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(When Mikita had left to find Inuyasha, she left Hiei and Karasu alone with Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru was sitting, leaning against a tree, and Rena was rubbing against him. He seemed to ignore her, with an inner dislike apparent in his eyes.)
Sesshomaru: Down kitty.
(He grabbed her by the scruff of her neck gently, extending his arm to the side, and put Rena aside. Karasu recognized the arm.)
Karasu: You're the one that Miki gave the arm to. You're even more emotionless than Hiei, though he does show emotion now.
(Karasu smiled at Hiei.)
Hiei: Hn.
Karasu: Eh, when he wants to.
(Sesshomaru stood up and Karasu stood in front of him.)
Karasu: I bet I could make you show emotion.
Sesshomaru: Doubtful.
(She kicked him between the legs, and in a quick, higher-pitched tone than usual, he yelled:)
Sesshomaru: Ow!
Karasu: (smiling mischievously) Told ya.
(Sesshomaru regained his calm.)
Sesshomaru: Why did you do that? Do you have something against me?
Karasu: Oh, it's just a warning to let you know that if you ever lay a hand on me with my father's hand, or your own for that matter, I'll do much worse.
Sesshomaru: I can see how you're related to Mikita. Don't worry. I have no intention of touching you.
Karasu: Oh, so I'm not good enough for you, is that it?
(Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow.)
Karasu: I see how it is. Well fine. I'm already taken anyway.
Hiei: (Sweat drop.)
(They looked aside and saw Mikita returning.)
Karasu: Hey, Where were you?
Mikita: Just out.
Sesshomaru: It wasn't safe for you to be out there alone.
Mikita: I know, but I've got the Dragon Tail now.
Sesshomaru: But you hardly know how to use it.
Mikita: Eh, I can hit someone over the head with it.
Karasu: Wait a second…Dragon Tail?
Mikita: Yeah. It was made from the tail of a dragon.
Karasu: Oh, so you have something against dragons now?
Mikita: What? No.
Karasu: I bet you have something against girls too, don't you?
Mikita: What the hell are you talking about Karasu? Where'd that come from?
Karasu: That's what I should be asking you, traitor! Hn.
(Karasu stormed off angrily.)
Mikita: Kari! What's her problem?
Hiei: Well, jee. Maybe it has something to do with her being part dragon. Is that a hint for you?
Mikita: Oops.
(Meanwhile, Miroku was walking along complaining to himself.)
Miroku: What's with Sango? I'm not bi. I stay loyal to my women. Speaking of my women, where's Leona? She's probably off eating her peaches again.
(Miroku sighed, and then sensed something following him.)
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(Leona heard Miroku's shout off in the distance.)
Leona: Miroku!
(She ran to find him and found that a large sized demon in its dragon form had Miroku in one hand and peaches in the other.)
Demon: Are you Leona, lover of the peaches?
(The demon's voice sounded like a child's voice attempting to sound deep and scary.)
Leona: Yes…what are you doing with Miroku? Hey! You've got my peaches too! Give 'em back!
Demon: You must choose. It's either Miroku or the peaches. What'll it be?
Leona: What the…? Who and what are you?
Demon: Just choose. If you choose the monk, the peaches are mine. If you choose the peaches, the monk will be my slave.
Leona: Hmm…Let's see, Miroku…or peaches…? Uhh…
(Leona was deciding, and Miroku expected that.)
Miroku: She's gonna pick the peaches. --
Demon: Well…?
Leona: I pick…Miroku!
Miroku: What? You picked me?
Demon: Very well.
(The demon dropped Miroku and he went over to Leona.)
Miroku: I can't believe you chose me.
Leona: Eh, that was just three peaches. Why would I need those when I could have you to pick more for me? That way, I'll never run out.
(Miroku was sadly disappointed.)
Miroku: Oh…well at least you picked me.
Leona: Yeah. Yeah. More peaches. Let's go. Chop! Chop! In the meantime, I'm going after that thing that stole my peaches!
(Mikita found Karasu, who was still angry.)
Mikita: Karasu…can we talk?
Karasu: What's that annoying sound? Is that the sound of the dragon-hating sexist?
Mikita: Okay, one: I have nothing against dragons, and two: Why would I be against girls? I am a girl!
Karasu: I don't know! You tell me!
Mikita: You're the one that started it! You tell me!
Karasu: No! I don't talk to midget-haters!
Mikita: Midget-haters? What the…? Where did that come from! I have nothing against midgets!
Karasu: Oh, so are you saying you like midgets? You probably daydream about Hiei all the time!
Mikita: Eww, hell no!
Karasu: Oh, so he's not good enough for you?
Mikita: I didn't say…! You know what? Fine! I'm fed up with midgets, dragons, girls…!
(Suddenly, a screaming child ran into her and fell down.)
Mikita:. …And random children running into me from out of nowhere.
