Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts, Disney, and Final Fantasy are in no way associated with yours truly.

All songs that belong to the season (YAY!) and are also not mine.

Thank you to Erika who helped me come up with this and the song that they sing later.

Before you say anything: This is the very first Day At Destiny Islands holiday special!

And yes, it's pretty lame.

This is what happens when me and Erika get bored on MSN and we randomly decide to make a song.

So enjoy, my fellow fanfictioners!

"I hate this." Riku snaps at Kairi as he smacks his forehead into Sora's mother's dining room table for the fifth time in five minutes.

He was starting to get a bruise.

"Oh, it's not so bad. I mean… it's just babysitting." Kairi says as she picks up the sobbing Nico from his playpen and starts rocking him to get him to calm down.

"Oh, not that. I don't mind that." Riku says with a restrained expression on his face as he turns blood red.

"Huh? Then what is it?" Sora asks as his little sister toddles after him, looking absolutely amazed.

"WHY ARE WE IN HOLIDAY COSTUMES?" Riku yells, pointing to his fuzzy white sweater which so happened to be embroidered with a happy smiling reindeer with a big fluffy red poof for a nose.

On the grumpy Keyblade wielder's head was a set of reindeer antlers.

Sora grins beneath his long white bread and chuckles.

"Because Reindeer Riku! Ho ho ho! We're entertaining my brother and sister!" 'Santa' Sora says as Najika tugs at his red velvet pants and stares up at the person she believed was Santa Clause.

"Santa! Santa!" She whimpers in joy as Sora picks her up and starts carrying her into the kitchen.

"Oh… And because Sora's mom thought it'd be cute." Kairi explains, shaking her head and setting off the bells on her elf hat.

Riku sighs, looking resigned to the part of a reindeer.

That and because Sora would have killed him.

"So, let's all read a story, kiddies! Ho ho ho! Elf Kairi, would you do the honors?" Sora says in a mockingly deep voice as immediately, Nico and Najika look over at the words "story."

"Story, Santa! Story!" They chant in unison, looking excited as Kairi giggles and pulls out a sheet of paper.

"Erika… kinda gave this to me." She giggles, turning bright red from suppressed laughter as she hands the paper to Sora.

He scans it and instantly turns as red as the suit he was wearing from trying not to laugh.

"Okay… I got it." Sora says with a calm smile, nodding towards the twins who nod back at him.

Sora and Kairi glance over at Riku who looks back at them in confusion.

"Well, a long time ago there was once a reindeer named Riku. He was emo." Sora begins and Riku instantly knows where this is going.

"ERIKA TOLD YOU TO SING THAT SONG DIDN'T SHE? I'M GONNA-!" Riku snarls in anger when Kairi begins to sing:

"You know Sora and Roxas!"

"And Kairi and Ventus, Terra and Aqua!" Sora adds, winking over at the furious Riku who was trying his very hardest not to kill his two best friends.

"And Eraqus and Mickey. But do you recall…The most emo Keyblade Master of all?" Kairi and Sora harmonize in unison, stretching the last word out in a pleasant sounding note.

Riku smacks his palm into his forehead but the year old twins look absolutely enchanted at the pair singing.

Sora summons his Kingdom Key and starts playing air guitar with it as they continue to sing.

"Riku the emo Keyblade Master …had a very shiny Key!" Sora chants, strumming his fingers along to the imagined beat of the "guitar".

"And if you ever saw him…he would run away and sulk!" Kairi adds, beginning to dance with the hyper "Santa."

"I would not!" Riku snarls but the twins quickly shush him as the duo keeps singing.

"All of the other Masters…used to try and cheer him up!

They never let poor Riku…sit in the corner and skulk…." Sora says in a sad sounding voice, shaking his head mockingly at Riku as if asking him why he was hiding from the other Keyblade Masters.

"I DO NOT SIT IN A CORNER AND SULK!" Riku yells, twitching like crazy as Nico and Najika burst out into high pitched laughter.

"Then one foggy Christmas Eve Sora, that's me by the way, came to say: 'Riku with your key so bright; Won't you guide my way home tonight?'" Sora sings, dancing around to the eternal amusement to his siblings and the hatred of Riku.

"And then all the Masters loved him as they shout out in cheer:" Kairi hums as she and Sora belt out the last verse in unison.

" 'Riku the Keyblade Master, let us all buy you a beer!' "

"And why beer? Cause it rhymes with cheer." Sora explains as Riku gets up, his Way to The Dawn in his hand.

"That's real funny, Sora. You're a real wise guy." Riku says in an infuriated voice, a cruel grin on his face as he steps forward towards his friends.

At these words, Sora immediately starts running.

"Hm? Where'd this hole come from?" Mrs. Minami asks several hours later when they had managed to get Sora down from the chandelier.

"Um… it has to do with the new word that the twins learned." Kairi explains as Riku stomps through the kitchen, desperately trying to lose the twins as they follow him around like a pair of ducklings following their mother.

"Emo, emo, emo, emo!" They sing in unison as they toddle after him, identical expressions of mischief on their faces as they cling to his legs.

Sora holds his swollen black eye with one hand and says:

"Apparently, Riku has no sense of Christmas humor."