20 ways to annoy Scorpius Malfoy
1. Remind him that his dad was a deatheaters
2. Call him the spawn of Malfoy
3. Tell him about all the psycho people he's related to
4. Wipe snot on his clothes
5. Send him howlers everyday for a month saying you love chilli
6. Nickname him the junior ferret
7. Every time you see him say the light won so boo sucks to you
8. Cackle loudly and say your Bellatrix reincarnated and you want revenge for the Malfoys betraying Voldemort in the end
9. Persuade him to do dangerous and reckless stuff
10. Say how hot you find his dad
11. Go on about how brilliant you are
12 . Hex his teeth to fall out
13. Sneer better than him
14. Cry when he walks away from you
15. Repeat everything he says
16. Charm the words son and grandson of deatheaters in his hair
17. Send him random notes about cheese, cress and eggs
18. Give him a piece of Hagrids beard as a present
19. Laugh when he tries to get back at you and gets caught
20. Say he reminds you of a cockroach crossed with a spider