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Written for the November Event (Male Appreciation) over on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments)
Male: Easy – Ron Weasley
Not ready
"Ronald Weasley," Hermione screeched from the kitchen. "I ask you to do one thing whilst I'm away for the weekend at a conference. One thing!"
Ron shuffled into the kitchen to see what all the fuss was about, wiping the sleep from his eyes.
"What you talking about 'Mione? I did everything you asked, I even cleaned the house top to bottom," Ron said as he looked around to see what he could possibly have done wrong.
Hermione glared at him and then flicked her wand, opening the cupboard doors, "Really! Tell me on what planet do the plates go in the same place as the tins of food?"
Hemione reached into the cupboard and picked up one of the plates and prepared herself to throw it at him.
"What the hell is wrong with you woman? Is it that time of the month?" he asked, throwing his hands up into the air, unable to comprehend the fact that his wife was practically flying off the handle over some misplaced plates
Hermione's grip on the plate loosened and it slipped slowly out her hands and fell to the floor as she did the calculations in her head.
"Ron, I think I'm pregnant." She gasped.
Pregnant, Ron thought. His wife was pregnant, which meant that he was going to be a father. He wasn't ready to be a father, and be responsible for another human being. He could barely look after himself.
Without his permission, Ron's legs gave way beneath him as he fainted.
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