a/n: I know I have said this many a-time, but this fic will be ending soon and by soon, this is the second last chapter. I repeat, THERE IS ONLY ONE MORE CHAPTER UNTIL THIS BAD BOY IS FINISHED. Do not fret though, I have heeeeeeaps of fics planned out for you lot :) a lot of them will be written in the same way Bad Teachers has been, so like funny (apparently this fic is funny so yay for me!) and sarcastic and most importantly, SWANQUEEN.
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This chapter is dedicated to Tanya who suggested this idea and who has also put up with all the shit I have put her through, god bless ya.
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"Swan out!"
I scooped up the work spread out on my desk into some sort of pile and squished it to my chest as the clock ticked over to three o'clock.
"Keen to be somewhere, aye Emma?" Ruby looked up from her work and smiled as I shoved all the marking into a recyclable shopping bag. I winked at her as Blue waltzed through the door looking like someone had set a fire cracker off inside her butt. Ruby rolled her eyes as the hard core Christian made a point of sighing loudly and dumping her things onto her pristine clean desk right beside Ruby.
"Damn straight; Regina's got a present for me," Ruby waggled her eyebrows suggestively, "no Ruby, not like that," The Art teacher pouted as she circled an incorrect word on one of her student's essays and took a swig from her metal water bottle.
"Care to elaborate?" Ruby smacked her lips together and stretched up as David and Mary Margaret pushed through into the staffroom, shaking off loose drops of rain. I waved to the love birds, which by some miracle, had convinced Regina that having their tables together was beneficial, which was beyond me because they spent their time kissing each other over the tables. But to be fair, I'd probably do that to Regina as well if she didn't have her own supremely excellent office.
"Nope," I glanced at Blue who had stuffed her lanyard into her drawer and exited the building without looking back or saying goodbye to anyone.
"Oh thank fuck," Ruby exhaled loudly and let her head loll back. I smelt vodka.
"Ruby… is that vodka?" I stared at the silver bottle on her desk.
"Maybe," Ruby grabbed the bottle before I could and held it close to her chest, "what? You inspired me that one time when you drank with Mary Margaret,"
"That was the worst mistake ever!" Mary Margaret chided,
"Whatever, I'm like, half smashed anyway, whoa," Ruby massaged her temples as Astrid shook her head in disgust, "anyway, crazy bitch has left, so what are you and Regina really doing?"
"Weed," I shrugged my shoulders,
"Dude…"
"Yeah,"
"That's fucking awesome, oh my god. I never thought Regina would be the type,"
"Dude, she's the fucking Principal of Story Brooke High, the most…"
"One of the most elite high schools in Maine, blah, blah, blah, whatever," Ruby made the talking mouth motion with her hand and rolled her eyes, "okay fine, your fine ass girlfriend can get her hands on all the weed she wants, I get it,"
I laughed as Ruby tipped her head back and downed a good amount of the vodka.
"Meanwhile, this hot piece of ass has got a date with another hot piece of ass," Ruby winked as the tell-tale Australian librarian peeked through the staffroom door.
"Hey!" Ruby stood up abruptly and banged her knee on her table, "holy shit," she stumbled backwards and I reached out to grab her.
"Whoa, we have a staffroom? When did this happen?" Belle came up to both of us as Ruby massaged her knee,
"I'd ask the same thing about the library,"
"No school can be without a library," Belle put her hands on her hips, "some schools have multiple staffrooms,"
"Thank god this place doesn't,"
"Uh, we actually do," I mumbled as Ruby kissed Belle's cheek.
"What!"
"Yeah, the Head of Departments have their own,"
"I've been here four years and I've never seen this so called Head of Department staffroom,"
"Why do you think you never see what's-his-name Killian Jones or whatever? He's head of Science,"
Ruby pouted, "Aw man, I just thought he was some hot shot the school hired on a casual basis," Belle cleared her throat, "but here we have an even hotter shot the school has hired permanently, yay for Ms French!" Ruby clapped her hands together quickly as I hooked my bag over my shoulder and headed out the staffroom,
"See you lot tomorrow alright?"
