Supercliche: Manhood of Steel

by ThreeHotPotatoes

Can a superhero with his head in the clouds put his heart on hold, or will the good citizens of Forks pay the ultimate price? That's all we have, people-well, that and a pledge to include some really hideous cliches along the way. Up, up, and away!

34. Chapter 34

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34

"Glue? That's the dumbest suggestion I've ever heard."

"Not literally," Carlisle said, clearly so exasperated with Robin that Superman would've smiled if he'd been able to move.

"Dude! Can you unfreeze them now? I don't like the way Batman is staring at that guy's ass," Robin whined.

"Oh, right. Sorry about that, mate. Bad luck on that one," Carlisle sympathized. "Finite incantatem."

The room erupted instantly around Superman, but he supposed there was at least a small improvement since everyone's anger was now directed at the boy who lived. Superman finally decided to take things into his own hands when...

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A/N: Sorry for the delay everyone... real life, other stories, blah blah blah.

I did it again, but MR loves me so she'll forgive me. Plus she's have an awesome week (which tickles me to no end).

Thanks for all the love, guys.

xoxoxoxo

HT