AN: Okay, so I'm sorry this is getting posted so late. I was on a plane so I just passed out when we got to where we were staying, but when I woke up I knew I had to type a chapter up because I told you guys I'd give you daily updates. So…here you go!
Disclaimer: I already said I'm not doing these! You get the point anyway.
Jasper POV
I ran over to where Carlisle, Esme, and Mike were standing, and I noticed Emmett was by their side. He was waving his arms wildly, his eyes wide with excitement. What was he going on about? "Hey!"
Carlisle spun on his heel, smiling broadly when he saw me. "Well hello! What are you doing here, Jasper?"
"Renesmee…remember?" I asked. Carlisle, Esme, Mike, and even Emmett stared at me with confusion, so I continued, "Why are you guys here?"
Carlisle shrugged. "We figured that if we filmed here they'd give us money for advertising or something like that."
"Uh…isn't that illegal?" I muttered.
"What?" Carlisle exclaimed.
"So anyway," Esme said as her husband freaked out, "who's the kid?"
I looked down at the young boy at my side who was shivering with fear and discomfort. "Oh, this is…uh…Kid. Kid, this is Carlisle, Esme, Mike, and Emmett."
"Hi!" everyone but Carlisle chorused. Kid's was a bit shyer, but he still mumbled something.
Carlisle was still shrieking about having to film again or something like that when Emmett decided to break the awkward silence. "I'M MARRIED TO A DOOR!"
I stared at him for a moment, shocked out of my mind. "Wait…what?"