"Have fun with your girlfriend Swan," Ruby cried as Belle wrapped one arm around the Art teacher's slim waist.
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"Please tell me again why, oh why, we are using my perfectly good Mercedes as a, what do you call it… a hot box? Instead of the house,"
"Because if I remember correctly babe, you don't ever want to go into my 'death trap on wheels' even if your life depended on it,"
Regina huffed and folded her arms against her chest, glaring at the water seeping through my blonde hair and pooling into my lap and spilling over onto her leather seats. It was no surprise that the moment we pulled up onto the driveway, Regina was not getting out without an umbrella which she had left at work. So where did that leave me? Running out into the house to grab, my uh, pipe, and of course, completely forgetting an umbrella for Madame Mills.
"I mean, you remembered to grab your pipe and papers but oh no, heaven forbid you remember an umbrella or hell, a towel,"
I sat cross legged in the passenger seat as rain pounded down on the roof of the car. I didn't really listen to Regina, but then again, when had I ever?
"…the linen closet is even on the way to our bedroom and you didn't even get a towel…"
I licked the paper and squished it down into a reasonable looking joint, "shut up and smoke the damn thing, won't you?"
Regina glared at the joint like the same way Granny did when I first rocked up looking for a uniform; like I was an actual slug.
"No, I want the pipe,"
Before I could even protest, Regina snatched my filled pipe from my lap, grabbed the lighter and lit it. I didn't even know Regina could even smoke a pipe. I blinked as Regina ripped off her blue blazer, folded it and flung it onto the back seat. Her black bra was a beautiful grey shadow through her white blouse and up against her pale olive flesh. I shook my head and gazed out to the white mansion, watching the water overflow out the gutters and splatter onto the cement.
"Better get comfy my dear, we're going to be here for a while," Regina muttered as she let out a long exhale. A plume of white smoke spewed out her mouth and nostrils and damn, it was the most delightful sight in the world.
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An hour had passed and somehow we both ended up on the back seat; Regina's hand up my shirt, groping my boobs and my hand down the front of her trousers, rubbing her through her panties. It wasn't even desperate, it was just the fact we could touch each other. Regina threw her head back and spilt her legs further apart as my finger brushed her clit. The air inside the car was no longer fresh and clean but thick with lust and the heavy scent of marijuana. I wanted to wind down a window ever so slightly but Regina said no and sucked my fingers into her mouth for some unknown reason.
The rain had lightened considerably but neither of us had the energy to exit the vehicle.
"Do you know what a funny word is? Cordial,"
Regina broke the silence with her bizarre comment. I looked over to her and she was staring at her hands as my own were making quick work of her lower region. I think Regina wasn't used to smoking that amount of weed because she was totally gone. I was nice and horny but she was just feeling the soft grey fluffy stuff on the roof of the car.
"Cordial…cordial…cord dial, core dial…" she mumbled, blinking profusely, stroking the roof repeatedly.
"Uh, Regina…you okay?" I put a hand on her shoulder and her eyes snapped up to me.
"Fuck me,"
"What?"
Regina launched herself at me; my spine smashed into the handheld bit of the door and I squeaked as she ripped her blouse of herself and latched her lips onto my neck.
"Fuck me Ms Swan, or so help me God, I'll do it myself,"
As if I needed more permission than that. I wrapped my legs around her waist and tightened them; her bare core hit my jeans and she moaned.
"Yes, yes, more…cordial,"
I had to suppress a giggle as Regina's hands roamed up higher underneath my shirt and cupped my boobs. Holy shit her hands were cold. I yelped as Regina grabbed the collar of my shirt and pulled it up over my head. I took out my ponytail and shook my hair as Regina disposed of the ghastly purple Staff shirt over the front seat of the car.
