Edward POV (Platt)
"Yo! Garter toss!" Ryan rooted. We all gathered around as Alice set a chair in the middle of the dance floor and sat Mom down. I had my arms around Bella's waist as we faced Mom and Carly.
"I bet you he won't find it in a minute" I bet Ryan. He grinned and nodded.
"You're on. You have to give me your new Vans. You know, the ones with the green laces" He grinned. Ha! Bring it.
"You're on" I grinned back and turned to Mom and Carly. C'mon Carly, you can't find it! Please don't find it!
"Go, go, go!" we chanted as Carly peeled Mom's laced green garter off. He flicked it into the crowd and Mike Newton caught it with a blush. We all laughed as he slung shot it somewhere. Alice gasped and went to go get it. Ew, why would someone want to touch a garter that was already worn? That's nasty!
"You're new shoes. Mine" Ryan grinned, walking off, whistling like the bastard he is. I saw Bella talking to Mike who was super embarrassed, and Jessica who was giggling along with her.
"Girls, gather around! It's a bouquet toss!" Mom giggled. All the girls gathered in a group and Mom threw it into the crowd and it landed in Angela Webbers surprised hands. She, Jessica, and Bella giggled like little toddlers and smiled.
We all relaxed after that and chilled. My friends and I were sitting at the table and were talking. I had a cup of scotch in my hands as the guys were sipping from flasks.
"Dude, are weddings usually always this long?" Devon whined. I looked to the girls. Are they?
"Yes Devon. I know for a fact that the cake cutting is next, then Esme and Carlisle will thank everyone, Edward and the guys and the girls will probably dance their way outta here, we'll wave good-bye to Carlisle and Esme as they leave to their honeymoon, and we'll go on our merry way" Lillian smiled. We guys gaped. Did she take a course in wedding planning or some shit?
"I'm scared" Jack said in a meek voice. He should be.
"What cake is gonna be there?" Jake asked starving. Leah slapped home. I had Kayla in my lap and bounced her on my knee.
"You're such a pig" She scolded. He shrugged.
"I think this like ganache, thing" I said. I still don't know what a ganache is!
"It's hazelnut-almond cake, chocolate ganache filling, and raspberry white chocolate icing. It was actually very good. Edward was pouting because he wanted lemon" Bella teased. I pouted. It's true! The lemon was amazingly yummy in my tummy. There's a party in my tummy, so yummy so yummy!
"Wedding cake is the best out there. It's so good man" Jake said leaning back, and patting his stomach. That is true.
"All I hear was chocolate filling and white chocolate icing" Devon said drooling. Tanya hit him and we all relaxed.
Mom and Carly cut their cake, and stuffed it in each other's faces. Carlisle stained his tie, and Mom didn't get any one her. It was funny.
"Hey, how did they make it green but its like raspberry white chocolate icing?" Jack asked. I shrugged. How did I know?
"I don't know, all I know is that it's supposed to be really good" I answered and my sisters came in with plates of cake for all of us.
"You're welcome" Cassie spat as she, Bri, and Alice gave us some cake slices little Rover trailing behind. Alice and Jasper decided to stay as Emmett stayed over at the adult table and talked with Mr. Serf. The goober. I took a bite of my cake and I was so good, it was like a part in my mouth and my tummy. There's a party in my tummy, so yummy, so yummy!
"This is so fucking good man. Who picked it?" Devon asked as he scarfed it down.
"I think my Dad chose this one" Jasper answered as he ate his slowly and politely. It was like he wasn't even a teenage boy! I saw Jack and Devon share a look as they looked down.
"What?" I asked. Devon looked to Bella and asked her question that still confused me.
"So, since Chief Swan is your Dad, and he isn't at the same time, will you be able to get us out of trouble or let us go free if we ever got a DUI?" Devon asked. I snorted. Yeah, I would kill for that to happen.
