Me: So, I figured that it's about time that I posted these questions...
Oggy: How old are they?
Me: So freaking old that Matt actually knows the answer to most of them...
Oggy: -facepalm- Well, isn't this kinda pointless then?
Me: Yeah, but it's freaking hilarious, so I haveth to post it :)
Matt: Beeeeellllll
Me: Oh, and I'm trying to update this while I'm on call with Matt-
Matt: Beeeelllllllll
Me: -and he's saying my name every few seconds 'cause he is on a high
Matt: Beeeeelllllllll
Me: What, Matt?
Matt: How long does it take you to post that Goddamned chapter!
Me: ...-cracks up-
Oggy: Apparently a long time
Me: Okay, on with-
Matt: Beeeeeelllllllll
Me: Maaaaatttttt
Matt: Beeeelllllll
Oggy: JUST POST IT ALREADY!
Me: -snickers- Enjoy the chapterMax: Bell! Do you prefer Batt or Mell as the pairing name?
Me: Neither considering we aren't together. Get it through your head, Max!
Iggy: I like Mell
Me: -whacks-
Matt: -facepalm- No pairing... No jealousy... No nothing...
Me: Exactly
Iggy: Stop lying Matt
Max: And what do you think about being married to him?
Me: …I think I tried to get him to divorce me…and we're only married because he's a Damn Polygamist!
Iggy: Na, you secretly wanted to be married to him
Me: -whacks continuously-
Matt: -facepalm repeatedly- Bell, are you gonna explain what happened?
Me: I just did. You're a polygamist who is content to marry everyone on Skype :P
Iggy: But Bell loooooovvvvveeesss you-
Me: Shut up, Dammit!
Max: Iggy, are you gonna join me in more taunting?
Iggy: What have I been doing for the past few questions?
Matt: Bell, are you gonna kill Iggy in the same way I'm gonna kill Max, or are you gonna be more brutal?
Me: Brutal all the way -gets out chainsaw-
Iggy: What are you gonna do with that?
Me: Cut off something important to you
Iggy: …-blows up chainsaw-
Me: Damn…
Max: Iggy, did you know that Matt's middle name is Rebecca?
Iggy: Yes I did. And Rebecca is also *CENSORED*
Me: Do you want *CENSORED* to kill you? Heh…inside joke there
Iggy: -shrug-
Matt: Did you know that's a lie?Me: Yeah, I did. It's actually *CENSORED*
Iggy: IT'S REBECCA I SAY!
Me: -eyeroll-
Max: Bell, did you know that Matt named his dick?
Me: …no comment.
Matt: Did you know that's a lie?
Me: It better be, Matthias Matt: Did you know that I'm not even gonna let Max finish lying?
Max: Iggy, did you know that-
Iggy: Awww...
Max: -glares-
Matt: -yawns- Oh yeah, Bell, why exactly are you facing a computer ban again?
Me: Uh…because on the holidays I wasted my internet usage talking to you…which isn't a waste of course, but dad thinks it is…grr…
Max: Bell, why don't you wrestle crocodiles on your back porch while you play your didgeridoo and pet your platypus and snipe kangaroos with boomerangs?
Me: Because I don't live in the wonderful world of STEROTYPES!
Matt: Bell, shall I brutally murder Max now, or later?
Me: Now, dammit!
Max: Bell, when was the last time you said "Crikey!" ?
Me: Actually, never…
Iggy: Unless she's describing Steve Irwin
Me: CRIKEY MATE!
Iggy: …you sounded really Australian then
Me: That's because I am
Matt: Again, now or later?
Me: NOW! KILL HER!
Iggy: Then I'll relive her :)
Me: -glares- Matt: Did you know that I just cut Max off for a very good reason?
Max: Bell, why do you think about Matt and not Iggy when you mastu-
Me: …
Iggy: -cracks up-
Me:…
Iggy: -laughs more-
Me: ...
Max: How come you guys play football on a round field?
Me: Because we're awesomene like that. You American's just don't understand
Iggy: You're right, we don't
Me: :D:D:D:D:D:D
Matt: How is that even possible?
Me: SYou're still not understanding, Matt…
Max: Bell, can Neytiri ask a question?
Me: Sure
Neytiri: Did you say no? I hope not.
Me: I said 'sure'
Matt: -facepalm-
Me: Heh…
Max: Anyway, either of you, can I bite Heather?
Me: Yes
Iggy: Please do
Me: Unless you meant that in a sexual way…'cause in that case no…'cause that would be wrong.
Iggy: Who would want to bite Heather?
Me: Pedos only
Iggy: Ah…
Max: Iggy, what color is the sky in Australia?
Iggy: -glares- Okay, I'm okay with the Mell teasing, but that's too far
Me: -cracks up- HE DOESN'T KNOW! BECAUSE HE'S BLIND!
Iggy: -facepalm-
Matt: -facepalm-
Iggy: I agree, Matt…
Max: Bell, do you know Matt's middle names?
Me: Yesh. They're *CENSORED* and *CENSORED*
Matt: Bell, since I know you know, are you gonna say them? (Please, don't...)
