What's your name?
You should know my name! I'm the greatest being in the universe!
Is your inner world an all you can eat buffet?
Maybe…
Do you realize that you're kind of balding?
I'm not balding!
What's your favorite food?
Rice crackers.
Did you know that some people think that you have a crush on your captain?
WHAT?! Who in their right mind would think that?!
Are you allergic to anything?
Kittens.
Do you realize that there are only 9 stories featuring you on fanfiction?
What the heck is fanfiction?
When was the last time you went on a date?
Never. But it's only because the ladies are scared if I reject them.
Why are you so fat?
I. AM. NOT. FAT.
What did you want to be when you were little?
I wanted to own my own restraint.
How can a fatso like you be in the 2nd squad?
How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not fat?!
Do little children run away from you when you get close to them?
… What makes you say that?
Did anyone ever think you were related to Santa Clause?
No.
What's up with your real name?
What? All rich people have long names.
Is your little sister adopted?
Yes. She's too ugly to be related to me.
Did you know that your probably one of the most unpopular characters in Bleach?
What are you talking about? Everyone loves me!
Who's fatter? You or Yammy?
Who's 'Yammy'? Anyways, it's probably him.
Shouldn't you have died from eating too much cholesterol or something?
Whaaaaat?
Your really stupid.
That's not a question.
Have you gone on the show called 'The Biggest loser'?
Why would I need to go on a show like that? I don't need to loose wieght.
(AN: Let's do someone interesting! Like… Hisagi! [The guy with the 69 on his face])