Yu-Gi-Oh! owned by Kazuki Takahashi and KONAMI
Fanfiction and Characters with * by: Emerald Sonata
Yu-Gi-Oh! (Duel Monsters):
Dark Magician Girl, Alice
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'Friends are OOD'
"… You need what?"
"L-like I said… I-I'm too scared to go into public bathrooms alone... so... you know."
"Screw you Odd-Eyes. Screw you."
"FRANCESCA…. Please hurry. I-it's going to leak out…"
The protagonist story was utterly defeated. Why?
He had no choice but to bring Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon girl into the boy's bathroom to fix her problem… What? Are you really expecting he was going to go Tactical Insertion into the danger zone of a ladies bathroom.
This isn't just being branded as a pervert for the rest of his life – this is a felony.
"…. Hey Commoner. What's with those strange bowls hanging on the walls… Are those mints?"
"Ask me that question when you're reincarnated as a boy. And good god No, they're not mints. Don't even think about it."
After shoving Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon girl into one of the stalls in the men's washroom, Jack O'Donnell ended up hiding his embarrassed face inside the stall next door.
This… was too much for a highschool boy in his youth.
"Why God. Why are you putting me in this terrible situation? Do you really hate me?"
No, it's just fun to see you suffer.
"Why you—"
What Jack O'Donnell said next was instantly censored out by the sound of a stream falling into a pool.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah… Much better… Hm? Who are you?"
Then it happened.
"GET OUT OF MY STALL YOU GOD-D#MN PERVERT!"
"… Heh?"
Jack O'Donnell lifted up his weary head from his hands… completely alone in his own stall
Repeat: He was 100% Alone. Even the bathroom was empty save him and her.
"Oh sh—"
"ODD SPECTRUM!"
After hearing the sound of a gigaton laser beam firing next door - Old Ye Faithful Geyser cometh.