Web of Romance Spider-Man One Shots
Wanda Wilson Chapter 36 Part 3
Co-Writer GreyKing46
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Wanda hummed happily as she returned home, taking her mask off with a smile
"Wow that was a hell of a mission." Wanda sighed happily
"Baba Ba bo!" A little voice giggled, clapping
"Hello baby boy. How's momma's little trooper?" Wanda cooed seeing her baby son. YES Wanda and Peter have had a son; it happened between the chapter elapses...it was a HELL of a time for the both of them.
And she brought her baby with her on missions, he just happened to fall asleep
"You wanna watch cartoons?" Wanda cooed
"Barbooms, barbooms. He, he, he." the boy laughed clapping his tiny hands.
Wanda smiled, taking her son out of the back carrier and held him close
As the two sat on the settee with a soft play area and safety blankets, Wanda switched it to a classic cartoon station and watched the cartoonish violence unfold.
Their son laughed happily, clapping at the cartoons
"Wanda, I'm home." Peter opened the door, during the time skip Peter has grown a small beard that grew up his lower jaw in a single line. Most people at his work, Parker Industries, didn't really care about it since it looked good on him and if they commented on anything his wife would turn them to sashimi.
"Dapa!" Their son cheered
"Hey buddy." Peter picked up his son with a smile.
"Hi Peter, good day at work?" Wanda asked
Peter sighed and nodded "Well, you know. How was your day?"
"Good. Finished some contracts; got a tonne of money, spent time with our little Boba." Wanda answered tickling their son, first off: Boba ISN'T their son's name, it's just that she hopes he'd take up the mercenary job later in life.
"He WON'T be a merc Wanda. Not for years." Peter frowned
"A mother can dream can't we?" Wanda commented
"I guess." He nodded
"Ooh, you watching some cartoons Han?" Peter cooed to his son.
"Ya!" He nodded happily
As the three continued to watch the cartoons Han smiled while he cuddled his fluffy toy and held his sparkling toy blaster courtesy of Wanda...Mother of the Year everybody.
Well... They didn't have to worry about him hurting himself too much as he healed like his mother
"He's got good taste in cartoons and movies." Wanda smiled
"He gets it from his parents." Peter chuckled "Mainly you though."
"Hmm..." Wanda smiled and leaned into Peter's shoulder
*Time skip*
Han was now asleep in his crib, Peter and Wanda were getting ready for dinner and they decided to go out so they hired one of the best babysitters in the Marvel-verse.
Squirrel-Girl
"Thanks for doing this Doreen." Peter smiled
"No problem." Doreen smiled
"Han's already in bed, emergency numbers are on the fridge, his bottles are in the top cupboard and our numbers are right next to the phone." Peter spoke
"Okay I'm ready." Wanda spoke in a beautiful red and black dress.
"... Oh wow." Peter muttered in amazement
"What? I can dress to impress." Wanda teased
"I can tell." Peter smiled "We'll be back around eleven."
"Okay, you two enjoy your evening." Doreen smiled
"Bye!" Wanda waved as the blonde dragged Peter out of the house
Wanda and Peter went into the taxi they called earlier. The driver, Joel, travelled them to their destination: a five star restaurant.
"This place looks great!" Wanda smiled
"Let's just hope the food is as good as the decor." Peter chuckled.
"Yeah" she nodded, smiling
Inside Peter and Wanda was sat at their table and were given a wine list with some very delicious tasting VERY expensive wines...after they had selected their starters and main courses.
"It's nice doing this again." Wanda smiled
"I know; it must be what...six months...after Han was born." Peter recalled the last time they went out on their own.
"And it has been nearly nine since we went out like this." Wanda nodded in agreement
"Yea." Peter nodded, smiling
"Sir, madam." The waiter brought over the bottle of wine.
"Thank you." Peter smiled
The two had a small toast before their food arrived
'I hope Doreen's handling Han okay.' Wanda and Peter thought
*At the house*
"Hmm..." Han hummed rubbing his face in Doreen's tail.
Doreen giggled at that, sitting on the sofa
"You like fluffy things?" Doreen smiled
"Hmm, mew, mew." Han moaned
"You trying to say something?" Doreen asked
"Shew. Shewbabba!" Han smiled cuddling her tail.
"Shewbabba? Chewbacca? Is that what you're trying to say?" Doreen asked
Han laughed, clapping
"I guess you really like Star Wars." Doreen smiled
*At the restaurant*
"Hmm...that was delicious." Wanda smiled
"Yes it was." Peter smiled before he laughed and added "But did you REALLY have to threaten the waiter when he brought you the wrong steak?"
"Well, they're SUPPOSED to be a five restaurant, they need to tighten the discipline and menu orders if they want to keep it." Wanda supped her wine. 'I just hope they don't do a South Park on us.'
"But a bazooka?" Peter deadpanned
"...You might have a point." Wanda admitted
"I love you how you are Wanda, don't worry." Peter smiled
Wanda smiled...although the staff who worked they were panicking like mad...they didn't have bazooka insurance.
