Bullshitteries

Everyone was still asking questions from the last which BAS was just trying to get this show on the road. BAS points at Midnight, Midnight asks, "What happens to Jerusalem?"

BAS said, "Since they won the kingdom of Jerusalem, Izuku will crown someone to be the king of Jerusalem."

Kirishima raised his hand which BAS said, "Last one."

Kirishima ask, "Who is the king of Jerusalem?"

BAS points at Kirishima which Kirishima felt pride to be the king of the holy land then BAS's screen started ringing like a phone. The screen reads 'Wife' which Nemu in shock, "You have a wife?!"

Hardcasekara and Ghost were equally in shock which BAS said, "Yeah… Nemu… your mother never died. That was a lie, she actually was taking care of a few personal things while I raised you. Like killing a few gods, I'm not allowed to kill and they threaten your existence."

Ghost shouted, "You lied to us!"

BAS shrugged, "What you two never met her, but you heard of her."

Hardcasekara asked, "Who is she?"

BAS pressed a button which a blue hair and eye woman in a white and black general outfit appeared on the screen. BAS smiled, "Hey babe!"

She smiled back, "Hey, I'm on the way back… is Nemu actually there!"

Nemu said, "Mom…"

Ghost shouted, "General Esdeath!"

Hardcasekara's knees were shaking in fear, which everyone else were taking note of. Esdeath said, "I'll be home in like 15 minutes, traffic here is…"

She made a sadistic smile, "A nightmare."

BAS chuckled, "Be careful, it gets worst the longer you wait."

The call ended which Yagi asked, "Who is she?"

BAS said, "Best girl of all time and you can't change my mind."

Ghost looked at him like he was crazy, "Best girl? She slaughtered hundreds of thousands of people…"

BAS said, "Soldiers… they knew what they were signing up for."

Ghost rolled his eyes, "Soldiers and people, the most sadistic woman in her world and the most overpowered ice powers to where she can freeze time."

Everyone was shocked by her power which Shoto asked, "She can freeze time with her ice quirk?"

The gods nodded which they were in awe by her power, Nemu asked, "She has a quirk?"

Hardcasekara said, "Well it's not exactly a quirk… because it's stronger than a quirk and she got the power from drinking the blood of a powerful ice dragon."

Aizawa raised an eyebrow, "Ice dragon?"

BAS said, "Her world is a lot different from yours… a lot different. But watch some Arma3 bullshittery!"

The scene opened up with few soldiers in the night on a stealth mission and one of them with Bakugo's voice in an Indian accent, "I had a whole tub of popcorn, my ass is itching."

Denki, Sero, and Sato started laughing then Sero said, "That is how it be sometimes."

Mina asked, "Why did you eat an entire tub of popcorn in the first place?"

Inko asked, "The real question is why does Katsuki have an Indian accent?"

The scene changed to them running up to the hill, Izuku in a British accent said, "Lets push up to this hill."

Shoto in a German accent said, "I'm not that fast, wait for me!"

Everyone laughed because they did not expect Izuku with a British accent and Shoto with a German accent. They could picture them with those accents and Russian Izuku laughed, "I never thought I would see myself with an inferior accent!"

Everyone looked at him because of his Russian accent was just interesting and it was weird.

Izuku turned around to see Shoto was crawling on the ground which he chuckled, "Stop crawling on the ground, like an earthworm."

A few people laughed and chuckled but Tomura as a gamer was annoyed that they were doing something that stupid while on a mission.

Izuku then asked, "What are you doing?"

Bakugo shouted, "I will join you, my bother!"

Izuku giggled, "No!"

Which then Bakugo ran next to Shoto and the started crawling together.

Dabi will laughing, "Oh my god!"

Toru chanted, "Bakugo x Todoroki"

Hardcasekara looked at her, "That is some heresy right there."

Izuku started recomposing himself, "We are not being earthworms."

Then Shoto said, "Let's have a race."

Bakugo said, "Alright!"

Then they started racing each other, which Shoto said, "I can beat him, I can be him."

Then Iida used the red dot sight to make a finishing line which Bakugo shouted, "We got a finish line!"

Izuku started laughing his ass off, "Come on, come on."

Everyone was laughing their asses off that they were racing each other by crawling on a mission. Aizawa smirked, "Those four are just impractical jokers."

BAS got an idea an wrote it on the board to find the impractical joker AU for them to watch later.

The Bakugo started complaining about the line being slanted which Shoto killed him. Iida and Izuku laughed hard as Shoto crawled to the finish line which the words 'Gambit Wins!' appeared.

Tomura shouted, "Friendly fire! You four are the worst gamers I have seen!"

Hardcasekara said, "Sometimes they play seriously but most of the time they are just a clan of jackasses."

Then the scene changes to where a bunch on men are getting in a helicopter which Izuku shouted, "I get the front seat! I get the front seat!"

Then he got in the chopper and he was in the back and he said, "Ahhh, I'm in the back seat with the lower classes."

Jiro giggled, "That is how it is when you call shotgun, but it's already taken."

Momo laughed, "Why is that true?!"

Then the scene changes to the guys at a helicopter pad which Shoto said, "Alpha one this is Gas Chamber… oh wait."

Everyone around him laughed and Izuku said, "You can't have the callsign 'Gas Chamber'!"

Shoto was in shock that he used 'Gas Chamber' as his callsign which some people chuckled but other felt offended by it.

Later…

Shoto said, "Alpha one, this is Auschwitz we're getting air ready for air support as soon as you are, over."

Then Kirishima said, "He named himself Auschwitz."

Izuku sighed, "I don't even know anymore."

