Car Alarm Surprise
AN: Ever wonder what might have happened if Ron hadn't lost his courage in the episode "Car Alarm?" Well, wonder no more.
Chapter 34: Time to build
(Middleton, USA)
Ron was driving Kim's car with the said owner sitting in the passenger seat with a blindfold on over her eyes.
Kim says, "Ron, where are you taking me?" for like the fourth time since putting on the blindfold.
Ron smiles as he says, "Uh-uh! It is going to be a big surprise Kim. So no peeking ok?"
Kim says, "Ok honey but remember we've got to meet up with the wedding planner in while so I hope this trip doesn't take us too long."
Ron chuckles and says, "Kim, we're in a car that can fly… I could take you to Paris and we could still be back by suppertime."
Kim smiles as she says, "Oh Ron! Are you taking me to Paris?"
Ron says, "Why? Do you want to go there for our honeymoon?"
Kim is still smiling before says, "I'd love to but if we're not going to Paris, where are we going?" She begins to raise her hand to her face before Rufus bats at it with his paw since he was sitting on her shoulder.
Ron is smiling as he says, "We're almost there KP. Just hold on a bit longer. I promise you that the surprise will be totally worth it."
Kim feels all warm inside as she hears him call her KP and says softly, "Ok Ron… I trust you."
Kim somehow manages to stay quiet in her eagerness to know what was going on. She could feel Ron's sense of pride that this was going to be something she really enjoyed and she knew that he wasn't going to disappoint her.
She can feel the car finally start to slow down, hearing a subtle change in the way the road changed from street to cement before the car comes to a complete stop.
Kim anxiously says, "Can I take off the blindfold yet Ron?"
Ron says, "Not yet, just wait until we're out of the car. I promise you'll love it."
Ron gets out and walks around to open the door for Kim. He guides her around to the where she can feel the ground turn from cement to what she'd guess was grass.
Kim can feel Ron's hands on her shoulders as he says, "Ok… you can take off the blindfold now." She moves her hands up with slowness to the back of her head where the tie was loose so she wouldn't have any trouble removing it when the time came.
She pulls it down and blinks as her eyes adjust to the suddenness of the sunlight and then looks at a house with a SOLD sticker across a realtor's sign.
Kim says, "Why did you bring me here Ron? All I see is some house that's… been… sold?" Her eyes grow wide as it hits her and she quickly brings her hands to cover her mouth as she turns to see Ron grinning as big as she's ever seen him before.
Ron says, "Remember when we were looking all those houses online and you said you liked this one? Well… I bought it for us. Surprise!"
Kim cries out, "OH, RON! I LOVE IT! THANK YOU!" before she immediately plants a big kiss on his lips with her arms wrapping around his neck.
It is a full minute before the kiss is broken and Ron softly says, "Mmmm, that kiss made it all worth it Kim."
Kim smiles at him before she turns to the house and says, "I can't believe you did all this! How could you ever afford it?"
Ron smiles and says, "Remember how I botched things up with my Bueno Nacho check the first time?"
Kim nods and says, "Yes, and your parents took over all financial dealings to make sure you never did it again."
Ron says, "Well ever since I proposed to you, they knew that I'd need access to my money for bigger things and so when I told them that I wanted to do this… they gave me full access to my money so I could not only buy you a house but all the stuff to go with it too."
Kim's eyes go very wide as she says, "Really? When are you going to buy all the furniture?"
Ron's smile never leaves his face as he says, "Don't you mean when did I buy the stuff?" He pulls out a key to the house and says as he twirls it on a finger, "Want to see your fully stocked, new home?"
Kim smiles as she nods, speechless at just how great her guy was being to her at that moment. She just nods with the biggest smile on her face and wide eyes looking into Ron's eyes.
Ron grins as he says, "Come on then… let me show you our new home." He wraps an arm around her and together they walk up to the house.
Ron says as he unlocks the door and opens it, "Everything you said you wanted in your new home, you got. I hope you'll be happy."
Kim steps forward as she looks around in awe, still wondering if she is dreaming. She notes that Ron wasn't kidding when he claimed the house had everything she'd ever wanted.
Kim walks around from room to room, with Ron explaining things each room they entered but even she was amazed when they walked into the kitchen that impressive enough to be the envy of any 4 star chef.
Ron proudly says, "I'm going to need a good kitchen if I'm going to make my KP the kind of food that she deserves all the time."
Kim looks at all the chrome and says, "I haven't seen this much of a kitchen since the time we took that kitchen class Ron."
Ron does that infamous goofy smile of his and says, "Just think of all the stuff I can create in this kitchen, Kim."
Kim says, "What about school?"
