Hey that chapter went alright i guess... i really didn't know how to write Naruto's thoughts... in all my other stories he isn't a moron or an actual idiot... so i was at a lost for how to write it... urg... so i made it way shorter than i wanted too. Sad sad day.
Anyway i don't own Naruto... or anyone else... Just Lexi cause thats me... and Trisha owns Trisha since thats her... hehe... its really sad since i would like to own Kakashi or maybe Gaara... what an awesome pet...
Onward to the story... hehe...
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They arrived to the almost empty bridge just as dawn was rising over the horizon. Trisha hadn't been too impressed with its appearance. There was no way she was willing to stay in wave until they finished it. God what had Naruto and the gang done in the anime well they waited for the bridge to be completed. What ninja in his right mind just sits around and waits after all the enemies were dead. Come on they killed Gato when the bridge wasn't even half way down and then they returned when the bridge was completed and named. How long did they sit around playing bodyguard.
Trisha had watched with boredom as Kakashi and the group talked to the newly arrived Zabuza and Haku. Then she had decided it was just too much work and way too dull to stick around. After all she was next to the sea/river thingy and there was much better things to do with her time.
"Trisha are you going to fish for fishies." Lexi had followed her over and was sitting on the edge of the bridge next to Trisha's fishing pole staring down at the water below.
"Yes. This mission has turned out to be quite boring." Trisha cast out her line hearing a small splash as a mist appeared around them all cutting out the sight of the battle around them. The battle had started then. Kakashi and Zabuza would be on one side and Sasuke would be battling Haku on the other end of the bridge. That left Sakura with the client and Shigure somewhere or other.
"But I hate fish. They taste so gross." The mist had covered up the sky from Trisha's eyes. She could no longer see the morning sun and the gentle fog over the water. She couldn't see the water below her feet or ever the fishing line she knew was right in front of her feet. What a miserable technique.
"Yeah well I like fish. Why don't you go get rid of the mist and go play with the bridge builder or something." The plan wouldn't work if the mist hung around too much longer.
"All righty." Hopefully Lexi would find out exactly where every one.
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Trisha soon faded from sight as Lexi skipped across the bridge towards the soft sound of the bridge builder's voice and Sakura's replies. She had to pinpoint everyone first before she told Trisha and removed the mist. After all it wouldn't do to accidental mess with the wrong person.
"Hi Sakura. Guess what. It's really foggy out isn't it." Lexi smiled as Sakura visible stiffened and tried to control the urge to kill her. Oh what fun it was to play with pinkie.
"Where were you? Kakashi and Sasuke are fighting and you and your sister disappeared again. Where is Trisha?" Oh so Shigure was with the bridge builder that is great.
"Oh she's fishing over there some where." It was time to clear the fog then. The hand signs were fairly simple to bring up a wind that would clear away the fog. Of course if you didn't have your feet charaked to the bridge you might take a little ride with the wind. Oh well.
"What is she doing..." Bye bye. Guess Sakura was one of those who took a trip along with the client and Shigure. Points to Shigure for he recovered fastest and saved the bridge builder from a nice swim.
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Sasuke was trapped within a prison of mirrors that the enemy had formed around him. He had been dodging needles forever it seemed. He of course tried to get in an attack however his attacks had just been bounced off of the surface of the mirrors to lay discharged against the bridge. Even his firs attack had proved useless against the ice mirrors. Unlike normal ice. These ones didn't seem to have any weakness to the flame. Even his family's fire jutsu hadn't even melted the edges.
He was about to dodge the needles coming at him once again, when he felt the wind come up and toss his mid air body against a mirror to his left. It had gotten him out of the way of the needles however it had definitely hurt. It seems that just because Haku could move from one mirror to another didn't mean that these mirror's were any softer than normal ice.
Haku of course had been perfectly salf within the mirrors at the time of the blast of air and hadn't even felt a stir in the air. It wasn't fair. He was an Uchiha if nature was going to attack anyone it should have attacked his enemies.
"Pay attention boy. Or you will die this day." Damn it how was he going to win this. His only chance was to time his blast with the boy's time to change mirrors. He would have to aim perfectly.