"You are so beautiful Ms Swan," Regina sighed as her hungry brown eyes raked up my body. I was literally sprawled out awkwardly on the backseat of her Mercedes, my jeans undone but still on and my hair covering my lace covered boobs. How I was beautiful right now was beyond me.
I went to straighten myself up as Regina leaned forward, but my hand hit the door handle. Suddenly, I was toppling backwards out onto the driveway as Regina screeched. I hit the ground with a thud as Regina tumbled out, landing beside me. The white smoke plumed out like someone had turned on four gas machines inside the Mercedes Benz.
"Holy shit," I gasped as Regina giggled. Soft rain splashed down onto my face as the back of my jeans became saturated from the wet cement. It was such an odd sensation to feel sun-baked cement mixed with icy cold rain water.
Regina propped herself up on her elbow and looked down at me. Rain water soaked her hair and I brushed away a droplet that was threatening to fall from the tip of her nose.
"You are so beautiful my love," I reached up and cupped her cheek; bringing her face down to kiss my mouth. Regina groaned and went to sit on top of me but I went to take her underneath me, and next thing we both know, we're rolling down the steep driveway, landing on a wet patch of green grass.
"Fuck," a sharp stone stuck into my back and I made a point of flipping Regina onto her back – away from the sharp rock, mind you – and staring down at the wondrous woman below me.
My hair fell down around Regina's face in thick wet strands. She battered a particularly slopping bit off of her cheek and smiled up, her lips parted ever so slightly. I was tentative at first but I leaned down and kissed her; sucking her bottom lip into my mouth and biting it. Her hips bucked hard against mine and her arm snaked around my waist pulling me closer. Her other hand reached up and squeezed my laced boob. And if this moment couldn't get any more perfect, there was a loud bleep from the road and suddenly we were splashed with a massive wall of gutter water.
"Get a room, you lesbians," A purple car whizzed off down the street.
It was a deep female voice, kind of like Granny's, which we both knew was impossible but it did sound freakishly like hers.
"Oh my god," Regina gasped as the icy cold, leaf filled water smacked and saturated us both, "holy shit,"
I felt my skin burst out in goose bumps and I rolled to the side, balling myself up to retain heat.
"Emma, why are we outside? Why are we lying in the rain? Emma!" Obviously Regina had come to her senses, "And why the hell is my car door wide open in this weather? Do you even know how expensive Mercedes Benz cost these days?"
And she was back. Regina mopped her wet hair off of her forehead and glared at me, "Ms Swan!"
I rolled my eyes and tried to get to my feet as the sky darkened once again. There was a crack of lightning and another downpour erupted.
"Close the door, close the door!" I screamed at Regina as the rain came down sideways. Regina pushed the car door closed and I grabbed her wet hand, yanking her to her feet.
"Emma, I'm cold," Regina was soaked to the bone; her blouse and trousers hanging off her like a wet blanket.
"Come on, let's get inside," I squeezed her hand and lead her up to the front door. I pulled out my keys from my pocket, shivered as wind whispered against my damp skin, and pushed the door open to the mansion.
"Wait," Regina grabbed my forearm and pulled me back out into the rain,
"What the…" But Regina threw herself at me and I scooped her up, wrapping her legs around my waist. Rain chucked down on us and I could barely stand up straight with the storm howling around us let alone the weight of Regina.
"Regina, babe, I know this is romantic and all, kissing in the rain, but we're going to get hypothermia or some shit," I peeled the woman off of me and dragged her soaking ass inside the house.
"Come on, let's get in the shower, cook some food and be sober enough to meet Claudia's father, okay?"
Regina nodded, "we're having shower sex dear, and there's nothing you can do about it; this weed has made me horny as a nine grade boy,"
"Jesus Regina," I slammed the door shut and dragged her up the staircase to our ensuite, "I love you, you know that?"
But Regina just smiled and kissed me quickly on the lips, which were now a nice shade of blue, "I love you too my dear,"
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a/n: I REALLY LIKE THIS CHAPTER FOR SOME REASON IDK okay bye