Ron says, "Not a problem Kim. Follow me." He starts walking and leads her upstairs to where there a balcony and he says, "There are two takeoff/landing pads here so we can take off in rockets and fly them to whatever school we go to."
Kim smirks as she says, "The tweebs?"
Ron suddenly looks nervous before he nods his head as he scratches the back of his head and says, "It was their idea."
Kim leans forward and kisses him on the cheek before she says, "You're so sweet Ron. I can tell you put a lot of effort into this place."
Ron smiles at her and says, "You know me Kim… anything for you."
Kim looks at him softly with a smile as she says, "I know hon and now there's something I want to do for you."
Ron says, "You don't need to do anything for me Kim. Just to see that happy expression on your face made all this worthwhile."
Kim says in a sultry voice, "I think you'll like this one Ron…" She then leans forward and starts to kiss him very slowly and with her hand rubbing over his chest before wrapping that arm around him and pulling him into a passionate kiss.
(Meanwhile at the Possible Home)
James Possible says, "That's weird…" before his wife says, "What is it honey?"
Frowning he says, "It… is difficult to say, but to use a movie term, I'd have to say I felt a disturbance in the force."
His wife giggles and says, "Oh, you say the silliest things…" She then pauses as she thinks, "I wonder what would cause him to say such a thing? Surely Kimmie wouldn't…. no, she is a good girl."
(Elsewhere)
Drakken was in his lab, looking at a picture of Shego blasting him in the butt and causing him to jump. The picture's timing had been just as he was in mid-air with his hands covering his butt and a ridiculous expression on his face.
He had taken it from Shego's room and wondered why it was her favorite as it had been taken around the time of the emotion chip time by one of the henchmen.
Drakken sighs and says, "I really wish Shego would come home but I guess she can't until that Kim Possible finally marries the buffoon!" He shakes his fist in anger as he wanted the whole thing to be over with already.
Just then there was a knocking at the door and he goes over to take a peek, gasping loudly as he recognizes the visitor. He tries to jump away in time but Motor Ed crashes through the door on his bike, slamming Drakken into the wall before it slowly swings back to reveal him in a Drakken-shaped crater.
Motor Ed yells, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Motor Ed is in the House! Seriously, I rock!" He looks around for his blue-skinned relative and doesn't see him.
Motor Ed gets off his bike and removes his helmet, placing it on the seat before he says, "Yo! Anyone home? YO DREW! Seriously! I want to talk to you man!" A small sound of creaking leather catches his attention as Drakken raises a club over his head to clobber his cousin.
Motor Ed turns and smiles as he says loudly, "There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you man! Seriously!" He steps in another direction just as Drakken swings down, missing him and falling down in the process.
Motor Ed says, "Hey, where is the green babe?" Raising a hand up to his mouth he shouts, "YO GREEN BABE! COME ON OUT! SERIOUSLY!"
Drakken gets up and as he dusts himself off he says, "Shego's not here! She's been spending time with Kim Possible to help her with her wedding!"
Motor Ed says, "What? Green babe is hanging out with Red? Doesn't she live here anymore dude? Seriously!"
Drakken says, "No, Green… I mean Shego doesn't or if she does, she has been hiding out from me."
Motor Ed slaps Drakken on the shoulder, causing him to stumble as he says, "Dude, why don't you go get her? Isn't she like your partner or something? Seriously Man!"
Drakken grumbles for a moment as he rubs the sore arm before he says, "I would but Kim Possible has more security around her than Fort Knox! I couldn't get to her even if I wanted to!"
Motor Ed says, "Why don't you do what I did to get the wedding invitation? Contact the computer nerd! Seriously!"
Drakken's jaw drops and he shouts, "What?! You have been invited to the wedding?"
Motor Ed smiles as he says, "Yeah, though I had to promise not to cause any trouble and sign an oath not to. Not that I was planning to anyway. I want to see how the skinny dude will like my present! IT ROCKS! OOOOOH YEAH! Seriously!"
Drakken's eyebrows bounce up as he says, "You? Gave Kim Possible and the buffoon a gift? WHY?"
Motor Ed grins as if were the most obvious thing in the world and says, "Dude, they're getting MARRIED! What more totally awesome reason do I need? Get with the program! Seriously!"
Drakken jabs a thumb at himself as he says, "I've known them far longer than you! I should be the one giving them the most awesome gift! I've spent a lot of time and energy coming up with something to give them!"
Motor Ed shakes his head, flapping about his mullet from side to side as he says, "Nuh-uh! I've got the ultimate gift for the dude! A whole new bike that is way better than that joke he drives around now! Seriously!"
Drakken says in disbelief, "THAT is your gift? A motorcycle?"