Me: I just did say them…but I censored them because I ish a good friend
Max: Iggy, what color is your pubic hair?
Iggy: …
Me: Answer the question or I will
Iggy: How do you know!
Me: You mutter about it in your sleep
Iggy: …no comment
Me: IT'S-
Iggy: No.
Me: But-
Iggy: No. Freaking. Way.
Me: -eyeroll-
Matt: Iggy, do you even have any pubic hair?
Iggy: Yes…
Me: -holds back laughter-
Max: Iggy, do you shave your pubic hair, or have you just not hit puberty yet?
Iggy: …no, I don't shave it…
Me: -is having trouble not laughing-
Matt: Iggy, do you shave your pubic hair into a shape, like a heart or something?
Iggy: NO!
Max: Iggy, why do you shave your pubic hair into the shape of Fang's name?
Me: -finally bursts into hysterical laughter-
Iggy: I don't shave it at all, Damnit!
Matt: Do we want to know?
Me: -is laughing too hard to answer- Matt: Did you know that I just cut Max off for a very good reason? Again?
Max: Bell, what shape do you sh-
Me: Yes, and I'm glad that you did…
Max: Iggy, how do you shave your pubic hair into Fang's name anyway? You're blind!
Iggy: Why do you assume that I do…that when I freaking don't! Max: Did you know I just cut Matt off for a very good reason? Matt: Once again, shall I brutally murder her now or later?
Matt: She wants to know, because she keeps failing... But, seriously, how?
Iggy: I DON'T DO IT! THAT'S HOW!
Max: Iggy, does Bell do it for you?
Me and Iggy: NO!
Matt: Bell, if you do, which I know you don't, why haven't you "accidentally" taken a chunk out of his-
Me: Matt, really? Honestly? Do I have to kill you as well as Max and Iggy?
Matt: Iggy, can I call you Oggy?
Iggy: No.
Max: Bell, can I call you Bin-
Me: -twitches- That was too close for comfort…MURDER HER NOW OR I WILL!
Max: Bell, how good is Iggy in bed?
Me: …no comment. And I hope you mean Skits's Iggy btw...okay, that question is now irrelevent considering we are no longer together...
Iggy: ...I hope that she meant the other me
Me: -nodnod- Neytiri: Are you glad I cut her off that time instead of Matt failing to do so?
Matt: Bell, why did I not cut her off that time?
Me: Because you didn't bother sticking up for me? –eyeroll- Thanks, Matthias
Max: I mean, does he screw you any harder than he screws me?
Me: …Max, I do not want to talk about my personal life on fanfiction. I really don't…
Matt: Why am I not cutting her off anymore?
Me: CUT HER OFF DAMMIT, MATT!
Max: I mean, he almost tears me in two, and I'm a mutant. Are you, like, really loo-
Me: Thank you, 'Tiri! I owe you one…
Max: Bell, on a scale of one to ten, how grateful of 'Tiri are you right now?
Me: 75
Iggy: -facepalm-
Matt: Did you know I knew the answer is above ten?
Me: -smirks- You know me too well, Matt
Max: Bell, how come you and Matt hath telekinesis, but Oggy and I don't?
Me: Correction, we defined it as telepathy and you and Oggy don't 'cause you're not as awesomene as us :P
Matt: Oggy, are you worried that someone will think you're the one almost tearing Max in two?
Iggy: Yes, I am…I'm not the sex obsessed, Iggy. That is Skittles' Iggy
Me: Talk about a split personality
Max: Do you want me to stop asking questions?
Me: You, yes.
Iggy: Definitely
Matt: Do you want me to kick Max out and do it with Neytiri?
Me: Taken sexually…eww…
Max: Did you take that sexually?
Me: Yup
Matt: Again, now or later?
Me: Now…but I really did take that sexually...Matt and 'Tiri...-laughs-
Max: Bell, did you know Matt is taking full advantage of your undying love for him?
Me: …I thought he was having sex with 'Tiri…
Iggy: -cracks up- He was imaginging it was you-
Me: -whacks with herring- Shut up, Oggy
Matt: Should I kill Max quickly, or should I do it slowly?
Me: Hmm…I don't care as long as she's dead
Max: Are you gonna take that sexually?
Me: No, actually I didn't…Skype is too distracting to focus on anything…OH! Now, I take it sexually…-snickers-
Matt: Should I start by sticking a burning poker up her **?
Me: -shrug- As. Long. As. She. Dies.
Max: Did you know that would hurt like a **?
Me: Yup. Exactly why Matt suggested it, I assume.
Matt: Did you know that an English king was assassinated that way?
Me: No…that's…interesting…
Max: Do you think that "assassinate" is an especially appropriate term for kill-by-burning-poker-**-rape?
Me: Interesting insight, Max...
Iggy: Uh...
Matt: Bell, how badly do you fail at American History?
Me: Majorly. Like, you have no freaking idea
Max: What was the first US state?
Me: No idea. I'm not going to look it up 'cause I'm too lazy
Matt: Who was the 16th President?
Me: How the hell should I know? Or even care for that matter?
Max: What is the oldest city in America?
Me: Guys, I really don't know much about America
Matt: Who won the Civil War?
Me: I don't care
Iggy: -is laughing too hard to say anything-
Max: Who won the Revolutionary War?
Me: I. Don't. Know/Care.
Matt: Do you know what Mount Rushmore is?
Me: Yes…
Max: Do you know where it is?
Me: Nope. I failed geography too
Matt: Do you know whose faces are on it?
Me: Yuppness….well, I used to. Wow, I'm failing…
Max: Do you think my face should be on it?
Me: Nope. People would look at it and think 'F***' and I meant literally
Iggy: -laughs more-
Matt: Oggy, do you want a waffle?
Iggy: Okay…
Max: Bell, do you want a BLUE waffle?
Me: …
Matt: Bell, are you liking the burning-poker-**-rape-death idea?
Me: Actually, I am warming up to it now…
Max: Bell, has Iggy given you a blue waffle yet?
Me:…
Matt: Oggy, has Fang given you a blue waffle yet?
Iggy: …
Max: Is it even possible to get an anal blue waffle?
Iggy and Me: …
Matt: Well, it's possible to get anal crabs... Oggy, have you cleared up your anal crabs yet?
Iggy: I never had them…that was Skits' Iggy
Max: Oggy, do you find it funny that Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom?
Iggy: No, but Bell does
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT FIND THAT FUNNY! -laughs-
Matt: Bell, why do you hate Spongebob?
Me: -shrug- He's annoying and I'm sick of him
Max: Oggy, do you know what the safest form of sex is (according to blink-182)?
Iggy: No…
Matt: Did you know that we are officially halfway past the review length limit?
Me: Only halfway? Aww
Max: Do you think we're gonna try to hit the limit?
Me: Yeah…
Matt: Why do you think that?
Me: Because you want to OutSaint, Saint
Max: Should we hand it over to Neytiri for a bit?
Me: -shrug- Sure
Matt: You know you really don't have a choice, right?
Me: Yup
Neytiri: Oggy, why do you pretend your name is Iggy?
Iggy: My name really is 'Iggy.' Heather wrote a fic where it was spelt Oggy and people have been calling me that ever since. I hate it
Me: Oggy…-snickers- Max: -holds Matt back-
Bell, are you madly in love with Matt?
Me: NO I'M FREAKING NOT!
Matt: That's it, no more Neytiri...
Me: -hugs Matt-
Neytiri: Oggy, are you madly in love with anybody?
Oggy: …no
Me: ELLA!
Iggy: NO!
Why not?
Iggy: Because-
Me: BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH ELLA!
Oggy, are you a heartless **?
Iggy: No…
Oggy, why are you a heartless **?
Iggy: I'm not heartless
Me: HE'S IN LOVE WITH ELLA, DAMMIT!
Oggy, do you mind if I start calling you "Heartless **"?
Iggy: Yes! I DO!
Me: And Iggy just married, 'Tiri…
Iggy: …CRAP!
Me: -cracks up-
Heartless **, why do you pretend your name is Oggy?
Iggy: My name is Iggy. I just explained that.
Matt: -is cracking up- Nevermind, let's let her have her fun...
Iggy: -glares at Matt-
Neytiri: Heartless **, you're both heartless and a **, you know that?
Iggy: I'm not
Me: -laughs-
Heartless **, why do you enjoy kicking puppies?
Iggy: WHO SAID THAT I DID!
Me: -bursts into hysterical laughter-
Heartless **, why do you enjoy tripping over bunnies?
Iggy: I don't enjoy it, they get in the freaking way!
Heartless **, why does everybody hate you?
Iggy:…
Me: Awwwww –huggles Iggy- I don't hate you
Heartless **, do you find this funny?
Iggy: No…
Me: Yup Max: Heartless **, do you hate Neytiri?
Bell, do you think those last four questions would be a good start to a song?
Me: -thinks- Maybe…
Heartless **, what about you?
Iggy: There is no Heartless ** here so I don't know who you're referring to
Should I finish the song?
Me: Yup
Heartless **, you enjoy having a song written about you, don't you?
Iggy: -sigh-
Do you think that would be a good start to the chorus?
Iggy: Whatever
Matt: Alright, as much as I hate to stop you, 'Tiri, that's enough...
Iggy: -says nothing-
Matt: Bell, are you getting tired of all these questions?
Me: Amazingly, no…
Max: Why do you think we're not gonna stop?
Me: I don't think that. You have to stop eventually -points at review limit-
Matt: Did you know my mom is interrogating me right now?
Me: Really? Why am I not surprised?
Max: And did you know that therefore we can't ask any more questions?
Me: -shrug- Awww...
Matt: -sigh- Well... I guess we're done then...
Me: Okay...
Iggy: Thank God… Matt: Oh, one more... Did we succeed in out-Sainting Saint?
Max: Damn...
Me and Iggy: Yes.
Max: I think we did...
Me: I'm almost certain that you did…
Me: Wow, that was a lot of questions
Iggy: And while you were reading them Matt was saying 'Bell' in your ear, right?
Matt: Beeeeeellllllll
Me: Yesh, pretty much -laughs- I'm just gonna post it now :)
-Bell and Ig