(A young girl with dark blue hair lay there looking up at Mikita, who was giving the girl a death glare. The little demon girl picked up the three scattered peaches and stood up nervously.)
Demon: Heh, sorry. Don't kill me! I'm just hungry!
Leona: There you are you little peach stealer!
(The girl screamed and fled from Leona as they ran in some sort of circle.)
Leona; I knew that dragon form of yours was just a disguise! Get back here thief!
(The little demon continued to run and scream until running into Mikita and falling once again.)
Karasu: You just ran into the same person twice!
Mikita: Now I really am getting tired of that.
(Leona ran over and grabbed two of her peaches, but the demon kept one trapped within her grasp.)
Leona: Hand it over, brat!
(Leona pounced on her and wrestled her for the peach.)
Karasu: Yay! Go Leona! Get her!
Mikita: I'm just going to say this to be against Karasu…
(Mikita pulled Leona off of the girl.)
Mikita: Leave the kid alone.
Karasu: So you do have something against me!
Mikita: Shut up.
Karasu: I bet if I was a male tiger demon, you wouldn't be telling me to shut up.
Mikita: Where'd that come from? Your not making sense anymore!
Karasu: Yes I am, you dragon-hating sexist retard! "Male" as in "not female" and "tiger" as in "not dragon." Of course I couldn't be a midget either or a random child that runs into you from out of nowhere…
Mikita: Would you just drop it Karasu!
Karasu: Oh, am I getting on your nerves? Do people who get on your nerves get on your nerves?
Mikita: What?
Karasu: Never mind. You wouldn't understand. I'm like the only smart one around here. I bet you have something against smart people too!
Mikita: Yeah, Smart asses.
Karasu: Say that to my face!
Mikita: I just did!
Karasu: Well say it again!
Leona: Look whatever you two are fighting about, I'm against both of you cause I don't like taking sides!
Karasu: Well fine.
Leona: Fine.
Mikita: Fine.
Leona: Fine!
Karasu/Mikita: Fine!
Demon: Hello, I'm still here, you know!
(They all stopped and looked at her, watching as she ate the last bite of the peach.)
Leona: You ate my peach!
Karasu: You have two more. Eat 'em and shut up.
Leona: I'm not listening to you! Neither of you! I'm not related to you two anymore.
Mikita: You can't just un-relate yourself from us!
Leona: I can if I want to. So there!
Mikita: Hn.
Karasu: Pssh.
Demon: Are you all related?
Leona: No. They're not my sisters anymore.
Karasu: I don't know them.
Mikita: Never seen 'em before in my life.
Demon: I wish I had a sister. Well, I did have a sister but I've never seen her. My mom told me about her. She said her name was Karasu.
Karasu: What? My name is Karasu!
Demon: Wait; are you part dragon, part fire?
Karasu; Yeah…
Demon: My sister! You're alive!
(She ran up and hugged Karasu, who found her embrace awkward.)
Demon: I can't believe it's you! I have a big sister! My name is Sakura!
Karasu: (Pushes her away) Okay, you're creeping me out.
Sakura: Sorry. Hee hee, everyone tells me that.
Karasu: Your mom told you about me? How does she know me?
Sakura: Duh, silly. She's your mom too.
Karasu: She is? (Angrily) Where is she? When I see that bitch, I'm gonna…!
Sakura: Why are you calling mommy a "Bitch"? She's not a dog!
Karasu: What does that have to do with anything?
Mikita: I can see the family resemblance.
Leona: Karasu doesn't know the meaning of the word. She just knows that it's profanity.
Karasu: Hn. I'm not related to that…
Sakura: Flowers!
Karasu: Huh!
(She looked down and saw Sakura playing with two flowers.)
Sakura: I'm the mommy flower. I'm the daughter flower. I love you. You're a bitch. Really? Well I'm gonna spank you.
(She started smacking them together, scattering and dislocating the petals.)
Sakura: Watch your mouth daughter flower!
Mikita: Now who does that sound like to you?
Karasu: I'm not sure. I've almost got it. It's on the tip of my tongue…
Mikita/Leona: (Disappointed sigh)
Mikita: I can't believe I'm stuck with such moron sisters.
Leona: Hey! Was I included in that?
Mikita: …Maybe.
Karasu: Inuyasha!
Mikita/Leona: Huh?
Karasu: That's who it sounds like…No, maybe not.
Sakura: You're weird.
Karasu: Shut up, you stupid little brat!
Sakura: I'm telling mommy!
(Sakura dropped the flowers, jumped up, and ran off.)
Leona: She was talking to the flowers, not you.
Karasu: So what? Hmm…I'm gonna follow her. I have a few things to "discuss" with mommy.
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So now Sakura, Karasu's little sister on the mother's side, has entered the adventure. The very odd adventure. How many more members could there be? And who is the father of this child? Find out next time.