Motor Ed grins big as he says, "Oh, this thing ROCKS! It makes the Doom V 2.0 look like yesterday's news! It can fly for starters man and that's just the tip of the iceberg! Seriously!"
Drakken laughs for a minute before he says, "I thought I had something to worry about! A motorcycle! Oh this is rich!"
Motor Ed frowns as he says, "Cousin dude, I am serious! It even has a sidecar for Red to ride around in! Seriously!"
Drakken imagines Kim in a sidecar and Ron at the controls of a flying motorcycle and begins to laugh hysterically, covering his hands over his stomach as it begins to cause him pain. He falls down onto the ground as he continues to laugh all the while Motor Ed just fumes and glares at him.
Motor Ed suddenly remembers something and says, "So where is your invite to the wedding? Seriously!" This causes Drakken to stop laughing in mid-HA so quickly that he starts coughing for a few moments.
Drakken frowns as he gets up and says, "It… Um… got lost in the mail."
Motor Ed grins as he knew his relative was lying and says, "Well then contact the computer nerd for a new one. I'll help you. Seriously!" He walks over to a computer and begins typing as Drakken runs over to stop him as he says, "Wait! No! Get away from there! I can do it myself Eddie!"
Motor Ed manages to hit 'Enter' causing a signal to open up while Drakken's got his back to the screen which causes the almost instant picture of Wade to appear on the large monitor.
Drakken shouts, "Eddie! Get away from the computer! I tell you, I am certain that the wedding invite got lost in the mail! They wouldn't have a wedding without me there after all we've been through!"
Wade says, "Actually, we have been looking for you but you have been keeping yourself hidden better than usual Drakken." He grins at the blue-skinned mad scientist as he hears Drakken gasp loudly and turn around in surprise.
Drakken says, "Um…er… that is…"
Motor Ed points at Drakken as he says, "Cousin Drew here wants an invite and he has a gift for Red and the Blonde dude as well. Seriously! Any way you can hook him up computer dude? Seriously!"
Wade looks at how Drakken is blushing and says, "Sure thing, I have had one for him ever since Shego became part of the wedding party. I just didn't know where to send it ever since he escaped from prison."
Wade says to Drakken, "Just promise on the villain's oath that you won't cause any trouble or the punishment…" He is cut off by Drakken as he says, "Yes, I know… I'll be looked down upon by the villain community for a year and kept out of all the fun villain parties."
Wade blinks as he hadn't known that before he says, "Actually, what I was going to say was that the punishment will be dealt by Shego herself. I think you know what kind of punishment that Shego will do if you break your word to her."
Drakken pales as a low, yet high-pitched 'EEP' escapes his mouth before he shakes his head to recover and says, "Fine! I promise to behave for Kim Possible's wedding to the buffoon."
Wade says, "Oh and another thing… Shego wanted me to pass on a message." He pulls out a 5 x 8 card and reads, "Drakken, for the thousandth time… his name is Ron Stoppable! You better learn it because I'm not going to blast you if you get Kim's name wrong after she marries him! Kim Stoppable! Ron Stoppable! Learn it or fry! Your partner in crime, Shego."
Motor Ed laughs and says, "Yeah! Gotta love that green fire from the green babe! Seriously!" He slaps Drakken on the back hard enough to knock him forward some.
Wade says, "Oh, Shego also had a message for you too Motor Ed." He hits a few keys on the computer and a video image pops up with Shego on the screen and hands flaming dangerously before she says loudly, "My name is Shego! Not 'Green Babe' SHEGO! Got that? Get it right by wedding time or you'll spend their wedding in the hospital like a mummy!" The video cuts off quickly after that.
Motor Ed yells, "OOOOOOOOH YEAH! I think she is starting to like me! I've got the Lipsky magic! Seriously!"
Both Wade and Drakken just stare at the clueless Motor Ed for a few moments before Drakken shouts at him, "Idiot! Shego's going to fry you like an egg and put you in traction if you don't stop calling her 'The Green Babe!' Don't you care?"
Motor Ed laughs and says, "Oh she is just kidding! She loves the way I am with her and my nickname for her, after all what woman can resist me and my way awesome mullet? Seriously!" He looks back and forth between Wade and Drakken before he says, "Heh, right…?" When he gets no answer other than a 'How stupid ARE you?' kind of look he slumps over and says, "Aw man… this stinks worse than living in a city dump! Seriously!"
AN: Well everyone, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. What do you think of what happened in it? What did you think of Ron's little 'surprise' for Kim? Do you think Kim did that with Ron? What did you think of the Possible Home scene? What did you think of Drakken and Motor Ed's scene? What did you think of Shego's message for the two them?
As usual all reviews, thoughts, ideas, suggestions, spin-offs, letters of appreciation and more are welcome.