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Sakura was ready to kill her. She seriously was. Who cared that she was a teammate. That brat deserved to die. She had almost been cast off the edge of the bridge and all the brat had had to say was bye bye.
"You fucking brat. What do you think you were doing. I could have died." Lexi was smiling again as if nothing had happened. An innocent childish smile. One that if it was on one of her cousins she would have hugged and given the child kisses. However it wasn't on her cousin's face. It was on Lexi, the smallest demon from hell's face. And the demon from hell deserved to die not get hugs.
"The client could have been killed. We are here to protect the client. Not to cause his death. We would have failed the mission." Shigure had caught the client in time and was working on straightening the man's clothes and checking him over for injuries. If Shigure had been just a couple minutes later the bridge builder would have fallen over the bridge. Being a civilian he would probably had been knocked unconscious and drowned before they saved him. Dam brat had almost caused them the mission and an innocent man's life.
"Wahh Trisha Pinky is yelling at me." Sakura forced herself not to chase the brat as Lexi ran away across the bridge towards Trisha sitting on the edge of the other side of the bridge. At least the mist was gone so she could now see the enemies location.
Sakura glared as Trisha stood and started to pull on her pole. Damn lazy girl had caught a fish big whoop. Sakura had just retaken her position in front of the client when Trisha pulled one more time and fell back wards onto the bridge and her catch flew up into the air above her. A goldfish bigger than a house flew up into the air above Trisha and Lexi's head and moved on the line into an arc across the bridge in front of Sakura and the bridge builder.
Sakura was frozen in shock as the fish moved in the air like a giant weird bird and her eyes almost popped out of her head as the fish got closer and scooped up Shigure before falling with a splash into the water less than a few feet to the left of her. Shigure had stood just close enough to the edge that the fish had been able to basically eat him as it went over.
It took a while for the shock to wear off. Giant gold fish didn't just fly through the air and eat a boy. No this didn't happen every day. By the time Sakura had finally snapped out of it enough to force her hands into the Kai sign Lexi and Trisha were standing on the edge of the bridge looking down at the water with wonder in their eyes. However as she tried and tried Shigure didn't reappear on the bridge and Trisha's fishing pole didn't reappear in her hands. This wasn't a genjutsu.
Shigure was gone. Eaten by a fish. WHAT THE FUCK.
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"Wow Trisha that turned out a lot better than I thought it would. Did you see how big that gold fish was?" Lexi had watched it all from next to Trisha. Of course when they had planned to kill Shigure they hadn't thought that it would turn out so well. There had been a lot of variables that could have destroyed their plans. However every thing had turned out perfectly.
"Yea maybe I feed the jutsu too much charka." So much could have gone wrong. Shigure could have been near Kakashi and Kakashi could have stopped it. He could have been inside the mirror prison and then the fish wouldn't have been able to reach him. He could have been too far from the edge or reacted faster. However none of them had happened. He was gone. Well in a couple minutes he would be gone.
"Nah it was awesome. I loved it. Totally pink bunny material." The fish was a lot like the water prison that Zabuza had used before. Shigure was going to drown to death and no one would know. Mwahahahaha. Of course a giant fish was much more entertaining than a simple bubble. And come on how in the world would they be able to point their fingers at Trisha and her. It wasn't like they had a giant fish for a pet or something.
"I lost my pole. It just fell out of my hands. But I still have the spare line we had tied to my belt so the charaka feed is still good at least. But now I won't be able to fish anymore." Trisha had used the pole and line to feed her charaka into the water and formed the goldfish with a clone and a water prison. So basically it was a solid henged clone full of water. Of course doing all of that without being able to see was really difficult. So it only turning out bigger than planned was good.
"I'm sorry. You can doodle or read I guess. Is he still breathing or is he died yet?"The small line that connected Trisha to the fish was feeding her back information as she moved her charaka down it. It would allow Trisha to know if the fish was broken or Shigure escaped.
"He just stopped moving. I'll give it another ten or twenty minutes to make sure he isn't faking or just unconscious." The plan was to drown him and then make sure he didn't raise later. They were going to blow him up. Boom. No body to be discovered of course. The only problem with this plan was that they had to make sure that no one saw the explosion. This is where the bridge came in.
