From Alice:
Die Edward. Just die.
From Edward:
No! I refuse!
From Rosalie:
DIIIIIEEEE!
From Edward:
YOU DIE!
From Bella:
Holy toffee chews!
From Alice:
Bella, we're in the middle of ordering Edward to die!
From Bella:
HOLY TOFFEE CHEWS! *hyperventilating*
From Rosalie:
This had better be worth it Bella.
From Emmett:
Your toffee chews are not holy, Swan
From Jasper:
Ye! Go and trip and break your nose on a hedgehog!
From Emmett:
You don't know what were talking about, do you?
From Jasper:
Errrrrr...holy toffee chews?
From Emmett:
Damnit
From Alice:
Lucky guess
From Jasper:
Your faith is small in size, young Padowan
From Alice:
No, your brain is.
From Rosalie:
Ka-ching!
From Jasper:
Alice.
From Alice:
What?
From Jasper:
I AM YOUR FATHER
From Bella:
Ahem.
From Alice:
O.K, lets just recycle back to the point before Jasper began texting
From Bella:
HOLY TOFFEE CHEWS! *hyperventilates*
From Edward:
OMG WHAT IS WRONG BELLA MY LURRRV?
From Rosalie:
DIIIIE ALREADY!
From Edward:
Don't wanna!
From Rosalie:
*gets lots of coffee at drowns Edward in it*
From Bella:
Errr...
HOLY TOFFEE CHEWS!
From Emmett:
You already texted that!
From Jasper:
Ye! Go and break your nose a bit!
From Emmett:
You still have no idea what were talking about, do you?
From Jasper:
Bella texting about holy toffee chews again?
From Emmett:
DAMN YOU TO RUBBER DUCKY HELL JASPER!
From Alice:
Lucky guess
From Jasper:
I AM YOUR FATHER
From Alice:
...
Stop trying to be interesting
From Bella:
O.K, i have holy toffee chewed a million times and i will actually stab myself with a butter knife if i have to do it again.
From Rosalie:
Butter knife?
From Bella:
It's a living
From Edward:
MMMmmmmm...CCCCoooooFFFFeeeeee...
From Emmett:
AHH COFFEE MONSTER!
From Alice:
OMG HIIIIDE!
From Bella:
OH MY GAWDDDDD!
From Edward:
CCCCOOOOrrrrrfffEeEeEe Goooooo...d
From Rosalie:
Nooooo have mercy on the souls of the low fat cappucinos with extra froth!
From Edward:
FfRRRRROOooo...thhh GOOOOOOODdddd...
From Emmett:
What have the caramel fudge peanut mochas with mini marshmallows ever done to you?
From Alice:
You know what? We should not stand for this. Our coffee needs protecting.
From Bella:
Your right! But, OMG HOLY TOFFEE CHEWS *stabs self with butterknife* first please.
From Rosalie:
Alright, what is it?
From Jasper:
YES WHAT IS IT? I AM YOUR FATHER
From Alice:
Just stop it. Now. You are shaming Star Wars and Hayden Christensen.
From Bella:
So i was looking in the fridge for my spare rifle to shoot Emmett with for being silly and immature when i found the most shocking thing ever.
From Alice:
OMG OMG
From Emmett:
*holds breath*
From Bella:
I FOUND A HOT CHOCCICLE!
From Edward:
HOOOoooTtTt cccH...O..OOOOcOllLaaaa...Teeeee GOOooOOd..dd
From Emmett:
AGH NOOO THE COFFEE MONSTER! QUICK ALICE, THE SECRET WEAPON!
From Alice:
I didn't want to have to do this Edward, really i didn't, but it has to be done.
From Jasper:
EDWARD I AM YOUR FATHER
From Edward:
Brain-dead-brain-dead-must-kill-self-
From Jasper:
What did i say?
From Emmett:
I am so sorry Edward, but it was for your own good.
From Edward:
kill-self-kill-self-butterknife-needed-
From Bella:
OI! Get your filthy hands off it!
From Alice:
YEAH!
From Rosalie:
GET HIM!
From Jasper:
You know i like my Darth Vader voice.
I AM YOUR FATHER
From Darth Vader:
NO. I AM YOUR FATHER
From Jasper:
Do i know you?
omg omg omg omg rarrrghhh i am so sorry its been years! YEARS!
Love Reganmacneil