Oh yeah!"

"You may now say your vows," Fang said and walked off to go get some fruit punch.

Laguna went first. "Light, I met you at the Gold Saucer and I knew you were different from most women. First of all, you don't use spoons and refuse to let people touch you but most importantly, I have never met a woman that enjoys Mexican Bingo more than I do!"

"Yeah, I enjoy it," Lightning said sarcastically. She got out the paper of the vows that she had Fang write for her with the clear directions to not commit her to anything. "Roses are red, violets are blue, you bring me something new."

"Beautiful!" Sazh wept his heart out.

It took a minute of awkward silence for Fang to realize they finished the vows and she ran back up to the altar and spilt some punch on the way. "Now you may shake the bride's hand. I repeat: SHAKE THE BRIDE'S HAND." Laguna shook her hand. "HASTA LA VISTA!"

"WOOF WOOF WOOF!" the audience cheered a the middle school choir and band kids began to play NSYNC's Bye Bye Bye. "I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie, I want to see you out that door, Baby bye bye bye!"

Snow came up behind Laguna and grabbed him by the shoulders. "You're coming with me," he said with a threatening tone and pulled a potato sack over the President's head and threw him over his shoulder.

"What's going on!?" Laguna panicked. He was taken to a darkly lit room and put down in a chair with Lightning and Noctis sitting on the other side of the table with Snow guarding the door.

"Mr. President, congratulations on your marriage. I am your wife's financial advisor and we have a few things to settle," Noctis said as he took out the bank documents to settle the deal. "I need you to sign here, here, here, here, here, here, and here," he instructed Laguna.

"Ok," Laguna low-key feared for his life and agreed to sign the documents for the joint-bank account. "Wait, who's Electra!?"

"You're looking at her," Lightning said.

Laguna got to signing all the documents. "Even this 2 million dollar tax evasion fine!?"

"Especially that one!" Lightning and Noctis said.

The instant Laguna put down the pen Snow opened the exit door, lifted Laguna off his seat and started pushing him out. "Light, you got my number, if you ever need anything just give me a text!"

They waited until Laguna was out of sight. "AW YEET!" the three cheered with messy high-fives.

Up in their suite the gang was having a huge celebratory party! "WEEEEEEE!" Hope jumped up and down on the couch with muddy shoes that he went out of way to soil in the balcony garden.

"And you! And you! And you!" Vanille went around smashing every window with a baseball bat to celebrate.

Lightning was wasted and singing Rihanna on the karaoke machine on full blast with Serah. "Pay me what you owe me, don't act like you forgot! Bitch better have my money! BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY! PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME!"

Sazh was on the phone with Pizza Hut with Lightning's new credit card in hand. "Hello, I would like to order 100 pizzas!" he said happily. "Oh you're closing in 10 minutes? So sorry," he hung up.

Fang was stuck in the bathroom vomiting from the tainted fruit punch and Snow was with Noctis and Tidus smashing every porcelain plate, vase, and TV down to the floor.

There was a knock on the door and they all went silent. Lightning went over to answer it. "Excuse me, we have been receiving noise complaints from the guests downstairs," the hotel manager said.

"Screw the rules, I have money!" Lightning slammed the door on his face.

Next time: The gang is saved and back at the farm with money for days!

Haha! Lightning's a married woman now, although that doesn't mean she'll stop being a ho XD

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