"I love you Peter." She smiled, kissing him
"I love you too." Peter smiled
*Time skip*
"Well, I'm stuffed." Wanda sighed happily
Wanda and Peter where now walking home hand in hand
"Think we left a big enough tip?" Wanda asked
"I think you left most of Thanos's bank account back there for Omni-Deadpool insurance." Peter joked
"They'll be fine." Wanda sighed. "You know...we COULD stay out a bit late..."
"Oh? And do what?" Peter asked his wife with a smile
"Well...I've got some ideas." Wanda smiled
"Such as?"
"Well..." Wanda smiled
*At the House*
Han was sleeping happily in his crib and Doreen sighed in relief since the last half hour Han was playing with her tail.
"I'm surprised it still had fur." She muttered, hugging her tail
"Where the heck are Peter and Wanda?" Doreen wondered
*In Central Park*
We now re-join Peter and Wanda once again
"AH, ah god! P-Peter you're so good!" Wanda moaned as Peter's fingers teased his wife's voluptuous body.
"Two years of practise." He smiled
"Guess we should get back home soon."
"F-Fuck me first." Wanda moaned happily.
"Naughty girl." Peter laughed
"Yeah I am...Now fuck your wife." Wanda smiled
*time skip*
"Ha, ha, ha...That was...Amazing..." Wanda panted her pussy twitching from their session.
"Of course." He smiled
"How...do you think...Doreen's doing?" Wanda asked
"Fine I think. I called her earlier." Peter smiled.
"BEFORE we fucked." She deadpanned
"As I said: fine." Peter stroked her hair.
*With Doreen*
Doreen screamed as she chased Han around the house, the kid using web and wall crawling... Oh God this was driving her MAD!
"PARKER I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!" Doreen shouted
*Epilogue*
It was fifteen years later; Peter and Wanda were resting out at the beach. "Hmm, this is relaxing." Wanda smiled tanning up
"Yeah, sun, sand, sea, silence...it's a rare day." Peter added.
But their silence was broken by a cannon ball dive from their son
"LUKE!" Peter and Wanda called out.
"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Luke shouted happily
"You're such a child!" a girl with brown hair shouted
"Come on Leia, it's fun." the cannonballing boy responded and he then pulled her into the pool.
"Kids..." Peter sighed
"No control." Wanda shook her head.
"You're one to talk." Peter chuckled
"I'M HOME!" A teenage male voice called
"Hi Han, how was work?" Wanda got up and hugged her eldest son.
"Mum..." Han groaned
He was dressed in a Deadpool-esque outfit without the weapon straps and the black was, instead, blue and the mask had large black Spider eyes
"The Guardians of the Galaxy said I've got raw talent...Rocket seemed to like me and Groot's pleased to know I can understand him." Han answered "What's with Luke and Leia?"
"Oh don't worry, they are just playing." Wanda chuckled
"*Insert drowning noises* *Sharp intake of breath* You tried to drown me! Get over here!" Luke shouted splashing forward tackling Leia
Leia laughed, swimming away
"Those two..." Han deadpanned "How's dad?"
"I'm fine." Peter smiled
"Hey dad." Han smiled
"I hope you've been staying out of trouble." Peter chuckled.
"... A bit." He chuckled nervously
"Han...What've you done?" Peter asked
"Nothing!" Han defended.
"Han." Peter frowned
"Okay, okay...I kinda...almost got married to the daughter of a warlike alien race." Han answered
"... WHAT?!" They both yelled
"Now before you get mad, just let me explain!" Han answered putting his hands up in defence.
"Ten seconds." Peter frowned
"We were looking for spare parts for the Milano and the alien race had the parts we needed and they would only part with it if I married their daughter!" Han answered
"And?"
"And at the altar...Rocket blew up the priest." Han deadpanned while explaining "We got the parts and some treasure out of it...though now we're on their "Hit List"."
"Hahahahaha! THAT'S my boy!" Wanda laughed
"They aren't coming here are they?" Peter asked in worry.
"Don't worry. We lost them through the Dagobah system." Han reassured them.
"I can't believe there really IS a Dagobah system." Peter muttered
"As long as Luke and Leia don't make out we should be fine." Wanda waved
"What?! Blegh!" the three Parker children faked throwing-up.
The a loud roar came from the sky "Oh come...ON!" Peter groaned
The long-time Hero looked up to see the source of the noise
It was the Milano and it was hovering over the water. "Hey Han, sorry for crashing the party." Star-Lord's voice spoke past the roar of the engines.
"Hey Star-Lord!" Peter waved
"Greetings Parker Family." Gamora and Drax spoke
"I am Groot." Groot spoke with a warm wooden smile.
Luke laughed at that, smiling
"Hey we starting this BBQ or what?" Rocket called out trying to pull a large crate.
"... What Barbeque?" Peter frowned
"No I said "They'll roast me alive if I'm late" Rocket." Han deadpanned
"Ah, same difference." Rocket shrugged it off "Groot; little help here buddy?"
"GAH!" Peter yelled in frustration
"I am Groot." Groot spoke
"What do you MEAN: "We're gate crashing!" Han said: We can come around anytime!" Rocket snapped
"At pre-planned notice." Gamora answered
"Another day in our life." Wanda smiled as she hugged Peter
"Yea." He nodded, smiling
To be continued
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