Just an idea. Hope you enjoy. I don't own TBBT. Just miss having a new episode this week and last.

Penny flew through the doors of the Emergency room. All she remembered was finishing up a sale at a doctor's office, her phone ringing, and once answered she heard on the other end, "Ummm Penny, its Howard. Leonard is on his way to the E.R. One of his grade students might have cut off one of Leonard toes with a laser!"

Penny never felt so panicked in her life and was surprised she was not stopped by a cop for speeding. She rushe to the information desk and told the nurse who she was and her husband should be back there. Penny put the fear into that woman as she did to her sales team, just so she could be with Leonard.

Penny almost felt bad as she could tell she almost had the young woman tears, but dammit that was her husband back there and who knows what actually happened. As the nurse walked her back quickly, in front of Penny's eyes was a high of morphine Leonard with his left foot propped up in heavy gauze. "Hey there's my pretty lady!" Leonard expressed quite loudly as he nudged his male nurse. "Am I right, or am I right?"

The male nurse turned towards the door and saw his co-worker and Penny, as he looked quite uncomfortable. "Um, yes you are." The male nurse said turning back to Leonard. "Now just try to relax Doctor Hofstadter as much a possible why we reattach your middle toe."

"So it is true..." Penny finally said walking in and standing next to Leonard. His nurse let Penny know the laser made a clean cut so attaching it back on would not be a problem along it was put on ice right away. His toe would be wrapped up for a few weeks but would be like an accident never happened. She lifted an eyebrow as Leonard looked up her with his childish smile. "Why did you let a grad student cut off your toe?" She asked looking down at him.

"Training of course... Wow you're really pretty! We should get married..." Leonard said cheerfully.

Penny bit her lip hiding laughter and rolled her eyes. She sat next to him facimg him placing a hand on her shoulder as she become serious, "Leonard, sweetie we are already married."

Leonard's eyes became big and moth gaped open with surprise, "Really...wow! How?" He frowned feeling confused at her.

"You idiot, we dated and got engaged, which led us to getting married...twice. You're higher than a kite right now aren't you?" Penny asked crossing her arms with her eyebrow still raised.

"Shhhh. Come closer." Leonard saying as he curled his finger towards him as Penny leaned in. "Yeah I am... I think I'm secretly Batman... But don't tell Sheldon." He then began to laugh with a rolling chuckle.

"Wow! You are diffently something right now." Penny confessed as she patted her husband's head. By that time the nurse came in and told they were ready for surgery so Leonard could have his toe back on. Which only made Leonard laugh more.

"Toe, I lost a toe..." Leonard blurted out with a smile but began to freak out. "No no no... A toe! I lost a toe! Oh how am going to walk again!"

Penny leaned forward and hugged her husband. "Hey you're going to fine and of course you're goong to be able to walk. You will act like it never happened."

But with that Leonard forgot already what had happened and hugged his wife a little tighter. "Mmmm, you smell like green apples. l like apples. I'm hungry now. I want to eat you."

Penny was grateful just then,since she knew what Leonard was implying, the nurse came back and prepared Leonard for surgery and was glad he was knocked out before they even left the room. That was on Penny's request since she was sure the surgeon did not want to deal with a high Leonard.

Penny called Bernadette to let her know what was going on. Bernadette gave her the next few days off to take care of Leonard. Boy those days would be very long days. She then let Howard and Raj that Leonard was going to be okay. Raj asked Penny if they could call Leonard stumpy now. Penny laughed but told him now anyway. Penny was very grateful Amy and Sheldon where in Texas visiting Mary otherwise Sheldon would be trying to go back to the O.R. making sure they were putting Leonard's toe back on right.

Once Leonard was out and was in recovery, he was still high off the morphine. After an hour he was released and still being high Penny could not leave him be. Even going to the drugstore to get his pain meds, Penny turned her back for a second and Leonard was gone. But soon found him playing in the toy isle pushing all the bottons on the superheros, making them fight each other, while sitting on the floor. She grabbed his crutches and set them up and then told him to put up the toys. At first he told her no but she bribed him that they would stop at the comic book store for a new comic. Only of he was good rest of the time.

The real challenge was the stairs at their apartment building. "Screw the crutches." She blurted out and Leonard leaned against her helping him up the stairs. Which brought back memories for the both of them when he shot his Reebok shoe and got an ouchy on his pinky toe. Once Penny put him to bed she went back to get his crutches. As she was back in her apartment she flopped down on the couch and sighed with exhaustion but was thankful Leonard did not suffer a more serious injury, she just had to put up with him being loopy with pain meds for the next few weeks. At least they could watch the video of him in the emergency room over and over again once he was more incoherent, for a good laugh, well for Penny anyways.