"I could try. Charlie gives in pretty easily to me" Bella smiled as she ate some of her cake.
"Sweet! See, I know Platt didn't lose his mind when you both started dating" Jack smiled. I saw Leah roll her eyes.
"Guys stop interrogating my sister" She said annoyed. I hummed to myself. I saw Kayla reaching for my cake as she dipped a small finger in the icing and sucked on it.
"Can I give her some?" I asked. Leah hesitated but Jake nodded.
"Yeah, but only a couple bites. It's pretty sugary" He answered. I nodded and let Kayla take a handful out of my huge chunk of cake and let her nibble on that.
"Oh my god, did you hear about the conversation Mr. Serf and Tom had?" Alice asked bursting out laughing.
"No, what happened?" Jack asked eager for this juicy gossip. Yeah, that sounded so un-manly.
"Well, Edward and Emmett were talking abut the careers they want, and they told Tom off in their own way. They like showed Mr. Serf they were better than Tom and it was like he liked Em and Ed more than Tom. It was awesome!" Bella laughed. Oh god, Bella was turning more and more Platt everyday. And I loved it.
"That's pretty cool. So Lillian, after this?" Jake asked about the reception being over.
"Babe, cake times almost over. Then Carlisle and Esme will thank everyone for being here, and then I bet you guys the wedding party will have a dancing exit, and everyone will follow, and we'll wave good-bye to the bride and groom as they leave for their honeymoon and the wedding is officially over" She sighed. Wow. Jack had a right to be scared.
"How much longer?" the guys whined.
"Oh quiet whining. You guys are so annoying" Alice said annoyed as she folded her arms.
"Ten more minutes. Then after that thirty minutes. So practically an hour minus ten minutes" Alice continued. A what? I decided to ignore that and go back to eating the cake. Yummy.
"Edward, look over there" Lillian whispered. I looked over to where she gestured over and I saw Tom wink at me and grin evilly as he walked over to Carly and Esme. He bent down slightly and whispered something in his ear. Carlisle nodded, kissed my mom's cheek and got up to go talk with Tom. No! I got up quickly and tried to maneuver my way toward them but ended up tripping on something. I saw Tom finish talking to Carlisle and grin as he said something else, shook his hand, and went to his table. I saw Carlisle's face blank. Then he looked up, saw me in a tangled mess on the floor and glared; his face turning red. Oh shit. I got up and went to my table quickly. I looked to Bella, Jasper, and Alice.
"We're screwed" I said meekly. Alice raised a brow.
"We're always screwed. What happened?" She asked.
"Carly knows we're doing the badonkadonk" I sighed and hit my head on the table. Alice gasped and groaned as she put her head in her hands. Yeah, exactly.
"Edward! We're not having sex!" Bella hissed. I shook my head.
"It means he knows we're all together and shit. And anyway who knows? Bella, I've been in a few relationships where we've had sex in the first two months. We've been going out for like three and a half" I reasoned. She blushed and looked away. Then it hit me and I grinned.
"You still have your v-card? So Tom didn't pop your cherry. That makes me feel a whole lot better and worse at the same time" I said and stretched my arms above my head. Bella blushed even more and I saw Alice snicker.
"Edward shut up! It's embarrassing and we don't have to talk about it" She said defensively.
"Yeah we do; in private at least" I said and planted a sloppy kiss on her cheek. She scrunched up her nose and wiped her cheek and wiped her hand on my sleeve. I laughed until I felt a heavy hand on my shoulder. I gulped. My friends and siblings looked away and Bella looked away from the person whose hand was on my shoulder. She was still wiping her hand then looked up at the man whose hand was still on my shoulder and looked away.
"Edward, Edward, Edward. You and I are going to have a serious talk later. No doubt about it" The scary man said in my ear. I glanced next to me and it was Carlisle. Oh shit.
Ooh….suspense(: Ha! Okk….well I'lll update the next chapter later today, so be counting on that(: