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"Batman's scaring me," Wally said with wide eyes. Robin looked up at him. Being in the cave Wally stared at his own eyes' reflection seeing the fear that imitated in them.
"What happened?" Robin asked rather uninterested. Wally got scared of something Batman did every other month lately.
"He's been trying to give me the talk," he said still trying to hide. Robin cocked his brow.
"The Talk?" he asked.
"Yeah. The whole birds and the bees' thing. But for you I think it's the bats and the bees," Wally said nervously. Robin snickered.
"Wow. Dude! He's giving you that talk? Shouldn't Flash being doing that for you?" he asked. Wally's eyes bugged even more.
"NO! Dude! He's my uncle. I mean he did try. Being the "good mentor" he is. But he kind of did it when we were in costume and the media kind of got wind of it. It took forever for Superman to get that footage away," Wally grumbled. Robin started to laugh uncontrollably.
"Really? That's priceless!" he laughed. A bright red blush appeared on Wally's face. Though he immediately paled when he felt a gloved hand on his shoulder.
"Now," said Batman. Wally's arms slumped, "You too Robin."
Robin's mouth gaped a bit.
"Uh… Batman, jeez can't this uh wait. I know about the birds and the bees," said Robin simply.
"What are you talking about?" he asked. Wally now had a look of utter confusion.
"Wally. You said he was after you to give you the talk," Robin said. Batman gave a small smirk.
"That's not the talk I was going to give you," he said, "but if you would rather…"
"NO!" they said in unison.
"What did you want to talk to us about?" Wally said sheepishly. Batman handed him a manila folder. He handed one to Robin as well.
"What are these?" Wally asked looking at the envelope. Looking back up he noticed that the caped crusader had vanished, "I hate when he does that."
"Duly noted," said Robin opened the folder. He looked at it for all of a second before quickly closed it. Wally raised his brow. He looked at his folder unsure he really wanted to open it or not. Looking at Robin he was really questioning what this was. The evil that could be inside the folder. The horrors that were locked inside.
"What's inside here?" he asked Robin. Robin looked up at him. He swiped Wally's folder and opened quickly. A smile came to his face and he started laughing. Wally took the folder back.
"Dude! What's in these?"
"Batman's approved list," he said with a smirk.
"Really?" he asked. He took one look inside before closing it. His face flushed a brilliant scarlet.
"Saw Arty?" he asked. Wally let out a small squeak and nodded. He ripped the folder in half and continued ripping until it looked like little pieces of confetti.
"We will not speak of this," Wally said.
"Yeah. No one likes to talk about the talk," Robin said agreeing. He did not want anyone to know that Batman himself was trying to set them up.
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