When the fighting was at its climax. Meaning when naruto was all kyuubi like and red Trisha's fish would move to under the bridge and swim down to the deepest it could get and boom. No one can see it and anyone that hears it will assume its from Naruto or a jutsu someone else preformed.
"Alright I'm going to watch Kakashi get beat up. Try not to kill pinky or the client we don't want too many questions." Trisha just nodded as she pulled out another book and Lexi just smiled and ran off leaving her behind with the duty to blow him up. She had better things to see. Like a hot jounin being covered in blood. Awesome.
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Kakashi had been prepared for a lot of things in this battle. He had been prepared to die, to kill, to even lose a student to Haku. He hadn't planned to be blown off his feet. The ground hadn't gotten any softer then the last time he hit it either. It never seemed to get softer. Just harder and harder each time.
A wind had picked up out of no where and blown away the mist keeping Zabuza from his eyes. He guessed it was ok to hit the ground once for the advantage of being able to see his opponent, however he did find it funny that Zabuza had been blown by the wind just like him. It had made his day to see Zabuza head down on the bridge and tumbling like a children's ball. Of course with Kakashi's bad luck Zabuza had been able to catch himself before he fell of and was pretty much no worse for wear.
The battle had continued like any one would expect. Zabuza's sword had slashed through the air almost cutting off his head once again as Kakashi cast another troubled look at the ice mirrors a distance from him on the bridge. He hoped Sasuke was holding his own.
"Hey Kakashi. Having fun?" Kakashi almost forgot to dodge as he spotted Lexi on the edge of his vision laying on the bridge like she was at a picnic or the park. Damn demon.
"No Lexi. I am not having fun. Why aren't you with the client, like a good girl?" Kakashi cast a glare at the girl as he finally got in a mark on Zabuza with his kunia. This battle was becoming difficult. Zabuza had a long distance advantage, since his sword was a body length longer than any weapon Kakashi had on his person. It was a damn pain in his life. His kunia looked like a kitten compared to a lion.
"Oh that's sad and I'm not a good girl. I'm a demon. Guess what. Guess what just happened. It was like so cool." Kakashi sighed out loud as he block another strike and saved himself a lot of pain he didn't want to feel.
"You and your sister killed the client didn't you." Please then he wouldn't have to fight any more and he wouldn't have to worry about Sasuke dying. He would never hear the end of it if the last Uchiha died.
"No. Not yet. Did you want me to, cause I can if you want." Damn that went that hope. Kakashi jumped back away from Zabuza and tried to gain more distance to form an jutsu.
"Shut up you brat. Unless you want me to kill you." Kakashi swore as Zabuza took his distance to take a chance to attack Lexi. He hadn't wanted to get her involved in this battle. She was strong but he wasn't sure if she was strong enough.
"Your battle is against me, Zabuza. Not the child." Kakashi forced his body into overdrive, using as much charaka as he could to get himself in the way of Zabuza and the girl's unmoving, and uncaring yawning body.
"No Lexi you may not kill the client. Now what happened that was so cool." Kakashi gave a small glance to his new wound. He was bleeding down his arm. He would have to worry about not letting himself lose too much. He didn't want to pass out again. Zabuza was standing a distance away watching him and forming hand signs. He was up to something.
"Oh This big fishy came and ate Shigure. It was so cool. It was like whoosh, chomp, splash. It was amazing." What? Zabuza had even froze at those words and was staring at the child in shock.
"What did what?" He couldn't have heard that right.
"It was huge Kakashi. Like bigger than a house. I think it was a gold fish." Lexi had taken to spinning a kunai around by its hoop. Oh god this better be a joke.
"So let me get this straight. Well I have been fighting your sensei here. A giant gold fish jumped over the bridge and ate your teammate?" Zabuza sounded as confused as he did. Did things like that actually happen in real life.
"Yupe it was awesome." Oh god. She wasn't joking. How was he going to explain this to the hokage and Iruka-sensei.
"You have some strange students Kakashi." Kakashi sighed and nodded as he took back up his stance. He would worry about his report later. Right now he would worry about surviving.
"In my defense. I'm just the babysitter. She belongs to another jounin." Lexi's laughter flowed into the air as once more metal struck metal.