The villains laughed hard from Shoto continuing to use inappropriate things as his callsign especially with his German accent. Denki asked, "Is Shoto a Nazi or something?"

BAS smiled, "Closet Nazi, but we now going to watch them in action."

Izuku with a bunch of the ZF Clan were heading into battle, "One-one, this is one-two, we've been fully reinforced and we're 260 meters away from Zinc."

The scene changes to Izuku shooting at men but an arrow popped up 'four simultaneous deaths' then more died as the kept going. Then an airstrike occurred which Izuku in shock, "An airstrike on one-two's position?"

Then they were near a minefield which Denki said, "There might be mines."

Then Denki stepped on a mine and exploded.

Everyone was dying from laughter by how bad they were, and they were losing numbers at a fast rate. Tomura grunted, "Idiots"

Jiro giggled, "There might be mines, steps on a landmine."

Then Izuku was yelling, "Engage them, why are you all running away?!"

Three guys were running away which Izuku said, "Oh fuckers! Yeah, I'll do it myself."

Then Izuku was healing Tokoyami, "Waffle's down!"

Then a grenade blew up two guys which Izuku annoyed, "Two guys got wasted because of SPACING!"

Then it was down to just Izuku and Shoji, "Jeezus, is it just you and me, Aizen?!"

Shoji sarcastically, "Did we have more?"

Izuku shouted, "We had 12 guys, what happened to the 12 guys in the last 10 minutes?!"

Shoji started laughing his ass off.

Tomura was thinking, "I know how you feel."

Nezu said, "That's just bad that they lost that many in just 10 minutes."

Everyone agreed that the team was just bad, and they need to improve.

The scene changed to Izuku and a group of men were behind a house. Tomura asked, "Is that a helicopter?"

The helicopter started shooting which they ran to hide, a Monoma said, "Locking on!"

Which Izuku got a quick look to see he had no rocket launcher and Monoma said, "Miss!"

Izuku shouted, "That's because it's imaginary rocket launcher, did you make an imaginary miss on the very real helicopter…"

The helicopter crashed into a building behind them, "which crashed into… a building?"

Monoma said, "See!"

Izuku giggling, "So your imaginary rocket just hit."

Monoma said, "Yes!"

Izuku laughed, "What kind of loopy land did I enter?!"

Monoma chuckled, "It's Russia, dude."

Izuku was laughing and a gamer said, "Welcome to Greybeard's server."

Izuku laughed harder by the randomness of this new server he just entered.

Everyone was dying from this version of Monoma and his imaginary rocket taking down a helicopter. Izuku laughed, "What is game called?"

BAS said, "Arma3"

The guys were agreeing on getting it to try it out because how funny this was, and Tomura was looking for a new game anyways. Kirishima leaned over to Russian Izuku, "Is it true that in Russia, physics obeys your laws?"

Russian Izuku smirked, "That is very true."

Anarchist said, "I've been to Russia, that statement is very true."

Aizawa knew that the two Izukus were screwing with Kirishima but it's funny to watch them. Scarecrow was just braiding Eri hair which Midnight, Mei, and Nejire found it adorable.

Izuku then asked, "What is Antistasi?"

Dabi said, "It's a game mode in which we play a small resistance faction stealing guns, hit and runs that kind of thing."

Izuku asked, "Like guerilla warfare?"

Then Tomura was singing which Izuku came over, "What are you doing?"

Tomura singing, "We're Gorillaz, aren't we?"

Izuku said, "Guerillas? No… guerillas… not 'The Gorillaz'!"

Jiro laughing, "The Gorillaz!"

Denki laughing, "Wrong one my dude!"

Izuku went up to Kurogiri, "Moogle, I'm real sure that's a purse."

Kurogiri said, "It's a medic bag."

Izuku said, "Na, it's a purse."

Kurogiri said, "You're an asshole, I'm not patching you up."

Kurogiri said, "You goddamn right I'm not patching your ass up."

Everyone looked at him which Ghost said, "Make fun of a man's medic bag, you lost your medic right there and gained a killer."

The gang were in a truck heading to there first mission which Jin was playing 'Barbie Girl' which Izuku said, "No! We are not fighting under the banner of Barbie Girl!"

Then they were at a crate which Dabi said, "We need a mission and a cool team name."

After a little bit Izuku said, "Badgers!"

Dabi nodded, "Badgers is good."

Then later they got the name 'Molos Independence and Liberation Front' or MILF which Izuku shout, "MILF?!"

Tomura shouted, "For the glory of MILF!"

Everyone lost their shit that their organization is called 'MILF' then BAS said, "For the Glory of MILF!"

Hardcasekara smiled, "That's an organization I would gladly be a part of."

Ghost shrugged, "I like Badgers… but for the glory of MILF!"

BAS turned off the screen to get something which he said, "The Fullmetal Alchemist one is long so do what you need to do before we get started."

Everyone got up to stretch which Ghost said, "Wait… get me a beer!"

BAS was at the fridge which he threw the can of beer, "YEET!"

Ghost caught it, "But this bitch isn't empty."

Hardcasekara yawned as he made his own drink and Nemu asked, "Can I have a beer, Dad?"

BAS threw one at him which he caught it then BAS threw beers at Present Mic and Aizawa which they caught them. BAS looked at everyone, "Who else wants beer?"

AFO raised his hand, Yagi might as well want one, Dabi raised his hand, and Jin shouted, "YES!"

BAS threw some more beer then he grabbed a huge one liter can of Modelo which everyone had no idea about this brand of beer. BAS said, "In America, we have a lot of beer that y'all don't know about."

Then someone knocked on the door which BAS opened it which he smiled, "You made it!"

Esdeath giggled, "Of course I did."